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Acronyms and Explanation

Haven

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hey everybody , i thought this might be handy to keep up so any newbs like me can refer to it. Who knows maybe even the pro's will learn a thing or two!


A-Level -- Common in Britain, anal sex.
Agency -- An organization or individual that manages many providers.
Amazon -- A large woman.
AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor.
Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian -- Anilingus.
Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP -- Adult Service Provider.
ATF -- All Time Favorite.
ATM -- Ass to Mouth.
Aunt Flo -- Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&D -- Bondage and Discipline.
B&S -- Bait & switch.
Bait & switch -- 1) Ads, pictures that describe someone else, 2) Promised one thing or person, given another.
Bareback -- Without a condom.
BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD -- Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BFE -- Boyfriend Experience.
BJ -- Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex.
Blackhole -- Anus.
BLS -- Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill -- Viagra.
Blue Steel -- Viagra.
Brown Eye -- Anus.
Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner.
BS -- 1) Body slide, 2) Bullshit.
BTW - boardspeak for "by the way"

Canine -- Doggy style.
Cash and Dash -- A rip-off where they take the money and run.
CBJ -- Covered Blow Job.
CD -- Cross-dresser.
CFS -- Covered Full Service.
CG -- Cowgirl.
CIM -- Cum in mouth.
CL -- Craig's List. The newspaper want ads of the internet, and a free place for providers to advertise.
Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
CMT -- Certified Massage Therapist.
Commercial Company -- Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term.
Completion -- Orgasm.
Cover -- A condom.
Covered -- Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top.
Crushing -- fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women's high heels.
Cups (cups of coffee) -- Orgasms.

DATO -- Dining At The O, rim job.
DATY -- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.
DDE -- Doesn't do extras.
DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat -- BJ where the penis is "swallowed".
DFK -- Deep French Kissing.
Doggy -- Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind.
Doubles -- threesome with two providers.
DP -- Double Penetration.
DT -- Deep throat.

Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage.
Felching -- 1) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus; 2) Inserting animals into anus or vagina.
FIV -- Finger In Vagina. Digital Stimulations.
FJ -- Foot Job.
Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.
FOTC -- Fuck Of The Century.
French -- Oral sex.
FS -- Full Service; intercourse.

GFE -- Girl Friend Experience.
Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner.
Greek -- Anal sex.
GS -- Golden Shower (either you urinate on her, or she urinates on you).

Half and half -- BJ followed by FS.
HJ -- Hand Job.
HM -- High mileage.
HME -- Honeymoon Experience (sex like you'll never have again).
Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR -- Hand Release.

Incall -- You go to her place.
Interpreter -- Condom.
ISO -- In Search Of.
Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack -- Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS
John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

K9 -- Canine, or doggy style.
Kama Sutra -- Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.

Lazy Dog -- Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.
LE -- Law Enforcement.
LEO -- Law Enforcement Officer.
LFK -- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill -- Viagra
LMP -- Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT -- Licensed Massage Therapist.
Lot Lizard -- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
LTR -- Long Term Relationship. A provider who drops out of the business for a VERY SUBSTANTIAL stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity.

Madame -- Proprietress of an agency or bordello.
Maid -- In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule.
Mediterranean -- Anal sex.
Merkin -- Pubic hair wig.
MG -- Massage Girl.
MILF -- Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish -- Missionary position.
Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse.
MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female.
MP -- 1) Massage Parlor, 2) Multiple Positions.
MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS -- Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS -- Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG -- Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops -- More than one orgasm during the session.
NQBC -- No Quitter But Covered, a CBJ to completion.
NQBS -- No Quitter But Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by spitting out your ejaculate.
NQNS -- No Quitter No Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by swallowing your ejaculate.
NSA -- No Strings Attached.


Outcall -- She comes to your place.
OWO - Oral With Out (a condom); bbbj.
OWO to Completion - OWO resulting in CIM.

Pearl Necklace -- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest.
Pegging -- anal penetration of a male by either but plug or strap-on.
PIITB -- Put it in the bum/butt.

Punter -- a British term for a Hobbyist
PSE -- Porn Star Experience.
Puffies -- Breasts where the entire areola appears 'puffy', enlarged, or swollen.
PV -- Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat -- A condom.
RCG -- See Reverse Cowgirl.
Reverse Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top, facing away.
Rimming, Rimjob -- Anilingus

ROFLMAO -- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RS2K -- Room Service 2000 - a Chicago-based referral service popular in the midwest, but also has national exposure. Google for more info.

Russian -- Penis between her breasts.

San Juan Capistrano -- BBBJTC and she swallows.
Salad Tossing -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Scat -- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening -- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Shots on goal -- Allows more than one orgasm per session.
Sixty-nine or 69 -- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
Snowball -- Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.
SO -- Significant Other.
SOG -- Shots On Goal, attempts at orgasm.
SOMF -- Sat On My Face.
Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian).
Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
Spinner -- A very thin and/or petite provider (from the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin")
Squirting, Squirter -- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
Stroll -- A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer teeth -- Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunny -- Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat)
Sybian -- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
Teabag, Teabagging -- Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
Tipping required -- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TOFTT -- Take One For The Team. A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Translation, translator, translated -- Using a condom.
Trolling -– 1) The act of driving around looking for a prostitute, 2) Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TS -- Transsexual.
TUMA -- Tongue Up My Ass.
Two Call System -- The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call.
Uncovered -- Without a condom.
Untranslated (ie, untranslated French, or UTF) -- Without a condom.
Upselling -- Payment of additional charges are required for some services.
UTF -- Un-Translated French; a BBBJ.
UTR -- Under The Radar; a provider who maintains a very low profile.
VD -- Venereal Disease.
WAH -- Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports -- Urination play.
WG -- a British term - Working Girl, a euphonism for a provider.
 

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Haven

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hmmm really and where would it be? I noticed that this site is not the easiest for new users to run around on considering that list is in the vancouver section . As for urbandictionary.com I did not know about it until a post earlier . The assumption that new users know about urban or can find information you feel is so obviously posted ( could be I am post board adhd ) is a bad one . I know if a list like this that was locked at the top of the forums it would make life a little easiers for newbs like me :)

Thanks miss bijou for posting that link however it highlights the point that a newbie from edmonton would have never found the list and perhaps the need for one out in the open without having to search it.
 
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DQ Guy

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But if we locked it and put it up top....
How would I come to the rescue of the beautiful ladies in distress when they call?:D
just kidding:)

I am happy you posted the abbrevs..
I was just adding to your thread with some more of this helpful info.;)
you can never have too much info:)
 

wolverine

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hmmm really and where would it be? I noticed that this site is not the easiest for new users to run around on considering that list is in the vancouver section .
I've asked the mods here a couple of times to post a link to the acronyms from the other review sections (Edmonton, Calgary, etc), but I guess they won't do it because it makes too much sense. And yet they find the time to post stickys in each forum about advertising.
 

DQ Guy

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LMAO!

Now that might just work:D
 
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