Accident at a session

[westwoody]

I remember a few years ago, a provider in Montreal had a client die on her bed. Heart attack.

I don't want to make this very dark joke but I guess at least he died doing something he likes.

I wouldn’t mind going out that way but I wouldn’t want any lady to have to deal with it.

 

[dickotoole]

When I first started this many moons ago I was banging this girl pretty good, ended up going in and felt a crunch. Penis was a bit sore but didn't think anything of it, ended up being the start of Peyronie's disease. Thankfully not to bad.

Not sure how I would be able to explain a freak accident to a S/O where you end up in the hospital where you have cut yourself serious enough to have blood everywhere.

I never heard of Peyronie disease so googled it and the natural cure =

How do you fix Peyronies naturally?

Exercise and massage also play a crucial role in the treatment of Peyronie's disease. These techniques can help reduce the curvature of the penis and soften the plaque. Stretching exercises, specifically, have shown promising results.

So, the cure is to fuck as much as you can. I think I might have had it my whole life!!!

 

[BurnabyRebel]

I'd like to go out with my face buried in a sws ass and a belly full of bacon 🍑👅🥰

Mmmmmm......bacon...

 

[Skyler Mack]

Once when my cat was younger she decided to walk across the headboard and fell on a clients head near the end of a session…🫣 gave him a tiny scratch lol I got a bandaid and he was laughing, a good sport about it thank goodness!

I felt pretty horrible after lmao. She keeps to herself these days, knows what I’m up to by now 😂💗

 

[angry anderson]

Once when my cat was younger she decided to walk across the headboard and fell on a clients head near the end of a session…🫣 gave him a tiny scratch lol I got a bandaid and he was laughing, a good sport about it thank goodness!

I felt pretty horrible after lmao. She keeps to herself these days, knows what I’m up to by now 😂💗

I had somebody's pussy drop on my head recently during a session. I was a pretty good sport about it also.

 

[PuntMeister]

I had somebody's pussy drop on my head recently during a session. I was a pretty good sport about it also.

😂 HaHa. I requested a pussy drop recently, but ended up getting a beaver slide 😆

 

[Mr. J]

My only accident is pretty tame. One time, my foot dug into the hotel room carpet and I go down face first to the floor. No worse for wear, but it was laugh worthy at the time.

 

[grusse]

yrs ago, in the Philippines, cpl of go-go girls told me it happened occasionally that a tourist(usually,older viagra-stuffed and overweight)
would suffer a vaporlock.
The girls always made sure they were paid in advance.

 

[manbun69]

I actually ended up having a horrible allergic reaction to something a few years ago when I was overseas and thought I was a goner. I had switched up my meds by accident because of travelling and ended up seriously passing out. Woke up to paramedics in my hotel room making sure I was ok. The lady made sure she stayed with me and made sure all of my funds/wallet/belongings got taken care of. Made a new friend that night in a foreign land. Was still married at the time and it made me realize how close to bad it could have got.

 

[perbertman]

I had a frenulum tear with a provider while she was giving me a HJ and BJ. Got a little too aggressive with her technique and ripped it. Session was definitely over and the blood wouldn’t stop flowing.