A Very Noddy Review

[NikitaMMC]

So I've been threatening to post a review on Noddy for months now since our sessions get wierder with each visit. (He doesn't think I'll actually do it)

Our session started with some dance lessons. Aparently dancing turns him on because his towel was off his waist and hanging off 'the rack' before the first waltz was over. (Looks/ 9 Dancing/ 6.5) There was no massage and the session felt very rushed as we were into FS within 5 minutes of him coming into the door. (Service/3)

But then the FS became very heated and- wait a minute, I don't actually have a name for my equipment- the little Nikita was very satisfied. Twice.(Okay, Service is now 10)

As I'm trying to catch my breath, he leaps off the table, picks up a bowl of fruit he brought with him and begins covering my body with ice cold watermelon slices. I'm shivering and he finds this amusing. (Service is back down to 6)

But then he redeemed him self by giving me a hummer. I mean he actually hummed a tune with his head.......(Service 11.5)

And the donation? He spent all day fixing my Knobs so I guess it is only fair that I fix his. Repeat? Anytime baby!

 

[Roach]

ooo oo!

Review me!

Ok, you probably can't because it's been forever since I've last seen you! And, I can never seem to get an appointment with you!

Oh, have you cleared out your PMs yet?

Roach

 

[trawler]

Nikita on Noddy ...

FLMAO ... too funny !!

 

[Mike123]

Phew...

Thanks Nikita for TOFTT....

 

[noddy]

So I've been threatening to post a review on Noddy for months now since our sessions get wierder with each visit. (He doesn't think I'll actually do it)

Our session started with some dance lessons. Aparently dancing turns him on because his towel was off his waist and hanging off 'the rack' before the first waltz was over. (Looks/ 9 Dancing/ 6.5) There was no massage and the session felt very rushed as we were into FS within 5 minutes of him coming into the door. (Service/3)

But then the FS became very heated and- wait a minute, I don't actually have a name for my equipment- the little Nikita was very satisfied. Twice.(Okay, Service is now 10)

As I'm trying to catch my breath, he leaps off the table, picks up a bowl of fruit he brought with him and begins covering my body with ice cold watermelon slices. I'm shivering and he finds this amusing. (Service is back down to 6)

But then he redeemed him self by giving me a hummer. I mean he actually hummed a tune with his head.......(Service 11.5)

And the donation? He spent all day fixing my Knobs so I guess it is only fair that I fix his. Repeat? Anytime baby!

Dancing 6.5?? I had hoped your goose bumps would have bumped it up another half point!! Still, I am quite satisfied with that number... seeing as I told her I couldn't dance!!
Looks 9? Damn, I'm hot!!
Still, need an attitude score... had hoped the "weirder with each visit" qualified as a positive attitude!!
All in all, I am quite satisfied with my first review... and with my awesome session!!

 

[totravel]

Nikita's review is just what I would expect to see from the Wild Child that she is.

 

[high-speed]

Glad that Nakita did the TOFTT. I would hate to waste my hard earned $$ only to find out that he can"t dance. Even if he is a 9 in the looks department, I'm not sure if I want him fixing my knob although weird can be good if done properly.

 

[thebhc]

I smell a book deal!

First beds and moving services at Rhythm and now knob work (yours not hers)at Nikita's. It sounds like you've got the makings of a book. Call it "The pooners guide to the barter system" or "The complete idiot's guide to doing stuff for some action type things" . Either way, I'd pic it up (and the her). Noddy, I you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not writing this.