A strange story

[Randy Whorewald]

(Arizona) - A veteran of the Mesa Fire Department is on paid leave for alleged bestial acts with a neighbor's sheep. Maricopa County sheriff's deputies took 52-year-old LeRoy Johnson into custody at his home. The city's deputy fire chief, a 26-year veteran, was booked on three misdemeanor charges including disorderly conduct, trespassing and public sexual indecency. A sheriff's office spokesman said Johnson was released from jail on his own recognizance. The arrest came after a neighbor and another man said they found Johnson in a small barn. The sheriff's report said Johnson's pants were down as he held a lamb to the ground. When deputies confronted Johnson, they said he admitted to trespassing but denied doing anything else.

 

[JustAGuy]

You know what they say (don't ask me who "they" are ... I have no idea!): once you've had a sheep, you'll never look at a woman again.

 

[richrad]

i thought the law against beastiality is repealed, whatever happened to rick santorum

o wait, i thought it was in texas

 

[Mchatte]

When deputies confronted Johnson, they said he admitted to trespassing but denied doing anything else.

Is he telling the truth or is he trying to pull the wool over their eyes.

When they busted him, did he look a little sheepish?

Sorry, baaaaaad jokes!

M

 

[Randy Whorewald]

LOL Mchatte. BTW - Did know the answer to this key question?

If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is
a goose?

 

[Avery]

That guy is a pussy! Anyone can fuck a sheep! If be were a real man, he'd do like that guy in Selkirk, Manitoba a few years ago. He was charged with bestiality for fucking his Rottweiler!!

 

[JSR123]

I live in Arizona and have heard from a 'very reliable source' that this guy had seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times . . .

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I live in Arizona and have heard from a 'very reliable source' that this guy had seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times . . .

LOL - Well, at least he's not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[GreatGatsby]

LOL - Well, at least he's not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Was it at least a female sheep?

 

[LonelyGhost]

Was it at least a female sheep?

that would be ewe?

 

[Avery]

that would be ewe?

I wonder if he performed DATU? (dining at the ewe)

 

[LonelyGhost]

I wonder if he performed DATU? (dining at the ewe)

more like NANU (noshing at the ewe?)!