A rose by any other name.

[Jethro Bodine]

Porschia's thread about beaver got me wondering how many terms there are out there which refer to a woman's vagina.
Everything from the cute terms Grandmas and Mothers teach little girls to the crude ones.

Lets make a list.

I'll go first and take the obvious... "Beaver".

 

[Soleil]

It's being said on more and more TV shows and I still cringe whenever I hear it. lol 'VADGE'

 

[PopUp]

I think that the most common one would be "pussy".

 

[Badger133]

"Snatch" is another.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

There's an old George Carlin routine where he says that certain words can either be "dirty" or not depending on how their used. You can be watching a Disney show, "we're gonna snatch that pussy and put it in a box."

 

[Georgieboy69]

Saw this on another site today lol

1. Vag
2. Piss Flaps
3. Bearded Clam
4. Vagina
5. Soft Shelled Tuna Taco
6. Camel Toe
7. Slit
8. pit
9. Cum Dumpster
10. Fuzzy Taco
11. Air Pipe
12. Pink Fortress
13. Beaver
14. Tuna Town
15. Punani
16. Puntang
17. ECD
18. Sweaty Love Box
19. Coochie
20. Stabin' Cabin
21. Muff
22. Peach
23. Snake Pit
24. Holster
25. Snatch
26. Chonch
27. Pinoché
28. Hatchet Wound
29. Stinky Pink
30. Moose Knuckle
31. Small Aquatic Animal
32. Fetus Factory
33. Pudunda
34. Arm Sleeves
35. Finger Warmer
36. Bottle Holder
37. Anal Alternative
38. Susan
39. Land Down Under
40. Joy Trail
41. Tunnel of Love
42. Crotch Sink
43. Sex
44. Nappy Dugout
45. Fur Pipe
46. Flitter
47. Dinner
48. Meat Tunnel
49. Hole
50. Gash
51. Roast Beef
52. Penis Coffin
53. Flower Bud
54. Pin Cushion
55. Velvet-Lined Meat Wallet
56. Cooter
57. Fur Burger
58. Fuzzy Credit Card
59. Pee-Pee
60. Miss Flappy
61. Mr. Happy's Flappy Garage
62. Texas Tunnel
63. Front Butt
64. Penis Fly Trap
65. Red Snapper
66. Trouser Trout
67. Panty Perch
68. Box
69. Money Maker
70. Sideways Smile
71. Hair Pie
72. Abyss
73. Black Hole
74. Skirt Scampi
75. Beef Curtains
76. Funnel
77. Cherry Pie
78. Cherry
79. Penis Warmer
80. Microwave
81. Womanhood
82. Mace
83. Fat Fold
84. Split Tail
85. Female Genitalia
86. Jiz Creek
87. One E One Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater
88. One E Monster's Cave
89. Sheath
90. Plump Pink Penis Cushion
91. Hot Pocket
92. Cum Muffler
93. Weiner Wagon
94. Weiner Getter Wetter
95. Pink Void
96. Pink Penis Caddie
97. Cum Sponge
98. Cum Catcher
99. Mound
100. Moist Monkey Mauler
101. Devil's Ditch
102. Pike Purse
103. Quarry
104. Carp Carnival
105. Fish Farm
106. Skinner
107. Hole
108. Slime Well
109. Humpadelic Hymen
110. Can
111. Tampon Tamer
112. Daddy's Dead End
113. Pink Room
114. Penis Receptacle
115. Oval Office
116. Flapper
117. TLU
118. Lasagna Lips
119. Bean
120. Hallway
121. Panty Puppet
122. Tuna Melt
123. Penis Garage
124. Ball Backboard
125. Porch
126. Yeast Factory
127. Yeast Infection Connection
128. Chatterbox
129. Box-on-the-Jack
130. Limpy's Hump Palace
131. Pinochtitlán
132. Meatball Sub Tub
133. Tub
134. Fertilization Plantation
135. Park & Ride
136. Slip & Slide
137. Love Muffin
138. Hawaiian Hairball
139. Goldilocks and the Three Hairs.
140. zilla
141. Cubby Hole
142. Semen Locker
143. Apron
144. Bone Collector
145. Grassy Knoll
146. Fancy
147. The Mouth
148. One E Al's Beef Corral
149. Duck Billed Fatapuss
150. Rubber Rimmed Romper Room
151. Masturbation Contingency Plan
152. Tar Pit
153. Sock
154. Pelvis Furby
155. Sperm Jacuzzi
156. Horny Harry's Hobby Hole
157. Knuckles
158. Ho Chi Min Trail
159. Yellow Prick Road
160. Great Red Ravine
161. Holiest of Holies
162. Penis Piñata
163. The Other White Meat
164. Baby Vending Machine
165. Toothless Grin
166. One Eye's Wonder Hole
167. Purple Headed Party Shack
168. Penis Parking Lot
169. Juice Box
170. Glory Hole
171. Uteran Hatch
172. Watertight Door
173. Horny Halo
174. Gonorrhea Gainer
175. Tinkle Bird
176. Chlamydia Canal
177. Right Of Passage
178. Long Wanger Hanger
179. Pretty Little Penis Purse
180. Snuffleufapuss
181. Trophy Recepticle
182. Main Vein Drain
181. Pink Penis Pooker
182. Purple Headed Pit Stop
183. Spunk Bucket
184. Organ Formally Known as
185. Port of Entry
186. Erection Correction Trench
187. ECF
188. Clit Crate
189. Royal Envelope (RSE)
190. Eager Mating Canal (EDMC)
191. Lunch Box
192. Inni
193. Velvet Underground
194. Big Bertha
195. Cooze
196. Quim
197. Extremely Durable Penis Orifice
198. Fun Bag
199. Lovin' Oven
200. Penis Slide
201. Pride Land
202. Crank Case
203. Douche Caboose
204. Sausage Delivery Orifice
205. Clam Flavored Pothole
206. Nut Cam
207. Mama Joe
208. Next to the Butt Nut Hut
209. Pot Pie
210. Fuzzy Grape
211. Buried Treasure
212. Shrimp Bed
213. Cozy
214. Warm Apple Pie
215. Honey Pot
216. Bloomin' Onion
217. The Q
218. Pee-Wee Grinder
219. Bloody Mary
220. Furry Flounder
221. Bald Eagle
222. Chang-Chang
223. Whisker Bisket
224. Muscle
225. Rabbit Hole
226. Snoop Nappy Snatch
227. Hairy Dime Slot
228. Skanky Hood
229. Landing Strip
230. Shaft Alley
231. Cunny
232. Kiki
233. Church Box
234. Sperm Bank
235. Meat Drapes
236. Misty Crevice
237. Knuckle
238. Snake Ranch

 

[Porscha]

I prefer kitten or kitty ;-)

 

[mysteryman69]

Hope I'm not repeating one from Georgie s impressive list but I've always gotten a kick out of the terms "mighty beef curtains" and "open face loose meat sammich"

 

[noname69]

Nothing like a nice "Snapper"

 

[Sixpak]

pink snapper
clit house
clit home
flower

hopefully not "stink hole"

 

[kenchorney]

hopefully not "stink hole"

Saw one guy in a very negative review use the term Stink Wallet.

 

[Avery]

A list of 238 terms for female genitalia that doesn't include "cunt" and "twat" is sorely lacking. :nod: Along with "pussy", they're the three most common English terms by far. Most of the other terms on that list are funny, but rarely, if ever, used by ordinary people.

 

[Porscha]

OMG, mystryman69 and how far does that get you with the girls? ... lol

oh my Sweet little "Mightly Beef Curtians" ... You have such a sweet taisting "Open face, Loose meet sandwich" ... bahaha ...

Sorry, but sometimes you guys really make me giggle. *smirk* Sounds like a material for a comedian.

 

[Avery]

OMG, and how far does that get you with the girls? ... lol

Who said I use them (I presume you're referring to "cunt" and "twat") with the girls?

I was just pointing out how people talk in general. BTW, un my experience, lots of SPs have referred to their own genitalia as their "twat".

When guys talk among themselves, "cunt" is probably the post popular term. So there! :nod:

 

[Porscha]

I know Avery ... just poking fun at mystryman69 - I've never heard his terms before, and probably most women haven't. Funny to hear how you guys joke amongst yourselves. Male humour girls don't usually hear. Don't mean to offend anyone, just really made me giggle. ;-)

 

[Avery]

Hey, Porscha. that's not fair! You edited your post after I quoted you!

And, you're right. Most of those terms probably came from comedians. George Carlin did a whole routine on this very subject.

 

[ladyluck]

When dancing, all us dancer's called it our cookie. Now I just refer to it as my punani or my pussy.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

When dancing, all us dancer's called it our cookie.

Then that must make me a Cookie Monster!