A review from afar

DQ Guy

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The monster under your bed
Well,

after some much need time off down in sunny Mexico.
I figured I'd tell you all of a few adventures down south...

Now first off I'll say the the SO has left and its all for the best.
(note: all gals are visiting, not locals. all pooning was free minus a few drinks)

Mexico Day one:
Get in early.. take a cab to the resort cheap at half the price.
after chacking in and checking out some of the talent staying there, I head
off the the beach to kick back and have a few Margaritas..
now I'm no stalion by any means but the visiting gals are easy pickings
if you ask me. not even an hour and I have 2 very cute gals asking me whats
going on later that night.:rolleyes:
I mentioned that I had just got in and I was planing on calling it an early night.
Well they both laughed and said that they could help me relax if I was looking
for some company.
Ummm well sure I say..
So we chill out and have a few more drinks, and some fun In the sea, after getting rather covered in sand, I offer to head up to my room and get
cleaned up, and have a few more drinks there.
ok .. .now here it gets fun..
Get to the room, I go to get drinks and then I hear the shower.....
well there they both were, waiting for me... yep the two of them helped
me get all washed up and clean, and then very very dirty...
they never stayed the night and I never saw them again. but what a great start.

Day two:
After gettin up early and spending the day out fishin. I managed to
find enough strength to head over to a local bar for a few.
did i mention the visiting gals are easy??
well 5miniutes at the bar and I have another gal willing to join me for a night cap.
A quick cab ride back to the resort and we ended up on the beach.
Now I'll say its not like the movies. Sure the sex is good, but Damn. Sand gets
in places you don't really want it. After almost getting busted by the resort cops
I put her in a cab and went back to my room to get the sand out of places
you don't want to know about..

I'll leave out day 3-4-5 due to the fact that there wasn't much in the way
of pooning, just tours..

Day 6
Now all week one of the activity gals had been catching my Eye.
Sexy looking thing with a ton of energy. always asking me to play
vollyball and stuff, so on day six after one of the theme nights, I asked
her to go out on the town and maybe show me around. and she said sure.
I believe she was from australia, damn sexy thats for sure..
well as the night progressed and we drank a little more, the flirting got more
daring. at one point she was sucking me off in the back of a cab.
Shit what a girl. we ended up in her room with another one of her friends.
Why am I so lucky?? who cares, I had em both, well no they had me..
Some how I ended up in my room the next morning with the first girl.
and for day 7 we just chilled by the pool, and ended up doing some
very very dirty things in the hot tub...

and there you have a very quick review of down south.
I left out a few details because well... Its mexico. I can't remember everything
and what happens in mexico stays in mexico..
Now if only it were a little warmer here:cool:
 

jay4994

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Um, can I go to Mexico with you next time?

-Jay
 

sales

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I must be staying at the wrong resorts in Mexico, because I do not have that kind of luck. Oh well, maybe in March.
 

wolverine

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Whereabouts in Mexico is this now?
I too must be going to the wrong resorts - all I've encountered are couples and families.
 

bigstick

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Wow dude you just might of had the "it factor" going or something. Good for you. I'd be curious to know where this was?
 

HB40

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Now first off I'll say the the SO has left and its all for the best.
(note: all gals are visiting, not locals. all pooning was free minus a few drinks)

and for day 7 we just chilled by the pool, and ended up doing some
very very dirty things in the hot tub...
Sorry to hear about your SO DQ, did you ever get to introduce her to any of your SP friends?

Sounds like you had quite an adventure, it's a shame you had to spend three days on tours. Did you do the swimming with the aligators one, it's quick and exciting and your back at the resort sooner to enjoy the beach. I have good luck in Mexico too, but with the local gals. I prefer the opportunity to see them again when I come back to visit. :)

Glad you had fun in the hot tub, but that is precisely why I never go in them. :eek:
I also avoid the swim up bar pee pool, nobody has a bladder that allows you to drink all day and never leave the pool, I mean really!
 

praxis

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That's why that area of the pool. . .

I also avoid the swim up bar pee pool, nobody has a bladder that allows you to drink all day and never leave the pool, I mean really!
always has warm "water" even on cloudy days!!! :rolleyes: ;) :eek:

Kinda reminds me of the kiddies pool at WEM (I even saw floaties in there one time) :eek:
 

DQ Guy

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The monster under your bed
I get to Pick anyone I want:p

And no shes not free. It would seem that her ex has decided to return to
the picture. but all is well that ended well. (she left after a breakup bang in the sheets)

as for where I went it was Puerto Vallarta.. A very very nice place if you
ask me...

The resort I was at didn't have a swim up bar. Thank god.
and I stuck to the ocean more then to pools. the boogie bordin is better
with waves:rolleyes:

I also forgot to mention the one very sexy taned beauty that managed to get
my Shorts off during one of the quading tours I went on..
It would seem that she wanted a little more to ride then they offered;)
 

HB40

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I also forgot to mention the one very sexy taned beauty that managed to get
my Shorts off during one of the quading tours I went on..
It would seem that she wanted a little more to ride then they offered;)

Okay, now you're just making stuff up....that's crazy wearing shorts on a quading tour. :rolleyes:
 

DQ Guy

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The monster under your bed
Ha
trust me when its +35 in the shade YOU wear shorts.
I tried pants one day and I had so much Ball sweat, I had to
ring out my undershorts after an hour.
but don't worry I did it over the pool so as not to waste anything:eek:
 

jim

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Over 2 hands plus a mouthful big
Ha
trust me when its +35 in the shade YOU wear shorts.
I tried pants one day and I had so much Ball sweat, I had to
ring out my undershorts after an hour.
but don't worry I did it over the pool so as not to waste anything:eek:
There's your first mistake you should have gone commando. ;)
 

Klimax

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You should be writing this...

In penthouse letters... thank you for singlehandedly increasing the tourism index in Mexico... one cheap trip = one month's pooning, and I think you got even better VFM!

Awesome Story.
 

gumbyman6900

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There's your first mistake you should have gone commando. ;)
My son went commando once... he learned what is worse than pecker tracks on your zipper the hard way! :eek:
 

gumbyman6900

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I'm guessing what is worse would be zipper tracks on your pecker? :confused: :rolleyes:
Indeed. I never heard a blood curdling scream come from him before that day. Fortunately for him it was only a minor tear in the skin. His friends were pretty quick to pounce on that one, as you can well imagine. :p
 

MrR

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Indeed. I never heard a blood curdling scream come from him before that day. Fortunately for him it was only a minor tear in the skin. His friends were pretty quick to pounce on that one, as you can well imagine. :p
Hmmm.... Nope, just going to keep my mouth shut this time.
 
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