"Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose Women"
The Priest asks,"Is that you little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes Father, it is."
"And, who was the women you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The Priest sighs in frustration. "Your a steadfast lad Tommy Shaughnessy
and I admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend
church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Three months vacation, and five good leeds!"
..............QM'r
The Priest asks,"Is that you little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes Father, it is."
"And, who was the women you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The Priest sighs in frustration. "Your a steadfast lad Tommy Shaughnessy
and I admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend
church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Three months vacation, and five good leeds!"
..............QM'r
