A "profile" of your average Perbert

[Stella_Hardon]

So how would you describe a Perbert

1. He doesn't clear his message in-box. (You have to post a message in the Lounge to alert him that his in-box is full)

2. He isn't a big fan of using condoms and is surprised when bad things happen. (Take a peek at the Health Nurse thread)

3. He will use every means possible to avoid a CBJ and sees his desire for BBBJ as a fair request; "It is the SP's choice to provide a BBBJ" and "I hear that a BBBJ is safer than regular sex with a condom"

4. He is ... frugal. (Looking for an SP as a friend with benefits)

 

[ThisEndUp]

So how would you describe a Perbert

1. He doesn't clear his message in-box. (You have to post a message in the Lounge to alert him that his in-box is full)

2. He isn't a big fan of using condoms and is surprised when bad things happen. (Take a peek at the Health Nurse thread)

3. He will use every means possible to avoid a CBJ and sees his desire for BBBJ as a fair request; "It is the SP's choice to provide a BBBJ" and "I hear that a BBBJ is safer than regular sex with a condom"

4. He is ... frugal. (Looking for an SP as a friend with benefits)

1. mine is cleared

2. not me

3. again not me

4. hell no, nothing good will ever happens

 

[namssa]

sorry i am new. what is cbj bbbj and sp

CBJ = Condom Blow Job

BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job (no condom)

SP = Service Provider (the ladies on the board/someone who "services" you)

 

[CLIT COMMANDER]

thank you namsa. I will for sure do bare back blow job with Julie and then ejaculate in her mouth. sorry if it sounds rude but i am still new

Welcome average Perbert !!

 

[namssa]

thank you namsa. I will for sure do bare back blow job with Julie and then ejaculate in her mouth. sorry if it sounds rude but i am still new

Yes, and you post easily shows that you are new. A little class goes a long ways my friend.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

So how would you describe a Perbert

1. He doesn't clear his message in-box. (You have to post a message in the Lounge to alert him that his in-box is full)

2. He isn't a big fan of using condoms and is surprised when bad things happen. (Take a peek at the Health Nurse thread)

3. He will use every means possible to avoid a CBJ and sees his desire for BBBJ as a fair request; "It is the SP's choice to provide a BBBJ" and "I hear that a BBBJ is safer than regular sex with a condom"

4. He is ... frugal. (Looking for an SP as a friend with benefits)

Here we go again! Another antagonistic rant that would make most guys prefer to stick their dicks in a meat grinder than in you!

 

[johnperb]

So how would you describe a Perbert

1. He doesn't clear his message in-box. (You have to post a message in the Lounge to alert him that his in-box is full)

2. He isn't a big fan of using condoms and is surprised when bad things happen. (Take a peek at the Health Nurse thread)

3. He will use every means possible to avoid a CBJ and sees his desire for BBBJ as a fair request; "It is the SP's choice to provide a BBBJ" and "I hear that a BBBJ is safer than regular sex with a condom"

4. He is ... frugal. (Looking for an SP as a friend with benefits)

I think every guy in the world wants free sex

 

[icemanmp1]

amen to that sister.....

 

[Stella_Hardon]

Here we go again! Another antagonistic rant that would make most guys prefer to stick their dicks in a meat grinder than in you!

This "antagonistic rant" was made by a fellow pooner so maybe try again.

 

[Bad Santa]

So how would you describe a Perbert

1. He doesn't clear his message in-box. (You have to post a message in the Lounge to alert him that his in-box is full)

2. He isn't a big fan of using condoms and is surprised when bad things happen. (Take a peek at the Health Nurse thread)

3. He will use every means possible to avoid a CBJ and sees his desire for BBBJ as a fair request; "It is the SP's choice to provide a BBBJ" and "I hear that a BBBJ is safer than regular sex with a condom"

4. He is ... frugal. (Looking for an SP as a friend with benefits)

Here we go again! Another antagonistic rant that would make most guys prefer to stick their dicks in a meat grinder than in you!

This "antagonistic rant" was made by a fellow pooner so maybe try again.

Now you've done it Mr. SH. Now he's recalculating the meatgrinder option & you might not like his conclusion...

Ms. Stella Hardon is a Mr??

And I had this fantasy of her in knickers and high heels!

Uhh, sorry I meant him. No I didn't mean that either! Oh fuck it, I shouldn't have posted this.

Where the fuck is that goddamn meatgrinder???

 

[Man Mountain]

So how would you describe a Perbert

1. He doesn't clear his message in-box. (You have to post a message in the Lounge to alert him that his in-box is full)

I have to admit that I'm bad for this. But I hope that I fit more into the "average" Perbert profile as described by Ms Leone, namely these:

6. Shows up to appointments with a great, fun attitude, smells good, looks his best, and is extremely respectful, almost always a great kisser and often displays fantastic sexual skills! They let their best selves shine, and I adore them!

8. Is great at laughing and smiling.

 

[Harmony-bc]

I have to admit that I'm bad for this. But I hope that I fit more into the "average" Perbert profile as described by Ms Leone, namely these:

You do indeed, I can vouch for that. !