A Pooner's Guide to High Mileage

[legman_04]

Alright, I am not very good at writing stuff but i will try to get my point across as clearly as possible. This Thread is inspired by an annoying discussion in another thread yesterday.

Rule #1: Communication:
Sex is all about communication. It doesnt mean that you have to be talkative. SP have difference personalities just like us pooners do. If you like talking, u will most probably have more fun with a girl that likes talking too, if u r a quiet person you will find SPs who dont talk much either. The point is know who you are going to see and prepare urself for the session. At the end of the day u go there to have fun and enjoy ur time so do ur research first.

Rule #2: Research:
Do ur research. Know wat to expect. Ur expectations wont always be met, that's where ymmv comes from. If u communicate well with the girl u r most likely to come out happy. I have seen some well reviewed girls who i just couldnt connect with. I still enjoyed my time but i didnt repeat. So communication is key.

Rule #3: Never Be Cheap:
Back to rule #1. Communication. Agree on a fee before hand. Especially if its a new SP or a new service you are getting. Nothing ruins ur mileage like being cheap.
Never Ever Haggle.
If u dont like the fee walk out, or even better, get a more affordable service. Lots of girls now have their rates advertised somehow so again refer to Rule #2.
This is an expensive hobby so either save up the money for it or stay home and spank ur own monkey.

Rule #4:NO means NO:
Dont be pushy. If a girl says she doesn't provide a certain service it means she doesn't provide it. U might be able to get that service sometime down the road if ur mileage with her gets higher or if she decides to expand her menu. But until then being pushy will only limit ur mileage.

That's all i can think of right now. I just woke up so my mind is not up to speed yet.

If it all sounds simple, its because it is simple. U just have to be nice and courteous. Just think that stuff that turn u off (e.g. attitude, rudeness,..etc) turn off the girls too and limits your mileage.

Ladies and fellow pooners feel free to add ur tip/opinions.
Have fun and stay safe.

 

[gumbyman6900]

A few more things:

1) Be CLEAN. Sure, they have showers at the SPs but I usually just use those to wash away the day's messes. You should plan ahead and make sure you are presentable.

2) Be kind and treat her nicely. Rudeness and being an asshole will generally get you really bad service everywhere. I don't see how it would be any different than ordering a coffee. If you say "Get me my coffee you lazy piece of shit" You may not get what you wished.

3) Compliment her! She has spent god knows how long getting ready for you and most likely (usually in my case) looks amazingly hot! Let her know that. It is a nice way to break the ice too on a new SP. The old cliche "Flattery will get you everywhere" really is true! That is not to say that as soon as you compliment her you will be able to do anything you wish, but it usually helps to make her more at ease with you.

Just my thoughts. Good luck out there!

 

[Markl]

Words to live by gentlemen. I agree wholeheartedly.

If you have someone you see regularly, can try mixing it up a little.
Bring candles, some mood music, and turn the lights down low or off.
Bring her some flowers, just on an odd day.

When you get a free extra hour or half hour, it'll make you smile.

 

[HB40]

If you say "Get me my coffee you lazy piece of shit" You may not get what you wished.

Yeah, she might spit in it. Of course if you say "suck my cock you dirty girl" and she spits on it thats not such a bad thing.

Other than hygiene and good behaviour I would agree communication is key. It doesn't always need to be verbal either. Pay attention to a woman's body language and subtle hints. I often read about guys who wonder why she puts her hand down there. Quite often she may just want to make sure the condom is still good but she may also just want to aid in her arousal. For me when a girl is stimulating herself it shows she is just as intent to enjoy herself as you are, I like it when they want to get off too.

Personally I think the best way to high mileage is repeat visits and a willingness to be sensitive to her needs. Plus I try not to talk too much, I always say stupid shit and I'm kind of a complainer. Overall though I think I'm an easy client to have. I cum real quick, never demand extras and meet their terms without question....and I keep my bum clean.

 

[Markl]

Haha, keeping the bum clean is important.

I've had someone complain to me about some of her clients "smelling like ass!"

Wash down there guys!
Don't worry about a little soap up the bum, it'll flush itself out.

 

[jay4994]

Here ya go, soap on a rope for cleaning your bum!

I don't personally recommend it but, whatever works for you!

 

[FortunateOne]

You can never be too clean or too nice.

 

[wolverine]

One SP recently complained about another client's dickcheese. So if your lil guy is an aardvark instead of a helmet, wash that foreskin.

 

[Klimax]

I don't get it? So when the SP turns on the shower, does nobody else shower? I'd personally be embarassed to be the Dickcheese guy or even the skid mark guy... In fact the SP's actually might give you a little more attention if you're clean... so I just don't get it!?!?

 

[Carmen83]

One SP recently complained about another client's dickcheese. So if your lil guy is an aardvark instead of a helmet, wash that foreskin.

This happens far too often! LOL!

 

[bigstick]

One SP recently complained about another client's dickcheese. So if your lil guy is an aardvark instead of a helmet, wash that foreskin.

I am from the foreskin club and this is something, I do every morning when i take my shower. I don't see how guys could miss this part of cleanliness and forsurely if your going to see a lady. This gives me chills up and down my spine when picturing this with a mp and a her client.

 

[simplycurious]

Thats just so disgusting. You do have to feel sorry for the SP's that have to put up with unhygienic clients.

 

[Avery]

Four basic rules that I always follow:

1. Look clean - first impressions are important, even if you're paying for a service.

2. Be clean - there's no such thing as too clean. If it's an incall, even if you've just showered a few minutes previously, at least ask for a washcloth and towel, and use them. Wash your ABC (ass, balls, cock). If the SP is confident you're squeaky clean, you're far more likely to get her best level of service.

3. Have fresh breath. If she provides mouthwash, use it. Bad breath equals very basic service with no kissing.

4. Treat the SP with courtesy and respect. The fact that you're paying for a service doesn't give you the right to be rude or abusive.

Follow these rules, and you'll almost always get the best the lady has to offer.