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I recently met a girl through one of those swiping apps lol... i had clearly mentioned that i am not looking to be in a relationship. anyway, we chatted and decided we should meet for a dinner.

we met once and partially connected.... she and i belong to very different worlds so i knew right away she wont keep my mind... and i think she could feel this divide too. first date was ok and then two days later she called me and asked me to meet her for dinner in a day. i agreed because .. what the hell right had nothing better to do... so thought, what's the worst that could happen chatting and enjoying a meal with a hot girl.
she is definitely a hot number just not my type intellectually.

i noticed throughout the evening that she had a a few nervous ticks ... she was trying hard somehow and seemed nervous but it didn't matter. we had dinner i asked if she would like to get a coffee which she declined and i went on home...

nothing happened for a fe days and then she texted me again. we chatted randomly for a few minutes before i asked her.... "when are we hooking up?" this was asked purely to see what happens. lol... she laughed and asked a couple of other questions and she told me she liked to me wined and dined. i saw an opening for some physical gratification.

again nothing much for a couple of days till she reaches out.. asked me to meet. agreed on last friday and i said your plan decide what you want. it ended up becoming a spontaneous evening she insisted on picking me up... which is highly unusual for me... any way i could see where the night might lead.

long story short. we went out for dinner. and some drinks. coming back home, i invited her up to my place to get some more wine. while there, we chatted a little and had a little wine before she viciously jumped me with a kiss and hands all over me.... i was kind of passively ready for this so it worked out... while making out i picked her up and walked while carrying her into my bedroom which resulted in a long satisfying aggressive pounding session.

both of us were spent

we got dressed and back into the living room where we chatted a little more and rehydrated myself. and we kissed again. i immediately took her pants off and she exclaimed ... are we really going again... i said of course, that's what mini me wants....

walked over to my arm chair where she rode me to her own climax

i then picked her up again and walked around my apartment while staying inside her and pounding for another several minutes till satisfaction found me....
before leaving she seemed ecstatic and left

next morning, texted me to tell me that it was great and every move i made was par excellence i thanked her for the night.. till she suggested meeting at her office/warehouse which she owns.

next evening, i met her at her office which led into a warehouse. she led me into the end of her empty warehouse with a glass of wine where she had arranged mattresses near the back door surrounded by candles.
we opened the door and sat on the ledge and smoked up some class A weed.

as soon as the high kicked in, she lunged and started kissing me which led into a steamy session ....

ON THE FLOOR OF A FUCKING WAREHOUSE
lol it was indeed the weirdest place i have ever had sex in but it made it fun.

pummeled her for 40 minutes and once we finished, we got dressed and continued talking and snacking till the urge rose up again and i was balls deep inside her in no time. the second time around i was physically spent changed several positions but kept going... climax came after a long long long session which left both of us winded...

it was the weirdest sexy time i have ever had... and since then, she has visited me just to have a pump and dump..

and now she says... " we're not a booty call... we're more right?" i did not care to respond...

lets see where this assholery takes me.
 

The Caffeinated Gent

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This is not a "new" experience.... This is the type of experiences we don't appreciate on this forum. What's with more and more guys coming here to talk about their dating problems or one night stands, this forum is for people to evaluate their sexual experiences that are paid for and are business transactions. Connections can be built with paid companions, true, but we don't need to hear how awesome you are at picking up chicks or detailed one night stands, that have nothing to do with professional & paid companionships.
 

masterblaster

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I recently met a girl through one of those swiping apps lol... i had clearly mentioned that i am not looking to be in a relationship. anyway, we chatted and decided we should meet for a dinner.

we met once and partially connected.... she and i belong to very different worlds so i knew right away she wont keep my mind... and i think she could feel this divide too. first date was ok and then two days later she called me and asked me to meet her for dinner in a day. i agreed because .. what the hell right had nothing better to do... so thought, what's the worst that could happen chatting and enjoying a meal with a hot girl.
she is definitely a hot number just not my type intellectually.

i noticed throughout the evening that she had a a few nervous ticks ... she was trying hard somehow and seemed nervous but it didn't matter. we had dinner i asked if she would like to get a coffee which she declined and i went on home...

nothing happened for a fe days and then she texted me again. we chatted randomly for a few minutes before i asked her.... "when are we hooking up?" this was asked purely to see what happens. lol... she laughed and asked a couple of other questions and she told me she liked to me wined and dined. i saw an opening for some physical gratification.

again nothing much for a couple of days till she reaches out.. asked me to meet. agreed on last friday and i said your plan decide what you want. it ended up becoming a spontaneous evening she insisted on picking me up... which is highly unusual for me... any way i could see where the night might lead.

long story short. we went out for dinner. and some drinks. coming back home, i invited her up to my place to get some more wine. while there, we chatted a little and had a little wine before she viciously jumped me with a kiss and hands all over me.... i was kind of passively ready for this so it worked out... while making out i picked her up and walked while carrying her into my bedroom which resulted in a long satisfying aggressive pounding session.

both of us were spent

we got dressed and back into the living room where we chatted a little more and rehydrated myself. and we kissed again. i immediately took her pants off and she exclaimed ... are we really going again... i said of course, that's what mini me wants....

walked over to my arm chair where she rode me to her own climax

i then picked her up again and walked around my apartment while staying inside her and pounding for another several minutes till satisfaction found me....
before leaving she seemed ecstatic and left

next morning, texted me to tell me that it was great and every move i made was par excellence i thanked her for the night.. till she suggested meeting at her office/warehouse which she owns.

next evening, i met her at her office which led into a warehouse. she led me into the end of her empty warehouse with a glass of wine where she had arranged mattresses near the back door surrounded by candles.
we opened the door and sat on the ledge and smoked up some class A weed.

as soon as the high kicked in, she lunged and started kissing me which led into a steamy session ....

ON THE FLOOR OF A FUCKING WAREHOUSE
lol it was indeed the weirdest place i have ever had sex in but it made it fun.

pummeled her for 40 minutes and once we finished, we got dressed and continued talking and snacking till the urge rose up again and i was balls deep inside her in no time. the second time around i was physically spent changed several positions but kept going... climax came after a long long long session which left both of us winded...

it was the weirdest sexy time i have ever had... and since then, she has visited me just to have a pump and dump..

and now she says... " we're not a booty call... we're more right?" i did not care to respond...

lets see where this assholery takes me.
 

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masterpoonhunter

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Haha, entertaining thread I'll definitely say that.

I could write a fucking novel about the places I've banged too, way before swiping one way or another got you laid as I am sure many other perbites could too. Doesn't mean we should ...
 
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PuntMeister

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I think the occaisional Letter to Penthouse story is ok, just not a regular forum thing. The swiping app point is relevant imho, to learn that it worked out for one guy beats a lot of dating apps, which have also been discussed on here. Lighten up peops.
 
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she is definitely a hot number just not my type intellectually.
Don't you just hate it when you're having dinner with a 'hot number', and you realize that she just is not your type, intellectually.
(What was your first clue ?--- That she agreed to have dinner with you?)

I shutter just thinking about the possibility of getting a bbbj from a young, gorgeous lady who may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Junior would immediately turn completely limp entering a mouth that was only inches below a brain who's I.Q. was around the average
room temperature setting. ..... Who needs that ???

And who could possibly enjoy kissing, fondling or sucking on a nice set of boobs attached to a sensual body that is controlled by a
mind that is not the most intelligent in the room? --- I can't even imagine that.
 

masterpoonhunter

"Marriage should be a renewable contract"
Sep 15, 2019
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Don't you just hate it when you're having dinner with a 'hot number', and you realize that she just is not your type, intellectually.
(What was your first clue ?--- That she agreed to have dinner with you?)

I shutter just thinking about the possibility of getting a bbbj from a young, gorgeous lady who may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Junior would immediately turn completely limp entering a mouth that was only inches below a brain who's I.Q. was around the average
room temperature setting. ..... Who needs that ???

And who could possibly enjoy kissing, fondling or sucking on a nice set of boobs attached to a sensual body that is controlled by a
mind that is not the most intelligent in the room? --- I can't even imagine that.
Haha, as I noted, entertaining thread
 

The Caffeinated Gent

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I for one don't really mind reading of others adventures... paid for or not. If its not your cuppa tea then just hit the FastForward button.
If you want to read about random hook-up stories turn left and go to Reddit... There's literally communities there that share their hook-up stories. Let's keep our forum out of it, this is a escort review board.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/
 
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