A misunderstanding

bigdee

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Mar 12, 2004
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Hi everyone,

I was bored late Saturday afternoon and thought it may be time to do some research. I thought about trying the Grapevine Personals free trial so I dialed in, set up an account and thought I would try to get a quick hook up. And guess what...it came real quick...or so I thought.

A young voice came in the meassages saying her name was "Carmella" a 19 year old attractive female looking for quick hook up. I exchanged a few messages with her, told her I was a very generous guy looking for hook up as well. I gave her my phone number and we spoke on the phone.

She described herself as a "average' sized female, 5'8 with long straight hair who was very open minded. I thought christmas came early this year and set up a date for early evening. I asked what the donation she was expecting would be and she seemed to ignore the question. Ok, I thought, she was just being careful. However she told me to pick her up in a home in a very upscale area of the Hamptons community in Calgary.

I drove my black benz to her place hoping to impress this young hottie...From the outside the house was nice...My expectations were high....

Until I saw what emerged. Guys (and ladies) the best way I can describe this chick was "Mamma Cass" from the old time group mammas and Pappas. I always asked myself how bad can a 19-yr old girl be???? I guess this was my answer. Her bad appearance was only superceded by the stench from this chick (she smelled like a hospital geriatric ward. ) And worse yet..the house she emerged from was some kind of a group home.

To top it off, she did not understand that I was looking for a "professional relationship" and thought I was taking her on a date. Guys..my advice...avoid the grapevine!!!!!

BigDEE
 

bigdee

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Part 2

I am a nice guy...So I asked her what she wanted to do. She said she wanted to go and hang out at the mall (not exactly my favorite passtime. I drove this 250 lb mamma cass look alike to Sunridge Mall, dropped her off, and got the hell out of there.

I was so sick from her smell and appearance I did not even go out Saturday night...my sex drive was on a well deserved vacation. To add insult to injury, she called my phone after and left a message giving me her number and saying she would like to go out again sometime.

Again...Take BigDee's Advice...AVOID THE GRAPEVINE...For business or personal reasons.

"CARMELLA" - 260 - looks like Mamma CASS, Bad ODOR, Not an SP...I don;t think she understands.



BIGDEE - STILL RECOVERING!!!! :mad:
 

wolverine

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Grapevine is for real dating and not pooning - but because it's phone-only, it kinda like a backwards-ass version of lavalife.
 

calvinbroadus

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bigdee said:
I am a nice guy...So I asked her what she wanted to do. She said she wanted to go and hang out at the mall (not exactly my favorite passtime. I drove this 250 lb mamma cass look alike to Sunridge Mall, dropped her off, and got the hell out of there.

I was so sick from her smell and appearance I did not even go out Saturday night...my sex drive was on a well deserved vacation. To add insult to injury, she called my phone after and left a message giving me her number and saying she would like to go out again sometime.

Again...Take BigDee's Advice...AVOID THE GRAPEVINE...For business or personal reasons.

"CARMELLA" - 260 - looks like Mamma CASS, Bad ODOR, Not an SP...I don;t think she understands.



BIGDEE - STILL RECOVERING!!!! :mad:
HAHA!Rookie mistake,get pics up front,even then it's a gamble,they might send pics of their sister or from 5 years ago!!
 
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