A man he walk in to the bar
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I don't like this kind of bar.... seems to be only guys and dogs going in.... couldn't there be a hot & sexy SP, walking in with her dog?
like her, see...
like her, see...
Yes there is one. I say it in my story that there was hooker inside and man look and dog look.I don't like this kind of bar.... seems to be only guys and dogs going in.... couldn't there be a hot & sexy SP, walking in with her dog?
like her, see...
A guy walks in to a bar with his dog. He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, "This is the smartest dog in the world. I bet five dollars that you can ask him any thing and he will tell you the right answer."
So the bartender said, "All right. What is 10+11+13."
The dog said, "34." Wow he got it right. So, he handed over the 5 dollar bill.
Then the guy said, "Don't let my dog go anywhere I have to use the bathroom."
So he hands the dog the 5 dollars to hold while he goes to the bathroom. The bartender and the dog are having a conversation with each other so the bartender says, "If your so smart go down the road and get me a newspaper." So the dog goes out the door then the guy comes out of the bathroom. He couldn't see his dog so he asks the bartender where the dog was.
The bartender tells the guy, "The dog went to get me a newspaper."
The guy throws a fit that the bartender let the dog leave. So the guy goes out to find his dog. He looked all over until he saw his dog in an alley making love to a poodle. The man says, What are you doing? You have never done this before."
The dog says, "I have never had 5 dollars before either."
So the bartender said, "All right. What is 10+11+13."
The dog said, "34." Wow he got it right. So, he handed over the 5 dollar bill.
Then the guy said, "Don't let my dog go anywhere I have to use the bathroom."
So he hands the dog the 5 dollars to hold while he goes to the bathroom. The bartender and the dog are having a conversation with each other so the bartender says, "If your so smart go down the road and get me a newspaper." So the dog goes out the door then the guy comes out of the bathroom. He couldn't see his dog so he asks the bartender where the dog was.
The bartender tells the guy, "The dog went to get me a newspaper."
The guy throws a fit that the bartender let the dog leave. So the guy goes out to find his dog. He looked all over until he saw his dog in an alley making love to a poodle. The man says, What are you doing? You have never done this before."
The dog says, "I have never had 5 dollars before either."
and methodman he stop monkey and say monkey i only make sex with the womans not animals. Rapey he like the animal.........and does methodman....
He wants to trade his nice monkey for methodman's dog but methodman wants.......
This is Unpossible as there is only one methodman and he has caught syphilis 15 times.......
rapey is bare. funee blak man with mustash he tell me is soNot so. I tried it. Shit does stick to rabbits fur.
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Monkeys, rabbits, and dogs.... Methhead is your bar called a ZOO?
Next your going to have donkeys?
What about a parrot?
Next your going to have donkeys?
What about a parrot?
