I've had a really weird day and need to laugh. A friend sent me this so I thought I'd share....
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Man on the beach...
A man walking along a California Beach was deep in prayer.
Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all my ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would glorify and honor me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says "nothing is wrong," and how I can make her truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Man on the beach...
A man walking along a California Beach was deep in prayer.
Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all my ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would glorify and honor me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says "nothing is wrong," and how I can make her truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
