A Little advice/suggestions for SP's

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

I just made some general ideas!!! They are not aimed at anyone single person.

If I want to do that I will write a review.

A lot of pooners do not write reviews every time they see a girl.

Do not jump to conclusions please.

I have been very loyal to a certain Sp in here, she knows it.
That is really none of your business CLM.
Stop trying to dig up something where there is nothing to dig up.

This was all in fun. I meant no harm to no one. Don't get your undies in a bunch.

If this Sp wants to blow me off because of this, That is between her and me.

Uh, okay?

Riiiiiiiight!
Don't get pissy with me just because you don't like the answer. I'm just going by with what you wrote, past and present.

Where did I ask who you were seeing at the moment?

"...none of your business CLM." Well, I guess I got lost seeing as you posted on a public review board. I should've known that it was for private eyes.
Just a minor piece of advice that goes a long way, if you post on public forum, it's open to everyone.

Someones panties are in a bunch alright and it ain't mine, perhaps the person who initiated this thread...

 

[littlejimbigher]

I had a SP ask me to bring condoms once.

There I was standing in the condom isle wondering what the protocols was. Do I get just enough for me or be a really nice guy and get the econobox of 250 at my local Costco.

Definitly gives a new meaning to MSOG!

 

[PerazziDave]

Asszjacked thread

As far as I can see if a thread is going to get ASSZjacked, why not have the best do it, and a wonderful bum it is. Thanks SZabina for just being with us

PD

 

[myselftheother]

If you believe it or not but you can get it right in the pharmasave, behind the counter tho. In Hungary, you can get it in any ABC superstore or like 7/11 stores, on the lower shelf so that make sure the under age can easily reach it.

Ok, I'm a bit of a dummy...what is Unicum?

 

[lenny]

3. ...I have had girls who cannot stop chatting about themselves. they chat throughout the whole appointment non-stop about thier money,thier boyfriend or the future life they plan to live.

a] Better you had just stayed home. At least then you could have enjoyed
autosex w/o being mentally/emotionally assaulted, had a good quiet time
w porn, not wasted an hour of your life, & saved $$$ {which lost equates
to more of your life flushed down the toilet}.

b] One of the huge advantages of going to a foreign language country for
a pooning holiday/retirement; they can chat all they like while their mouth
is not otherwise occupied, & you have no clue what they're saying.

 

[oldskibum]

Author Szabina

Szabina,
I always enjoy your writing
Maybe you should write an anonymous piece about your life as a provider. I'm sure it would be hilarious (please don't mention any real names ).
I'm also sure you could also get some of the other ladies to contribute as well.
You could publish after you retire & start your new profession .
oldskibum

I, promise that all my blow up boyz will be put away or at least tuck under the bed.




I still have almost a full bottle 40% alcohol unicum Zwack in my cabinet.
We can just finish it right from the bottle in European way.




If you have duct tape, I don't mind if you bring yours alone and tape up my mounth, I am almost running out of mine as clients do need to use it on me for some different reasons, I am a little sumbissive you know.





I will make sure if I wear something from Value village I stop at a drop in laundrymat and wash the cloths, just for you. Or, maybe before I buy it I do a smell test with the brothers in the store.





I have been told I smile like Mona Lisa and I am not a drama queen, I am perfect, you perfect, my life is perfect after the bottle of unicum.




Ok, one bottle of unicum before app and another one after.




As long as you keep supply the Unicum, I will be your best friend and we can make it more official in font of a notary.





Sometimes I have really bad nightmares, like huge bugs are after me and I am a little person and they all want to eat me up. So, then ....I always reach for my phone and call up my daddy. Can we play that 4 am you are my big daddy and protects me from the bugs. They must put something in those unicum bottles. Aweful!




Ahhhh dahrlin'......of course I always have, but they called something like finger condoms.
Don't worry, don't worry....they are stretchable.



Note: All of this is my own opinion. I am not speaking for any other girls.
I just thought it should be said. I have had very few bad experiences. Just some STRANGE stuff that happens once and a while.