A funny line from a MERB review...

[Avery]

I got a kick out of reading this from a review on MERB:

"That night, the biggest negative were some digestive issues she had. Some Beano would have helped keep the paint firmly attached to the wall. It detracted from the overall experience."

I've never been with a farting SP, at least not that I ever noticed.

 

[warpdwhim]

Thanks for that one Avery! LOL!

 

[PeterLongwood]

That would be a bummer.

Sorry for being cheeky. These puns are really shitty. They stink.

 

[littlejimbigher]

I've had SP's with stomache gurglings like no tomorrow, a lot of farting (not smelly thank god) and one who couldn't stop belching if her life depended on it. Unfortunatly it was only my hard on that stoped.

 

[Miss*Bijou]

I've had SP's with stomache gurglings like no tomorrow, a lot of farting (not smelly thank god) and one who couldn't stop belching if her life depended on it. Unfortunatly it was only my hard on that stoped.

That's nuts!!!!

What was her reaction? What did she say?? Or did she ignore it and hope you wouldn't notice or say anything? Did she at least give you a discount? lol

That's f***ked up..