A conversation with my sp.
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How does that reference The Pope ever living in a world were a septic tank was part of his life? Are you confused and grasping at straws? Did I break the golden role and only have a battle of wits with those who are able?
Hm... lets follow the sequence of posts here regarding popes and septic tanks. I was just pointing out the errors, inconsistencies and other plot holes in your story.
Here's a few overall comments to you, hopefully you get the message:
1) You are an obvious troll because of your condescending tone and ongoing insults to try to get a rise out of the board here, cause some drama, maybe get some people banned other than you;
2) Interacting with you amuses me greatly because you're trying to make me mad or feel bad by your petulant little insults;
3) You will never make me mad or feel bad through anything you say because my sense of self-esteem is not be affected by people like you... because...
4) I am smarter than you. I know it and you know it. But feel free to keep trying to deny it.
PS - if you're going to suggest someone is stupid, spell properly when you do it.
The Pope was not born in the Vatican, he was born in many different areas' around the world...
If it makes you sleep better tonight thinking you are smarter than some dude on the internet, then so be it, sleep well... If that is important to you, then sleep well...
Again, the battle of wits does make sense in this issue, I'm clearly battling someone unarmed...
Sleep tight my friend, Jesus loves you... Not many others do, but Jesus does...
I don`t think I am smarter than you, I know I am smarter than you and I`ve told you that. It`s already pretty clear you`ve lost and that you`re an obvious troller because of the little insults and nothing else that you are contributing, sounds like I`ve gotten to you since you`re just trying to be mean now.
You should be a lot more subtle when you troll though, here`s my suggestion for the next time you try to troll perb:
1) Start off by posting a review - you will be a contributing member and people won`t have the obvious attack of "you`re just a troll, this is a review board, post a review or you`re a troll/leech"
2) Interact with the board as it is meant to be used, comment on another member`s review, be helpful in 411 or even post a question in 411, you will then be well on your way to being a useful, contributing member of the "community"
3) Interact in the lounge in a less aggressive and trolly way to start, participate in conversations civilly and argue without insults at first. Heck, post a youtube video in one of those threads like the mood music one of a song you like.
4) Don`t insult SPs, in particular paid advertisers, it looks like you`ve already failed in this respect though.
5) After you have done the above, pick the type of troll you want to be and stick with it a while, here are some popular options:
a) The condescending troll - the troll that pretends to be smarter than everyone else and tries to make people feel bad and insecure by talking down to everyone. Usually takes the position that he is playing devil`s advocate and taking unpopular views which results in him being victimized by popular opinion. Prior examples of this are C-Gaun, the specialist, Mr peter north, barney stinson, stuffed banana, wii49, good folks to learn from if you can go back and see their posts about how they do it, over and over again. You should probably avoid trying to blackmail SPs into free services or bbfs with reviews though, that`s just wrong and mean.
b) The pathetic troll - the troll that posts ridiculous, self-hating and insecure questions and acting clueless in seeking advice to try to get sympathy and then try to make others feel bad for them and also about themselves if they sympathize or try to help. Examples of this are tobleroney, thehedonist and joe45. You can either play ignorant the whole way through or flip things and act better than everyone else after you complain. Extra funny if you say you work out all the time and have a six pack or that you have a girlfriend.
c) The anti-SP troll - the troll that either pretends he was wronged by SPs or tries to cast a poor image on the SP industry in general. One previously popular schtick was to post slanted statistics and further slant them to allege how dangerous and STI prone the industry is, this usually falls apart pretty quickly though upon critically examination of the juked statistics. I can`t remember the exact trollers that did this before but you can search them of course.
d) Combo troll - any combination of the above 3 trolls, (a) and (c) are usually the easiest to combine together. I`d think (a) and (b) are diametrically opposed troll archetypes so you will probably want to avoid that.
Upon analysis I think you are trying to aspire to be in category (a) of trollers, but you need some work. I`d give you a 5.5 out of 10, with the 0.5 for effort. You really failed big when you started trolling right away and starting trying to talk down to a SP:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?185844-Porn-is-not-art&p=1408565&viewfull=1#post1408565
I think with more practice and dedication you will be a dynamite troll though. There`s hope for you yet!
Like I am going to take pointers from a dude with 2 reviews of girls already 'highly' reviewed and paid posters...
Seriously...
This is exactly the routine on how to be a paid shill, befriend those you want to scam before you scam them...I don`t think I am smarter than you, I know I am smarter than you and I`ve told you that. It`s already pretty clear you`ve lost and that you`re an obvious troller because of the little insults and nothing else that you are contributing, sounds like I`ve gotten to you since you`re just trying to be mean now.
You should be a lot more subtle when you troll though, here`s my suggestion for the next time you try to troll perb:
1) Start off by posting a review - you will be a contributing member and people won`t have the obvious attack of "you`re just a troll, this is a review board, post a review or you`re a troll/leech"
2) Interact with the board as it is meant to be used, comment on another member`s review, be helpful in 411 or even post a question in 411, you will then be well on your way to being a useful, contributing member of the "community"
3) Interact in the lounge in a less aggressive and trolly way to start, participate in conversations civilly and argue without insults at first. Heck, post a youtube video in one of those threads like the mood music one of a song you like.
4) Don`t insult SPs, in particular paid advertisers, it looks like you`ve already failed in this respect though.
5) After you have done the above, pick the type of troll you want to be and stick with it a while, here are some popular options:
a) The condescending troll - the troll that pretends to be smarter than everyone else and tries to make people feel bad and insecure by talking down to everyone. Usually takes the position that he is playing devil`s advocate and taking unpopular views which results in him being victimized by popular opinion. Prior examples of this are C-Gaun, the specialist, Mr peter north, barney stinson, stuffed banana, wii49, good folks to learn from if you can go back and see their posts about how they do it, over and over again. You should probably avoid trying to blackmail SPs into free services or bbfs with reviews though, that`s just wrong and mean.
b) The pathetic troll - the troll that posts ridiculous, self-hating and insecure questions and acting clueless in seeking advice to try to get sympathy and then try to make others feel bad for them and also about themselves if they sympathize or try to help. Examples of this are tobleroney, thehedonist and joe45. You can either play ignorant the whole way through or flip things and act better than everyone else after you complain. Extra funny if you say you work out all the time and have a six pack or that you have a girlfriend.
c) The anti-SP troll - the troll that either pretends he was wronged by SPs or tries to cast a poor image on the SP industry in general. One previously popular schtick was to post slanted statistics and further slant them to allege how dangerous and STI prone the industry is, this usually falls apart pretty quickly though upon critically examination of the juked statistics. I can`t remember the exact trollers that did this before but you can search them of course.
d) Combo troll - any combination of the above 3 trolls, (a) and (c) are usually the easiest to combine together. I`d think (a) and (b) are diametrically opposed troll archetypes so you will probably want to avoid that.
Upon analysis I think you are trying to aspire to be in category (a) of trollers, but you need some work. I`d give you a 5.5 out of 10, with the 0.5 for effort. You really failed big when you started trolling right away and starting trying to talk down to a SP:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?185844-Porn-is-not-art&p=1408565&viewfull=1#post1408565
I think with more practice and dedication you will be a dynamite troll though. There`s hope for you yet!
So it has been written, so it shall be done... As the great shill pharaoh has written...
Seriously..."you're just a troll, this is a review board, post a review or you're a troll/leech"
6) Pick your battles - if you're going to pick a fight with someone on the forum, pick your fight with a poster with more posts, that has been here longer and most importantly, that you know will get hurt, get angry and react to being trolled by getting drawn into an angry flame war. Don't pick a fight with someone that is not going to be trolled because if you do that then you just end up trolling yourself.
You should be more open minded to advice, might make you a happier person.
Just saying dude...
You aren't the first to write the rules of a paid shill, and you won't be the last...
This is what I said about trolling yourself now...
7) When you have failed a troll attempt, walk away. Don't stick around trying to salvage things by throwing out insults at the people you have failed to troll. The success rate of this type of activity is very small and you end up both making it obvious that you're a failed troll and looking like a sulky, sore loser. It's really not a good look.
Anyways, I'm going to bed now. Feel free to keep responding to yourself and such with the insults, accusations and stuff. Maybe we can play tomorrow though?
Doubtfully, I am pretty sure I am flying out once my job is done and have no need for this board once I'm not here...
Other than that, I will make sure to ignore all future reviews posted by you as they are suspect at best... Paid shills are a dime a dozen, a guy who has been here less than a month, 200+ responses, 2 reviews of previously reviewed girls with no other input other than mimicking others, has a full list of how to befriend the crowd readily at hand and knows it by heart... Only equals a paid shill or low class pimp...
Take care bro, good luck with all that though eh
Other than that, I will make sure to ignore all future reviews posted by you as they are suspect at best... Paid shills are a dime a dozen, a guy who has been here less than a month, 200+ responses, 2 reviews of previously reviewed girls with no other input other than mimicking others, has a full list of how to befriend the crowd readily at hand and knows it by heart... Only equals a paid shill or low class pimp...
Take care bro, good luck with all that though eh
No kidding...nothing better to do on an weeknight.^^
Just to address a couple of things mentioned.
The lady lives in calgary, she had a lot of flood damage.
Not as much as most, but it is going to cost her some bucks, plus all her regular day to day bills.
I can boink her any time I need to, and have for years. As a gentle man
wouldn;t I offer her some kind of finical help. Even if she wasn't an sp, if the girl you were banging regular needed help wouldn't you help her.
Another topic brought up.
If the guy just ups and leaves.
I promised her I would never do that.
I never promised her so much money for the rest of my life.
But as long as she needed me I would be her friend and be there for her.
The women is single, has a lot of friends, and a full life, but no one that is there no matter what, for ever.
I have no idea what will happen to her and me
Put I promised her as long as she needs me, in some way or other even if its just a shoulder to cry on,
I will be there.
The lady lives in calgary, she had a lot of flood damage.
Not as much as most, but it is going to cost her some bucks, plus all her regular day to day bills.
I can boink her any time I need to, and have for years. As a gentle man
wouldn;t I offer her some kind of finical help. Even if she wasn't an sp, if the girl you were banging regular needed help wouldn't you help her.
Another topic brought up.
If the guy just ups and leaves.
I promised her I would never do that.
I never promised her so much money for the rest of my life.
But as long as she needed me I would be her friend and be there for her.
The women is single, has a lot of friends, and a full life, but no one that is there no matter what, for ever.
I have no idea what will happen to her and me
Put I promised her as long as she needs me, in some way or other even if its just a shoulder to cry on,
I will be there.
Oh I feel unloved now, here I was thinking I was participating in the grand perb tradition if accusing people of being trolls.^^
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A women pointed out a while ago or brought out a study.
It said the best relationships only rely on a ten percent physical connection or that was how important it is to the relationship ten percent.
I think when your paying for an escort,
its pretty much a hundred percent.
You pay you want some play, 100 percent of the time,
I actually don't think its a very good base to build a relationship on.
And why pretend it is something other then it is.
But once and awhile
you meet someone,
you don't have to have sex everytime you can wait until it feels right for both of its not 100 percent of the relationship;
I don't know just lots to think about.
and discuss.
Last time I checked this was a discussion board,
It said the best relationships only rely on a ten percent physical connection or that was how important it is to the relationship ten percent.
I think when your paying for an escort,
its pretty much a hundred percent.
You pay you want some play, 100 percent of the time,
I actually don't think its a very good base to build a relationship on.
And why pretend it is something other then it is.
But once and awhile
you meet someone,
you don't have to have sex everytime you can wait until it feels right for both of its not 100 percent of the relationship;
I don't know just lots to think about.
and discuss.
Last time I checked this was a discussion board,
Naw...you're doing a fine job. I just thought it was funny that you two were arguing in the middle of the night over a span of a few hours. On two different threads..as far as I could tell. BTW...anybody get a hate mail from a spam trolling dick in their inbox? User name is 'Hiding'..
