A Cautionary tale............

uncleg

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So the other day I was making lunch for the missus and myself. Along with everything else I did this thing where I saute mushrooms, with some green jalapeneo peppers, yellow habanero peppers and Thai red peppers. Then I add some corn nibblets and stir it all together. Makes a nice colourful spicy dish. Enjoyed lunch and after a bit of relaxing we hit the shower. She had to work late, so a late shower. I gave her a nice rub down with a Lavender Body Polish likes from Tuscan farms and then a scrub with her favorite soap. Of course she returned the favour, just the soap scrub.

Finish there and she heads to work, I do the dishes and then hang around and do what I do. As long as I have my phone with me I'm at work and good to go. I'm sure some of the ladies can relate to that. Life goes on, nature calls, I answer, wash my hands and life goes on some more. Come dinner time I through something together for myself, missus is still at work, and again I do more dishes. Nature does her thing again and I do mine.

Finally she comes home. We relax, have some tea, watch a bit of Leno and then off to bed. Well, what starts off as a cuddle, leads to a nibble, leads to............as I am playing with the boatman, I get an oooohh, an aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww, and a WHAT THE FUCK

Eleven ( 11 ) hours and numerous soapy dunkings the oil from the peppers could still be felt.

Guys, if you like to cook hands on and spicy..................either keep your hands to yourself or sandblast them.
 

uncleg

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Well ... ?? Then what happened?? Was there a happy ending??

:pound:

Ya. sort of...............I didn't wake up with a hand grenade up my ass, with the pin glued to my dick.:D
 
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