A bug in my car

[hitrack]

So I'm riding home from the track last night and I see this 'thing" on the pass seat and grab it, thinking it's a piece of fluff or something, it turns out to be a bug. Ugly little spud too. He jumps off my finger and falls who knows where. Now he's running around probably pissing and shitting on everything and probably got into the heating ducts. I'm gonna crank the heat on hi and fry his ass later on!!!!!

PS: I installed Windows 2000 on a PII with 64 megs of memand a 4 gig drive and it runs slower than an old guy taking a dump.

 

[stryker]

So I'm riding home from the track last night and I see this 'thing" on the pass seat and grab it, thinking it's a piece of fluff or something, it turns out to be a bug. Ugly little spud too. He jumps off my finger and falls who knows where. Now he's running around probably pissing and shitting on everything and probably got into the heating ducts. I'm gonna crank the heat on hi and fry his ass later on!!!!!

PS: I installed Windows 2000 on a PII with 64 megs of memand a 4 gig drive and it runs slower than an old guy taking a dump.

K,first things first Hitrack,,,get a spray bomb from Safeway and load the car up with the windows closed for a few hours,,,,,or,,,let a 7-11 berritto FART out after cruising the track and it should have the same affect.

on the last one,,,now,,,I'm sure it's just entertainment for ya,,,,but why the phuck would ya do something like that in the first place??

 

[chuck1561]

Hopefully

it doesn't Mutate

and start to terrorzie the Track

 

[chuck1561]

sort of like a lowtrack supersized cootie?

HFS

OOOOH NOOO not the infamous Lowtrack Supersized Cooties

in light of this possible Cootie Epidemic ..Perb brings you this public service announcement

 

[stryker]

Thanks for sharing with us HiFi,,,come to think of it,,,,so have mine

 

[Bull]

p.s. speaking of bugs, a nasty one must have crawled up my asshole and died.....for the last few days my shit has been extra foul

HFS

Thank you for sharing that with us, HiFi.

NOW GO WASH YOUR HANDS!

 

[PoorGuy]

Lol why'd you install Windows 2000 on a PII? Lost your Win98SE CD?

Wow icky bugs and computer operating systems. Ain't gonna get to many women to post here!

 

[hitrack]

Lol why'd you install Windows 2000 on a PII? Lost your Win98SE CD?

My balls were itchy and the first thing I grabbed to scratch 'em was was my win 2k CD, so I figgured a little ball sweat shouldn't hurt the CD-Rom drive.

 

[BC visitor]

Kafkaesque...

ummmmmm........if you were driving home did that mean you had picked someone up earlier in the evening and if so maybe the insect came off of her.....sort of like a lowtrack supersized cootie?

HFS

Or maybe you only thought she got out of the car? Perhaps she mutated in a Kafkaesque sort of way. Be careful, it is starting to sound like you are perpetuating the violence inherent in the SW trade.

Better not squash her like a bug, but rather let her go.

"Move your hand away from the heater control and step away from the car"