a bold-faced lie

[Very Veronica]

Story is a few days old but sorry sweetheart, your excuse about falling asleep while getting 56 stars tattooed on your face is as lame as getting half your face inked with the milky way. Check out dude who did the damage..mommy!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html

What's the biggest lie you've been caught telling?

Me? I'm with Ronald Reagan, 'i'm not smart enough to lie.'

 

[hunsperger]

...

I told a prospective employer, I went to university for five years ...

 

[visiting]

I don't lie....

 

[spicdick]

I promise , not to cum in your mouth.

 

[xoxo Amie]

"huh ? I don't understand "

 

[liveforthefunk]

its a hoax

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2009/06/star_tattoo_girl_is_a_hoax_say.php

 

[ZeroX]

This post is useless without pics!!

Here is a pic of Kimberley Vlaminck, the Star-Spangled Girl:

Who cares. It's a hoax.

 

[BJhunter]

lol the best feeling in the world (almost)

I second that

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

I promise , not to cum in your mouth.

"I just want to see what it feels like to be inside you!"


OR


"I'm only putting in the tip"

 

[keiratouch]

fell asleep my ass!

fell asleep my ass! getting tattood on your face would probably be just as painful as getting a tatoo on your vag or cock. It might even be worse as you are mainly going right over bone.

 

[liveforthefunk]

hmmm maybe its not a hoax. Im so confused

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...6-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html

 

[klamkracker]

I was hikeing the dog in the woods behind the Westwood PLT. Golf course tonight and came out on the paved road and a lady was driveing up near the trails,where nobody without a 4x4 drives and asks if i seen two boys riding bikes and in the the back of her SUV was full of yard work!

Was she looking for her boys or was she planing to dump her yard work?

 

[Im Cuming]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...mes-clean.html


I bet the guy was asleep when he got his tattoo's and piercings

 

[blazejowski]

I was hikeing the dog in the woods behind the Westwood PLT. Golf course tonight and came out on the paved road and a lady was driveing up near the trails,where nobody without a 4x4 drives and asks if i seen two boys riding bikes and in the the back of her SUV was full of yard work!

Was she looking for her boys or was she planing to dump her yard work?

Shouldn't that be "two boys rideing bikes"?