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A 2 part review of Zayla

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A little review on Zayla (ok a massive review, it wouldn’t let me post it all)



First and foremost I’ve only seen 2 ladies, lucky and zayla, so this review could be taken with a grain of salt.



Where to start? I suppose every story has a beginning, and that’s where one should begin. Setting up a time to see her was easy, there was a screening process, and I did have to send out some personal info and pics. Given her website and her reputation I was comfortable doing so.



Her replies were prompt, light hearted, slightly flirty, but with none of the typical bullshit that turns me off and makes me walk away (calling me baby, bad communication, bad spelling, copy paste, etc). I really can’t handle being gushed over in a totally fake and forced way, and she did none of that. Thank you for treating me like I have a brain above my waste.



after setting up a date she met me at an undisclosed location dressed like a normal person, there was no crazy ridiculously tall heels, no bar star out fit, just Zayla. The location was quaint, public, and had seating so I could fidget nervously. I really appreciated her manner of dress, if I’m anything, I’m weird, I don’t like extravagant.



Seeing Zayla in person was not as expected, and I do not mean this in a bad way at all, I had merely made up a fictional person to represent her in my head before meeting. When she walked up she had a great big beaming smile, and embraced Me with a big fat juicy hug, it’s also worth noting she waited for me to let go first (it’s the little details that I like to *think* I notice). She was gorgeous, but I knew it would only get better from there. We chatted briefly as we walked to her place, the conversation was easy, but I could feel her probing me, trying to glean information she might use. It was a good feeling knowing that I was in the hands of someone that paid attention to detail, she was studying me like I was prey, and I was more than happy to divulge any information that might help her make a kill.



I would like to note here that she was genuine in her conversation, genuine in her replies, and she really helped put me at as ease. She went first walking up the stairs to her place, undoubtedly to let me get a good look at what was to come, and my god…her pictures do not do that ass justice. Not even close.



By the time we had entered her place I was a wreck, nervous, my legs were shaking, and I didn’t know what to do next haha. She gave me another big hug, looked me in the eyes, and started kissing me. Now. A few notes at this point. She had great eyeliner on, it was very…Egyptian I do believe she called it, but a fool like me said it was very kawaii tiktok lol. Hey. I’m young enough to watch those in public without being called a pervert :p! So that was like a little minor fantasy ticked off the ol bucket list right there haha. I’m not a huge fan of makeup, and other than the eyeliner she kept it sparse. Love it. Secondly she was probing again, this time with kisses, slowly feeling out how I like to kiss. She was making mental notes again, and she very clearly put those notes to use later.



Anyways! Her place was clean, Spartan, and lovely. Everything was there for a reason, everything had a purpose, things were placed with thought and care. She even had a stripper pole which she kindly offered to use, I declined, but in retrospect I believe she would would have put on a good show, woops! Next time maybe?



I was admittedly still nervous at this point, though she had done wonders to calm me down, lots of smiling, gentle affections, and not pushy. She directed me to the shower, then lightly reminded me about payment. My bad, I had forgotten, but she reminded me in such a fashion that I didn’t feel bad, and I could tell she wasn’t actually worried.



Now im not sure about you guys, but halfway through my shower I knew it was game time, I had a job to do, and my dick knew it as well. He was prepping for the job at hand.



I walked out of the shower butt naked, there was no point in being shy now, she was well aware by this point that I had fell off the powerlifting wagon at the start of covid. She had her great big beaming smile on when she looked at me, came over and started kissing me while playing with my cock. I finally got my hands on that amazing ass. Gentlemen. Her pictures do not do her ass justice, for such a petite little thing this woman has a monster bubble butt. It was the perfect mix of firm, toned, and squeezable. I mean I thought lucky had a nice bum, and she does, but GOD DAMN Zayla. Lookin like one of them rap guys girlfriends or something. I could just go on and on about it. Her clothes aren’t even off yet, she’s clearly applying her notes while kissing me, her ass is molesting my hand (she loves having it manhandled, she was pushing right back on to my hands) and she is caressing my cock. Like skillfully, there’s no robotic feeling to it, it felt as if she really wanted to pleasure me, and I genuinely believe that’s exactly what she wanted.



enough was enough though, I had to push the filthy little pervert off me, I needed to see her naked. She almost looked disappointed when she let go of my cock, maybe she was, or maybe that’s part of the game. Either way, it was a winner move. I told her I wanted to see her naked, she gave me a playful little look, turned around and started slowly pulling her pants down while looking back at me in the most seductive manner possible. You guys know that scene from the movies where the girls slowly pulling her pants down and moving her hips from side to side. Yeah. She’s doing that. Slowly. It’s driving me nuts. TAKE THE DAMN THINGS OFF before I nut damnit! You know what you’re doin you little vixen, and I applaud you.
 
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Chapter 2


The pants finally come off, and I’m just standing there in awe, I really just want to bend her over and starting eating her from behind. I fall to my knees and grab the sweetest ass I have ever seen, I bite it, I contemplate sucking a fart out and holding it in like a bong hoot. My brain is no longer working, she knows it, that bitch, and she starts playing me like a Fucking fiddle.



at this point I’m full lust, unbridled horny lust, I haven’t even got the rest of her clothes off. I pick her up and suplex the poor girl onto her mattress, when we land we both hear something crack in the bed, I try to give her a sheepish look and say sorry but she’s more interested in my tongue. We make out, she plays with my cock, then I remember there’s more clothes to take off, there’s more treasure to behold. We get her aaallllmost undressed, she’s still wearing panties, but the shirt and corset type thing is gone, and there in front of my face are two of the most symmetrical breasts I’ve ever seen. Small, perfectly round, they feel amazing. These are small FIRM tits, with perfect nipples, not huge, not small. The best of both worlds. I had to stop, get off the bed, and tell her to just stay there and let me soak it up. I could only really stand there for a minute before the wrong head took over, I tried my best to burn the image on her knees, upright, and naked. It was worth the delay, that body is a piece of art.



Of course with such amazing tits on display I go into attack mode again, I want them in and around my face, she’s wonderfully responsive to the attention to her breasts and nipples. I don’t mean like…that fake fucking repetitive broken record shit, I mean actual sounds, variety, her touching and squeezing is dictated by the amount of attention im giving her.



It was my turn though, I wanted to see those eyes looking up at me as she sucked my cock. She did not fail to deliver, she knew damn well how important eye contact was, she knew the eyeliner made it better somehow, and she knew she was sucking the soul from my cock and my eyes. She wasn’t monotonous, or of a single track mind. She was everywhere, between my legs, my balls, my cock, nothing went without attention. Her hands worked up a furious storm like she was directing an orchestra, she put it all together like a master of the art. I don’t know the exact size of my dick, but she had no problem devouring it, she made the hottest choking sounds, she made eye contact as little tears dripped down her cheeks, and she clearly loved it. Bravo!



I had an epiphany right then and there, my sex life had been wasted until I met this woman. I’m pretty sure my exact words were “what have I been doing with my life?” Zayla has a mirror placed on the wall opposite of the foot of the bed, she placed herself so that if you’re looking at her face, or the mirror you’ll have a fantastic view. She watches what your looking at and makes sure you’re always getting a show. Looking at the mirror? Legs spread a bit more. Looking at her face? More moaning, more facial expressions. Looking at her ass? She’ll start shaking, flexing, and bouncing it.



She was out for cum, she wanted it, she almost had it but I stopped her. I was writhing in pleasure, I’ve never had someone go at it with such…devotion before. I knew if I was going to get off from a blowjob I wanted her sitting on my face while it happened. She climbed on top of my face and went right back to work without missing a beat. I’d be filling you guys full of shit if I said I did half as good as she did, I gave her a warning and within seconds I came. As soon as I got off she jumped off me, turned around, gave me a big grin and said “I’m not done with you yet”. She ran-off to the bathroom for a towel, handed it to me, and before I could even begin cleaning myself she was licking my balls. I didn’t even have a chance to get soft, she wouldn’t allow it.



I’ve done it, I’ve finally got to see the ass, tits, and pussy. They’re glorious. I want pictures. I want to take her left ass check home with me. I want a cast of it. I want to face plant it. Yes. That’s exactly what I want, I want to face plant this woman. First things first though, digits, i check for wetness. Wetness is achieved, I can feel it through her thong. Wait. Thong? How is this possible I thought I had this nymph naked. She’s looking at me as I’m rubbing over the top of her thong like “for the love of god if you don’t play with this pussy I’m going to spontaneously combust, please” Zayla has THE BEST facial expressions, I don’t know if she practices in front of mirrors, if she’s a natural, or what…but it’s just this constant look of…want and pleasure. It’s insanely hot. It doesn’t look fake, it doesn’t feel fake, Like she really fucking wants it. I’m not great with my fingers, I’m not gonna lie, I’m not gonna sit here and act like I got her off with my fingers. I played with her pussy some, but the second I felt like I was not performing I stopped. I know what I’m good at, and she was about to find out. I smiled and asked if I could go down on her, she gave an enthusiastic nod and a moan, I jumped down there and cradled her ass in both my hands lined up and got a good look at…what would appear to be the third time this woman would blow my mind a little. That pussy! It was so pretty! How else could I describe it? This girl was just symmetrical and gorgeous everywhere. God damn Zayla, you’re going to ruin my sex life.



I dove in eagerly, I wanted to give back, I wanted her to feel like I just did, I want her to know that no one eats pussy like me. I want my next visit to be free lol!! I didn’t disappoint, she was squirming, moaning, and as I laid into it more and more she got louder and louder. Her legs were hiked up by my shoulders, her tits were in my hands, and she started to get really loud. Once again this wasn’t that fake terribly repetitive turn off sound, this was ecstasy. She had a little oh shit moment and covered her mouth, she knew she was getting a bit out of hand. That was the point of no return for me though, seeing her realize just how loud she had got was the exact moment I knew it was time to supplement my tongue with cock. I will say this, making that switch was entirely greedy and selfish. I should have finished her, it would have been so easy.



call me old fashioned, call me vanilla, I don’t really care, I wanted missionary, I wanted to look at that perfect body, I wanted to see those tits bounce, I wanted to see the facial expressions, and I wanted to kiss her. She was happy with the choice, she said that’s good because she wanted to keep kissing me, and I was happy to oblige with more kissing. Now I did mention that she was taking notes earlier, she made that abundantly clear now, it was like kissing a girlfriend of many years. She knew how i liked it, she knew what worked, and she worked it.



the sex was great, she looked at me like she wanted it, she sounded phenomenal, and that facial expression she was using…I mean it was almost better than the sex. I don’t think I can forget that expression. She was tight, she was reactive, she was proactive, she was everything I wanted right then and there. She didn’t star fish, she touched me, she grabbed me, she squeezed me, she talked to me, she looked right into my eyes.



now usually I have to take it a little slow, I tend to bottom out, but Zayla took it like champ. I started slow, started increasing intensity waiting for the inevitable “not so hard, you’re hurting me”. There was none of that, for the first time in my life I could go to town and just sink it, needless to say I didn’t last long. After I was done I got up and moved off the bed, she quickly positioned herself for doggy style. I laughed, I was tapped out, and here this little goddess was wanting more.





she ran and got another towel, and once again she just started going to town on me, this girl is unbelievable. I’m still just kind of blown away. I knew it wasn’t getting up again but I let her have her way for a bit, it feels amazing after all. After a short time I stopped her rigorous tongue, and told her to come and cuddle a bit.



we sat and talked, she continued to touch me the whole time while we sat there and shot the shit. Great person to talk to honestly, it was enjoyable, feels like talking to a friend. I was totally down with that, I gave up trying anything else and just relaxed for a while. Zayla is dope, I’d sit and talk with her any day of the week.



eventually the buzzer went off, not being all that experienced and not wanting to play my cards wrong i immediately jumped up and got my clothes on to leave. She laid there naked chatting with me as I dressed and headed for the door, as I was getting my shoes on she came over for hugs and kisses. We chatted more and I was trying to leave, but she kept talking to me, I felt like she didn’t want me to go…which was very well played, I liked that. Respecting her time and assuming that was all part of the ploy I managed to escape shortly after ;) if I stayed any longer I knew what was going to happen, I’d be eating out of her hand. It was a good feeling to not feel like I had to go, and to not be pushed out, rather the exact opposite. Thanks for that :)



Zayla, you’ve set the bar impossibly high, I feel like I’ll be rather jaded from now on. And I love you for it 😁
 

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Um wow that was an amazing review and now I want Zayla. I'm glad she made you feel so good, I love the ladies who truly love their job and let it show
 
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ThanksLadies

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👏🏼 bravo!
Having been there myself and lived to tell the tale, I can attest to your experience with Zayla, it is certainly not for the faint hearted!
 

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Although I have seen Lucky many times I would be very interested in reading a review of your encounter with that lovely young woman.
 

Randomperson

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Although I have seen Lucky many times I would be very interested in reading a review of your encounter with that lovely young woman.
Haha, I’ll tell you what, If she ever goes Indy or gets a hold of me for a second session I will write a review. I can’t currently write anything about her though, it wouldn’t do her the justice she deserves, as it was my first Time seeing an SP.

with that said, do girls ever get a hold of you guys? That’d be cool, actually more than cool, that would have me all fucked up in the best way haha!
 
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You can phone SweetVIPs and make an appointment 🤣🤣🤣


Haha, I’ll tell you what, If she ever goes Indy or gets a hold of me for a second session I will write a review. I can’t currently write anything about her though, it wouldn’t do her the justice she deserves, as it was my first Time seeing an SP.

with that said, do girls ever get a hold of you guys? That’d be cool, actually more than cool, that would have me all fucked up in the best way haha!
 
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Randomperson

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Hey now, hey now. Fellas. You’re supposed to lift me up. Apes together stronk.

now I have no choice but to wait for the call, you see what you guys have done? Cucked me! Jeeeezuz.

naw but for real I won’t be seeing lucky again, she’s drop dead gorgeous, but we just didn’t click at all until after the sex was done. It was actually pretty funny making the connection after business was done, we nerded out So hard, when I saw she claimed to be nerdy I didn’t expect her to be a total degenerate like me.
 

ThanksLadies

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Hey now, hey now. Fellas. You’re supposed to lift me up. Apes together stronk.

now I have no choice but to wait for the call, you see what you guys have done? Cucked me! Jeeeezuz.

naw but for real I won’t be seeing lucky again, she’s drop dead gorgeous, but we just didn’t click at all until after the sex was done. It was actually pretty funny making the connection after business was done, we nerded out So hard, when I saw she claimed to be nerdy I didn’t expect her to be a total degenerate like me.
Lol…. She’s great fun to chill with that’s for sure!
The best chat I had with her was during our second visit and she sucking me off for over an hour. We laughed about some corny stuff… cutest laugh but even cuter when she has a mouthful. Actually It’s probably about time I paid her another visit!
 

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Too bad you didn’t try Greek with Zayla. She can take anything you’re packing and then some. Darn impressive
 
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