A…(something or other) – Legends (the….)

[Fuzzy Thumper]

Right, so - some time after my outstanding session with Jenna, I decided to visit this Legends place again. I don’t do well with keeping appointments, so I usually don’t bother… so when I dropped in, the receptionist (not the wicked-cute one with short blonde hair that I had previously lusted after, but rather a taller brunette this time) offered to introduce me to a few of the ladies. I got put in a small room for the introductions (which was seemed to be 60 – 70% filled with TV… considering the size of the rooms, couldn’t they…??? Oh, never mind, it isn’t important… no one is there for the “waiting room” anyways…). Three ladies came in to say hello:

A well built, very pretty black woman, in a distinctly “no-nonsense” leather outfit (Lady Desire, I believe). From what you can tell in 90 seconds, she seemed very well spoken and exquisitely mannered, and was a very attractive woman. She also seemed like she wanted to spank the bejeezus out of me, and that she would hastily get on with doing just that if we were to have a session. Not my thing (very sensitive tail, and too many unpleasant childhood memories repressed to go about kicking open that little chest).

An absolutely stunning petite blonde in a – I can only describe it as a “wild” outfit (I think her name was Dakota). Unfortunately, she didn’t seem to like me much, though. I got the impression that those of you whom she does like would really be in for a treat… and I envy you.

A young black lady in a white corsette. She was cute, but very shy. She told me her name (Alisha? Aliya? I can’t recall precisely, and as you will find, deliberately choose not to…), that she was new to the business. She seemed nice, so I decided to give her a try.

Bad decision. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad.

***gasp***

Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad.


So, no more than sixteen minutes after making that choice in the BIG TV room, as I sat in my car – staring straight ahead in disbelief, desperately trying to figure out what the heck actually happened back there – I found I could actually take comfort in the fact that both of us were undoubtedly very happy that it was over, and that with sufficient therapy, there was a chance that maybe one of us might not end up permanently scarred by the incident.

Ok, it will have to be her. Some things even a rabbit will never forget.


It certainly wasn’t any of their doing or fault… but still, I have yet to return to Legends. In fact, I have yet to return to any spa.


Happy (and careful) thumping, all!… and remember: DO YOUR RESEARCH! This CAN happen to you.

 

[wannabe]

Huh???????

 

[praxis]

It's too bad he didn't check. . .

Did you decide to unwittingly stay with a tranny? The neck, voice and crotch should have been a dead giveaway . But in all seriousness, a warning should have been given to you before assuming that you were aware of or into trannys. It should not be assumed that the vast majority of pooners are closet homos. I think that any studio showcasing shemales or whatever should keep them as an option for clients who specifically request them. No straight man should be subjected to a "Crying Game" experience.

the website first. . . I feel sorry for him...

 

[Fuzzy Thumper]

Did you decide to unwittingly stay with a tranny? The neck, voice and crotch should have been a dead giveaway . But in all seriousness, a warning should have been given to you before assuming that you were aware of or into trannys. It should not be assumed that the vast majority of pooners are closet homos. I think that any studio showcasing shemales or whatever should keep them as an option for clients who specifically request them. No straight man should be subjected to a "Crying Game" experience.

Ha! No, she was really a woman... but I'm not sure the experience could have been any worse - even if she had brought her own bag of marbles....

 

[sexylittlevixen]

You were talking about Ashanti. I'm very happy to say that Ashanti is no longer with us.

Although she is young which is part of the problem, she unlike myself and several others did not enjoy her job. And that sucks!!!

I'm sorry you had such a bad time, but she is not there and you should always feel free to talk to management in the case of good or bad!

I say we need a TOFTT Board or Directors!! All in favor? hehe.

Happy Sunday All!!

 

[Mick Shagher]

Good review Fuzzy Thumper. That's typical lengends. They put you in that
stupid waiting room. It seems like there checking the client out more than
your checking the girls out.

Yup. I can just see it now. All the Legends girls on shift standing behind the two way mirror and staring at the poor sap in the waiting room.

"So you can go ahead and see him, cause I'm not"

"No damn way girlfriend. I wouldn't do that guy if he paid me double!"

"How about we just tell him we're all booked for the rest of the night"

"Hey, better yet. Let's just let him sit there for 25 minutes and he'll eventually get pissed off and leave".

 

[poontanghunter]

That explains things so clearly mick

Yup. I can just see it now. All the Legends girls on shift standing behind the two way mirror and staring at the poor sap in the waiting room.

"So you can go ahead and see him, cause I'm not"

"No damn way girlfriend. I wouldn't do that guy if he paid me double!"

"How about we just tell him we're all booked for the rest of the night"

"Hey, better yet. Let's just let him sit there for 25 minutes and he'll eventually get pissed off and leave".

that you must have been behind that mirror with the ladies

 

[wolverine]

Good review Fuzzy Thumper. That's typical lengends. They put you in that
stupid waiting room. It seems like there checking the client out more than
your checking the girls out.

Yes, because Legends is the only MP in town with a waiting room.

 

[Vienna]

Okay so now people are bitching about waiting rooms? LOL Alright it is supposed to be a place where you can sit and wait DISCREETLY for your lady of choice so you don't bump into 1-4 other guys on your way in/out.

I remember before there were some complaints because some guys had to wait at the door for a few minutes if the receptionist didn't hear the door go. Okay so that was a cry. The complaints were because they didn't want to be out in the open or have to come wandering down the hall and accidently see someone they may know. That's understanding. Cool. NOW, we put you in the waiting room to try to stop that from happening and you're still complaining? Please tell us what you would want the receptionist to do instead of placing you in the waiting room? LOL When will you be happy and quit belly aching? Does your life really suck that bad? I mean I'm sure you're not starving and you have a roof over your head?!!!

Some people are never going to be happy. It's such a shame people with find little once again BULLSHIT DUMB things to nitpick about. I mean the waiting room is there FOR YOU.

Maybe you'd rather just wait in the open and risk seeing someone you might know then? F^#ck.

Moneymaker, like I said your life can't be that bad where now you have to complain about waiting in a waiting room and it's supposed to be a nice gesture. lol Instead you turn into something negative. Open up your own studio LOL I'm sure you'll want a waiting room or two so guys aren't actually lined up at the door. Lighten up and enjoy your life quit sweating the small things, that must take too much effort.

 

[Vienna]

Wolvie, I love you. lol It's just the same bullshit "Legends bashing". lol Don't most studios have fuckin waiting rooms? But no, LETS BASH LEGENDS. It's fun that way and REALLY mature. lol I'd like to see this bellyacher open up his own studio and see if he would make a waiting room?

 

[Peeperz]

Strange

Hey Wolvie
4798 posts and you are not aware that most MP's have waiting rooms?

 

[Fuzzy Thumper]

Good morning, Ms. Vienna.

Terribly sorry if I upset you… it certainly wasn’t my intention. In my two visits to Legends, the receptionists were both (very) lovely, kind, and attentive; and I certainly wasn’t left waiting long or made to feel uncomfortable while waiting (ok, if I was uncomfortable, that’d have been because of my own anxieties… nothing any of you ladies can do about that, unfortunately). I did mention the TV-to-space ratio in the waiting room, though… but only because I found it funny (just like I found the size of the session rooms hilarious). I assure you it wasn’t meant as a complaint about your studio or management – I was only sharing my little amusements, as ridiculous and irrelevant as they usually are.

For what it’s worth, even though I’ve never had the pleasure of making your acquaintance myself, based on the things I have read about you, no sane fellow would ever pass on seeing you because the waiting room television or session room is comically big (in one bunny’s humble opinion).

With kindest regards, and most sincere apologies if my little jokes were misconstrued….

***thumpthumpthumpthumpthump***

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

How do people even think he complained about the waiting room? All he did was point out that the TV was so large it made the rest of the room feel small. One might even take that as a compliment since thats a pretty big TV for a person to enjoy.
Obviously reading more then the first 2 lines of a persons post is something vienna is not capable of, I hope she finaly learned the difference between the light switch and thermostat though (remmeber light switch makes the room dark and light, thermostat makes the room hot and cold).

 

[Vienna]

Sorry I thought it sounded like you didn't like the waiting room? What were you actually trying to say about our "waiting room" then? lol If you actually read what you typed it sorta sounds negative, but then again this is a computer screen after all. Ah well, a waiting room is a waiting room. No biggie.

 

[Hedonist7]

actually

I'd love to have a session in Legend's waiting room (with Dakota)...

In front of the TV

Doggie style

With the game on...

 

[praxis]

Puts a different twist to the word. . .

I'd love to have a session in Legend's waiting room (with Dakota)...In front of the TV...Doggie style...With the game on...

Touchdown!!! Or "He shoots, he scores!!!"

 

[Hedonist7]

Touchdown!!! Or "He shoots, he scores!!!"

although Football would have been the most obvious one for a laugh (she started as a tight end... but ended up as a wide receiver...)

... I would opt for cricket

(these games go on for days...)

Since it's a "Bat and Ball" sport - and as a match it is played on a "grass" field, roughly oval in shape, in the centre of which is a flat strip of ground called a pitch.

A wicket, usually made of wood, is placed at each end of the pitch.

The bowler, a player from the fielding team, bowls a hard, fist-sized cricket ball from the vicinity of one wicket towards the other.

The ball usually bounces once before reaching the batsman, a player from the opposing team. In defence of the wicket, the batsman plays the ball with a wooden cricket bat. Meanwhile, the other members of the bowler's team stand in various positions around the field as fielders, players who retrieve the ball in an effort to stop the batsman scoring, and if possible to get him or her out.

The batsman—if he or she does not get out—may run between the wickets, exchanging ends with a second batsman (the "non-striker"), who has been waiting near the bowler's wicket. Each completed exchange of ends scores one run. Runs are also scored if the batsman hits the ball to the boundary of the playing area.

The match is won by the team that scores more runs.

 

[wolverine]

Hey Wolvie
4798 posts and you are not aware that most MP's have waiting rooms?

Peeperz, meet sarcasm. Sarcasm, meet Peeperz.

 

[buddha2]

A slight attempt at seriousness

I've got no complaints about waiting rooms, or even waits for more than a few minutes. Hey, shit happens... But might I ask for/suggest one small improvement - common to all MP's I've been into in Edmonton - can we turn up the lights so that we can actually see the porn and other magazines you leave us with? I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm blind as a bat in those rooms!

 

[Vienna]

buddha, You are right. Sometimes the light is a bit too dim. Even in the rooms for the sessions I like to turn them up slightly just so I can see what I'm doing as well. If not, it is sometimes a bit too dark.