50 Shades of Grey - tie-ins?

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With the expected release of 50 Shades of Grey, the product tie-ins could be slappingly amusing.

After reading this http://nyti.ms/1D3IiQk am curious what tie-ins (love the pun) SPs see as musts for their client explorations.

For disclosure: I don't expect to see the movie and I haven't read the books.
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
I started to read it and found it very boring.
 

georgejetson

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I was discussing the book with a friend who knows about me hobby and and kinks and she thought my adventures made the the book boring in comparison. So I'm not even going to read it lol
 
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The book is for conservative turtle neck bitches and their spineless boyfriends and husbands who want to "dabble" in something "risky". The movie will be likewise. It's for sheeple, folks.

That's why anyone with any real personality finds it boring, but it's surprising just how many people find such tripe titillating.
 

johnsmit

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I tried reading in it..It was just very predictable ...You have this very naive girl and this vert rich good looking guy..He knows what he wants a d how to get it..
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I know girls that would eat him for a snack....
But it wrote for women that don't have the nerve's to do any of it but fantasies. .it just another one of those that got some great publicity campaign behind it ..

I can see how the movies depict most of the sex... I'll wait for the porn;-)
 

badbadboy

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BBB props for the tie-in :thumb:
Pardon?

I never posted, yet. :D

I haven't read the book but have a plan that might be topical for the audience who are in attendance while we (a very nice SP and I) are in the theatre.


News at 11 bwahahaha
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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As an additional tie-in, I noticed this banner on a website I visit frequently! ;D Not only do they have a 50 Shades tie-in section, they have a coupon! I LOVE coupons! :eyebrows: I intended originally to post that link WITH the blog post, but I forgot. Seriously, though, pink cherry has some really terrific stuff!
 

Man Mountain

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I haven't read the book but have a plan that might be topical for the audience who are in attendance while we (a very nice SP and I) are in the theatre.

:p :D
 

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Read the book, what a waste of time and paper. The characters unbelievable, the whole situation unbelievable, can't believe the author actually got paid for this ridiculous piece of poor writing.

If I want a titillating read, this site and sites like it, on occasion, provide much better reads.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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People are so focussed on the sex, but it's not really about the sex though. It's not even for men. It's a dramatic romance for women, that happens to have a lot of sex in it.
Yes, but not even close to the sexiest dramatic romance erotica/girlporn books, and so far from the best ! I'd recommend the Beauty series by Anne Rice (writing as A.N. Roquelaire) highly, and there are lots of great anthologies out there too! I'm also a huge fan of www.literotica.com
 

escapefromstress

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Yes, but not even close to the sexiest dramatic romance erotica/girlporn books, and so far from the best ! I'd recommend the Beauty series by Anne Rice (writing as A.N. Roquelaire) highly, and there are lots of great anthologies out there too! I'm also a huge fan of www.literotica.com
I used to read a lot of Reader's Digest Condensed Novels. I once had the most amazing orgasm while reading a descriptive erotic love scene, even though I wasn't touching myself or doing anything to try to make it happen. I have no idea why it affected me like that, and no amount of watching or reading porn has ever come close to doing it for me like that.
 

Man Mountain

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If anyone is interested, there's a midnight showing of 9 1/2 Weeks at The Rio tonight :)
 
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