411 New Zealand

[Sir Jim]

It's a long way from BC but do any of you have any experiences in NZ?
I will be there for three weeks in April experiencing some of the extreme sports activities and would like to sample some of the extreme pooning that is 'sposed to be there.
Will be on the South Island mostly in Queenstown. I have glanced around on the web and have read WSG but am looking for personal experiences.
Thx in advance.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Brothels are legal down there since 2003

And a source of good revenue for the government:

Try this link for some good sources:

http://www.sexinnz.co.nz/

There are some VERY nice ladies down there.

 

[robb]

NZ Fun

I visited NZ a couple of times in the last few years. First of all prostitution was decriminalized a few years ago so everything is out in the open. In Queenstown you will find only a couple of MPs which are over priced and a few escorts. The main pooning goes on in the bigger cities with brothels, many located ajoining strip bars. Most of the brothels consist of a bar area with several couches where you can discuss the menu with the girl and then go to the madam, pay for the time and do the deed in a decent room. You pay a fixed rate for time, most places charged $160 kiwi for the hour. There are also lots of indys advertising in the local papers, in Auckland pick up a copy of "The Truth." You will find girls from all over, you can really fill up your passport. For more info check out World Sex Guide.

 

[Sir Jim]

Bump! Queenstown, NZ

Since I am currently in New Zealand, I thought would give an update.Was in Queenstown for a couple days in early April and called on Candy's. It advertises as a strip bar with sauna and steam room but after you climb the stairs and are met by a solid 4 out of 10 who tells you that the hot tub hasn't worked in ages and she's the only one on that night. She's late 30's with no an ounce of fat on here. Too skinny for me.

It's 160 Kiwi (125 ish Cdn.) for an hour and is all inclusive.
I am shown to shower and then told to lay on the bed for a massage. Within 30 seconds I know that I am not at Swan Lake and my hopes diminish from there. Asked to flip with absolutely no twig and berry or back door play and then prior to any touching she has to put on a condom. Naturally
I struggle to get excited and try to get some dato or daty
going to liven things up a bit. Absolutely no chance.

I didn't want fs so settled for a covered hand job. Who ever heard of a covered HJ? What a joke. Absolutely no connection of any kind. Oh well, life down under I guess. No wonder they call Vancouver, the Amsterdam of North America.

 

[Sir Jim]

Christchurch, NZ

Am currently in Christchurch and it's Good Friday and this city is completely closed.
There is a few MP's near my Holiday Inn so before supper I hit the Regal Spa. They do have a hottub with two ladies working. Both are Maori, which is the equivalent of a First Nationer here in East Vancouver. One is mid 50's and the other pushes 250#. I take the tubby one and the hot tub for a half hour for $110 Kiwi. The madam says it's quiet so
I should take the half hour and the girl will come in and probably go for an hour anyway. OK.
Hot tub is great since I have been a week in the mountains and glaciers and could use a warming up.

After about 15 mins soaking in the tub, the sumo wrestler comes in and explains that I've used half my time up and we had better be "getting busy". OK so I jump out and get some head with a little prostate work finishing up covered Russian. Her B.O. was so strong at the end that I held my breath. She pulls the condom off and as I head for the shower I see she is busy rolling a cigarette! Her name was Bianca.

There are several more of these nearby and my plane doesn't head back to LA and VCR for three days so we'll
see if there isn't a gem here on the South Island somewhere.

 

[rollerboy]

Emily's Bar and Girl was pretty alright when I was in Auckland in 2000.

Surprisingly, humble Palmerston North had a nice place (Roxy's or something, it was a decent sized club) with perhaps the most beautiful girl I have ever tumbled with. Napier's a pretty coastal town with a number of brothels. I only visited one, a very tiny one, but the girl I chose was rather memorable. Very intelligent, articulate, beautiful. Unintentinally funny, quirky. She quit her job as a loan officer at the bank to become an sp.

As you've discovered, most Kiwis towns have at least one or two, but the pickings do get kinda slim in the smaller towns. Didn't partake in the South Island as it seemed desolate as far as pooning went.