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$35,000 for a testicle, anyone?

Man Mountain

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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-sty...sticle-35-000-medical-trial-article-1.1506953

Las Vegas man plans to sell one testicle for $35,000 for medical trial

Mark Parisi, who will appear on an upcoming episode of TLC's 'Extreme Cheapskates,' is a pro at medical trials, using them to get free checkups, free clothes in the form of scrubs and three-, four- and five-figure compensations for taking part in the studies.

BY LEE MORAN / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2013, 9:09 AM


Mark Parisi of Las Vegas expects to take part in a study where he would have to sell one of his testicles in exchange for $35,000.

A Las Vegas man who makes money from medical trials is planning to sell one of his testicles for $35,000.

Mark Parisi revealed in a trailer for an upcoming episode of TLC's "Extreme Cheapskates" that he will make the switch with an artificial ball in exchange for the cash.

The penny pincher also confessed to undergoing medical experiments so he could get free checkups, which can save him around $700.

It also meant he could wear the hospital scrubs, which saved on buying clothes and ensured he never had to spend a dime from his paycheck.

"When I was doing clinical trials ... I would take a pair home, I would use them for daily work, exercise and for doing other clinical trials," he said.

"Saved on laundry, cheap to clean, and they were free," he added.


Parisi, who regularly participates in clinical trials, appears on an upcoming episode of TLC’s ‘Extreme Cheapskates.’

Mark, who has undergone several medical tests for money, said his friends were most terrified during the "Ebola" test.

"Everyone was panicked when my friend and I did this study. Never tested on humans or animals before," he said, before adding, "It's $5,000 for a week, so why would I not do it?"

Another study, for which he was particularly excited, sadly got cancelled at the last minute.

"This is a really good one," he said of the "flatline" test.

"What they do is they stop your heart for one minute, but you still breathe. Stay there 14 days, pays $25,000. But the FDA kind of stepped in and stopped that," he ended.
There's also a video clip from the TLC show at the linked page.
 

Flanders

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I paid a little more than $35K
to get mine back from my ex-wife... har har har. ~sigh~...
 
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bcneil

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With the high unemployment in Vegas, if they put an ad in the newspaper for this, they would get hundreds of guys.
$35,000 there has a lot more buying power than here.
I wouldn't do it, because $35,000 is just a few months pay, and it would be taxed to hell.
 

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I guess it depends on what he does with his testicle. How important it is to him. With one gone how would life be diminished? A friend had one removed due to cancer and he never lost a beat. Another got a vasectomy and while keeping the pair did lose some jam - he became an easier going dude after that. Probably psychological but I don't know. $35,000 = 100 high end escorts for an hour each approximately, or 300 lower budget providers, or 100 foursomes with them. How many quickies at 80 a pop. That would be a lot of pussy either way. Maybe it is a good "investment" :)
 
I guess it depends on what he does with his testicle. How important it is to him. With one gone how would life be diminished? A friend had one removed due to cancer and he never lost a beat. Another got a vasectomy and while keeping the pair did lose some jam - he became an easier going dude after that. Probably psychological but I don't know. $35,000 = 100 high end escorts for an hour each approximately, or 300 lower budget providers, or 100 foursomes with them. How many quickies at 80 a pop. That would be a lot of pussy either way. Maybe it is a good "investment" :)
I love the math geniuses on here who always break things down to how many hours than can see a SP!!!:D


xox
 

peter putter

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I love the math geniuses on here who always break things down to how many hours than can see a SP!!!:D


xox
So with the current inflation rate of 1% and using a benchmark of $200/hr then if I sell both I could visit you twice a month for about 10 years. Anyone want a set?:eyebrows:
 
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