EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELLING!
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a
high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since
you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little
sex before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old
bastard!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and
wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump..........