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2011, A year in Review...

yesimpacking8

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Sorry for the lateness of this, and for not posting more along the way.

2011 was my breakout year for pooning. Had dabbled a bit in the past but decided to ditch 'dating' as I found it was too many headaches, and more expensive.

In rough chronologic order:

Amy at Nevada's - L 8, A8, S8
Amy was working behind the desk on my first visit to Nevada's. Agreed on Brown and green for 45 min (this was before I was enlightened on the brown hr by Sexyboy). Started with light massage, great CBJ (love her oral skills), some DATY (she has nice sized lips which I enjoy), and MPOS... Great ass in doggy, loved her in CG as I could watch her ass in the mirror on the ceiling, mish was fun as her lips are nice, though she does have some loose skin in the abdomen from childbirth. Finished in lazy doggy. Showered and she obliged with an unexpected HJ for round 2. Good service, would and did repeat.

Spinderella Vikki - L 8, A8, S9
I love a variety of women's body types, and was in the mood for a spinner one night. Got ahold of Vikki for an outcall. Very petite, tight girl. Face has some acne scars but overall takes care of herself and pride in her appearance. I found her attractive. Started with massage/bodyslide (her specialty), move to HJ, CBJ (so so as she has a small mouth), CG (she's very tight so loved it), mish - she assured me I wouldn't break her if I went harder or put weight on her!... amazing ass for doggy, had her put her legs together to finish - Perfect perfect view. She did some light touch/tantric massage afterwards to round out the hour. Really great session, would and did repeat, 2nd time for in call at her place - smokes heavily so smelled of it. Very similar second session though at one point during FS she advised me that that portion didn't usually last that long for her...

Alicia from BP - L8, A1, S1
I've made comments about her before. Love her body - Great natural DDs and meaty lower lips. Was late, upsold, then ended the session early. Would not repeat unless it was for 30 min and couldn't find anyone else available, and all I wanted was a hot body to poke. Smokes heavily.

Tiffany Banxx - L9.5, A10, S10
Probably my fave session of the year. Met her at her hotel. Greeted at the door by a beautiful buxom black woman, LFK (great lips for this), moved to bed where we chatted, she got me naked, amazing BBBJ, some DATY, CG, mish, doggy - Beautiful body with really well done enhanced DDs... Loves to fuck, can really take a pounding. Chatted with her well past the hour. An absolute delight and my only complaint is that I always seem to be out of town when she's been back, so haven't been able to repeat. Nonsmoker.

Bii from BP - L 6.5, A7, S7
Met Bii at her in call at a hotel in east end. Place smelled of smoke, CBJ was ok, did MPOS... WHile we were in doggy, she grabs my finger and sticks it in her popper. Then asks if I want to put something else in there. Lubes up and we go to Greece. All for the regular price. Had to ask her for HJ for MSOG. The free Greek bumped her up in my ratings. Wouldn't repeat. Smoker.

Nikki (spinner from CL then BP) - L7, A7, S7
Met her for outcall one night. Very tiny body, almost too tiny for me. Big bolt ons that stick out a little too much and are too firm for my liking. Great BBBJ, big meaty lips which I love, hit her from all angles (MPOS) and can take a pounding. Would probably repeat though haven't seen her ad up in quite some time. Heavy smoker.

Jasmine from BW - L7.5, A7, S7
Met her on my first trip to BW, found her sexy. Overall good body with natural large B/small C's. Meaty lips which again I love. Decent CBJ, I led the session and she could take it from all angles. Have only done 30 min at BW cuz the SP fee is higher than Nevada's. Repeated once. Nonsmoker or at least didn't smell of it.

Sasha B - L 6, A7, S7
Met her at my place one night for in call. She gained weight from previous ads. Decent HJ, CBJ... Absolutely pounded the shit out of her and she loved it. Fun time, though a little larger than I like and wouldn't repeat unless she slimmed down. Smoker and heavily perfumed.

Hallie - L8.5, A9, S9
Have seen Hallie at Nevada's and as indy. Always a great session. Love her body, enhanced D's, and energy in a session. Loves to get pounded. Definite repeat. Nonsmoker.

Mya - L9.5, A10, S10
I love Mya. Seriously if she got her life together I would spend it with her. Saw multiple times while she was back in the biz, Love her tight body. Always pays attention to detail, plays safe. Something about her just drives me wild. Repeated multiple times on her own and saw her once with Peyton. Always a great session. Her and Peyton were a great duo. Heavy smoker. She'd have to quit if we get married.

Luscious Lynn - L7.5, A8, S7
Met Lynn at her in call once. Firm fit body with large fake D's. Average session. Good CBJ, hit her from all angles. She does love to fuck. Didn't get MSOG and session ended a little early. Her towels reeked of mildew. Might repeat if no one else was available. Place didn't smell of smoke though she did and the towels stank.

Kristina from GOE - L7, A8, S8
Kristina doesn't look as good as her pics. Has kind of a trailer park look to her. AMAZING BBBJ. Like best ever. Taco reeked a little. Can take a pounding. Loves doggy. Offered round 2 but I was in a rush. Would repeat if only for her BBBJ. Smoker.

Nikita - L9, A9, S9
Saw Nikita for my birthday. A very beautiful, classy looking woman, even with all her ink. Very professional. Gave a nice massage, good CBJ, Great FS in MPOS. Intelligent, easy to talk to, calm and confident. Would definitely repeat. Nonsmoker.

Lady Jade - L9, A7, S6
Saw LJ for 30 min. Found her attractive, accent is sexy. Hot lap dance followed by CBJ and MPOS. Rushed me a little, but for 30 min I didn't care that much. Enjoyed the session and would have repeated except she texts incessantly every time she is in town and I have asked her to stop. Don't think she smelled of smoke.

Niki XOX - L6, A8, S7
Saw her at her in call. Face is in rough shape. Body ok but kind of loose skin in some areas. Good service. Decent CBJ, MPOS. Would not repeat though. Heavy smoker.

Toya - L8, A10, S10
Toya gives the best CBJ ever. Great fit body, smaller natural C's, loves to fuck. MPOS. Love meeting with her and hitting her from all angles. Repeated and will again when she's back on BP. Pretty heavy smoker.

Sabrina - L7.5, A9, S9.5
Saw Sabrina at her in call. She's an attractive MILF. Very kind, professional. Nice light massage, good CBJ, MPOS. Has some scars from surgery, but overall fit body for a MILF. MSOG, Loves to make you feel good. Will definitely repeat. Nonsmoker. Clean in call.

Chastity - L8, A8, S8
Very attractive 30 something woman. Nice CBJ, good for MPOS. Great fit little body. Will repeat when she's doing regular in calls again. Nonsmoker.

Giovanna Luv - L7.5, A6, S6
Didn't find Giovanna as attractive as she had been made out to be. Chemistry wasn't really there for us. Spent too long on massage. CBJ was ok but unenthusiastic. FS was likewise unenthusiastic. Firm fit body, but without the chemistry, the session was just ok for me. Probably wouldn't repeat. Nonsmoker.


Mystique - L7, A10, S10
Didn't find Mystique as attractive as I thought I would. Shorter than I expected. Overall great session. Very friendly, easy to talk to. Nice massage, great CBJ, MPOS, MSOG. Will repeat when our schedules allow. Ended the year on her, so very happy! Place was under renos but didn't smell any smoke. She did have cats and dogs though.

There may have been some others I saw in there but forgot. I did visit EB/TO several times and had varied experiences. Most were good. Frequently ended up with FS being offered or agreed upon when asked. Can't remember most of the girls names except Samantha, tall hot Blonde with big enhanced DDs and tattoos... Mechanical session. HJ only. I remember her because she follows the rules so no FS. Would not repeat.





Started 2012 with Niki Valhalla - L7.5, A10, S9!
She's aged a little, has much shorter hair, but I was so worked up on her from her online stuff that it was a great session. Voluptuous, confident woman, easy to talk to, gets into the action casually. Quality BBBJ, super fun for DATY as her lips are huge as expected from her online material. Can really take a pounding. Loved 69ing with her. Massive massive breasts. Great session and will repeat if she returns!



Thanks to everyone on here who posts regularly. You were my guides through all of this and frequently (though not always) helped my upper head prevail over my lower head when making decisions on SPs. Here's to a great 2012 fellow pooners!
 
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cdnguy99

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I am only confused by one thing in there FS offered quite regularly at EB ?..Or did I misunderstand that ?..Not something that regularly happens there !
 

yesimpacking8

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I would estimate my FS rate at EB at about 50%... Out of about 8 visits I had 4 FS sessions. Admittedly, the FS is not the bulk of the visit, but after the accompanied bath, light massage, CBJ, there is a finish with FS. Usually only one or two positions. Often in standing doggy with the attendant bent over with her hands on the door in case someone tries to come in. Not a GFE but FS. I'm a decent looking professional with a good vocabulary so they're a little more willing, maybe...
 

Bare

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Nice reviews yesimpacking8, must have taken you all day and a case of beer to write. How the hell could you remember all these ladies? Great job.

Best,

Bare
 

rockstar1

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have to agree about Mya.. I miss her.. sweetest tightest little pussy .. and she knew how to use it... made her cum a few times..
 

CliveAllen

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Phenomenal.
This should be bound in leather.
Kept at the Centennial Library.
In the "Reference" section.
 

blazejowski

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Phenomenal.
This should be bound in leather.
Kept at the Centennial Library.
In the "Reference" section.
Fucking A-MEN!!
I tip my top hat at you, good sir...
After 2011, you must've had to rest your dick n balls on a bucket of ice... JESUS!
 

Thelyhi

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Damn! Your the man. You repeated on some so that's like a action session every week for the entire year.
 

humper1

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Ok here is my 2011 in rough order starting July 12/2011

DEE BP-L7, A8, S8

A sweet girl who gives pretty darn good service. reddish auburn hair, lncall location not great. woke her up after a Sunday nap and away we went. little on the pricey side.

Luscious Lynn- L7.5, A8, S9 (3 times)

love this girl. her body I find hot. big tits I love to bury my face in. loves DATY (mine anyway) we get along well sexually and personality wise.
her sessions are enthusiastic and fun.

Toya L7, A8, S8

hooked up late summer, great bj, then she asked me to " FUCK HER LIKE I WAS MAD AT HER" so I did!
made her sore and ended in 30 minutes. it was good, but no real chemistry for me.

Katrina Cummings

L4, A4, S4

HORRIBLE SERVICE NUFF SAID. incall run down. ho hum service


Holland

L9, A9, S9 end of July

Ahh Holland what can I say I could eat this girl like a chocolate bar,(and I did!) she's even sweeter. I could gaze into those Pools she calls eyes all day.

sex was terrific as well as BJ. I went down on her for 10-15 min. never did 69, I regret that!


Jordana L7, A7, S7

bad incall loc, nice body and tits, talented orally but she turned me off with Cigarettes and she has 4 or 5 kids. found service mechanical. good CBJ and Titty fuck to release.


Audrey- Body Language,

L8, A9, S9

classic French Canadian Hottie sucked me like it was her last cock, BBBJ deep and fast. I almost blew her head off first sho. I licked her kitty 10 or more minutes, she was very responsive to that, she kept giving me thin evil grin when I opened my eyes while I ate her. I pounded her and she took it like a champ.

Uma Visiting

L7, A6, S6

pretty girl but a real bubble butt and scars on her boobs. BBBJ lasted 2 minutes. Daty was sweet and the sex was all me for sure. she took is like a good girl, fucked her tits which was OK.

Peyton (Teagan @Broadways)

L7, A8, S8

I likes this girl I like thin blondes. she provided great CBj and let me DATY YMMV. we Fucked in several positions and I had a lot of fun with her. incall was ok, basically she gave great service.

Roksi- there is only one

L8, A8, S8

I like this girl but we did not totally click , session was good I found BBBJ kinda average. Daty was nice but>>> i dunno.


Sabrina
L8, A7, S7

this girl has the most sensitive nipples ,pussy, and clit I have ever seen, a distraction because you have to be gentle doin anything with her . CBJ was nice but maybe 4-5 min. I did enjoy slowly licking her pussy for quite awhile.


Chastity (3 times)
L8, A8, S8

I really like this girl, we connected well when we finally did get together, sex was awesome CBJ is very good. sex is also great, she makes you feel welcome and important, i like that. we have some good chats as well, nice girl

Justine,

L7, A8, S9

what can i say this girl is a maniac in the bedroom, her BBBJ is amazing and I love to facefuck her in all positions!
beauty bolt on and soft skin, nice pussy. incall is so-so but not there for that!

ADDED- SHYLA SKY

L8, A7, S8

no bbbj and no DATY. way too pricey for service offered. she loves sex but will not repeat unless menu changes.

ADDED-Shawnna

L7, A7, S6

cute girl, nice CBJ. it was august and hot in her crappy incall so not the best session. I don't think i would repeat


sorry for the short or incomplete info, I rushed and this is my first rel long review.

have a whirlwind month planned this Month seeing Alisa GOE today, Princess Paris on Tue, Vic Jolie March 1 and hope to see a few new girls in between that.

Happy pooning

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CliveAllen

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Great job.
Love this type of format.
Great info, and lets me know the type of girls I would like to see.
Thanks.
 
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