15 advantages of masterbation: the ultimate safe sex

lenny

girls just wanna have fu
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1. You don't have to worry about getting AIDS or any other STD's.

2. You don't have to pay for the date, or $50, 200, 400 for the SP.

3. In each session you can look at dozens of the hotest women of your choice doing just about anything you like.

4. No need to get ready, shower, shave, travel to destination.

5. No cancellations, no shows, or getting stood up.

6. No ripoffs, paying upfront or after the session.

7. No LE to bust you.

8. No BF in the next room or speaking to her pimp on the phone.

9. No concerns about her piss poor attitudes or pathetic performance.

10. No emotional drama or mind games of any kind.

11. No need for any time/dollar wasting boring chit chat.

12. No bait and switch or surprises, like in a blind date, when she opens the door.

13. No need to divulge any personal info.

14. If you're like me your ability at HJ's is better than any lady could ever dream of doing.

15. If you need a body to do it with, there's always sex dolls. In the long run this is way cheaper
than any woman. She is never in a grumpy mood, always does whatever you want, and won't give HIV.

Should a pussy rule your mind, body and soul? Be a man, independent, strong and free!
 

old pooner

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16. Your right hand never, ever accuses you of cheating on it (as long as your right hand doesn't know what your left hand is doing).
 

wilde

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17. You can practically do it at anytime and anyplace.
 
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18. You've got plenty of time on your hands (LOL) to look it up in the dictionary!

MastUrbation !


:p




Then try google once you've checked the dictionary... came up with some hilarious websites:


Real-Life Masturbation Stories
Masturbation techniques
Advanced Masturbation



(although it appears lots of people can't spell it properly because googling "masterbate" still returns tons of stuff. :eek: hm.)
All I have to say is... WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WIT THE SECOND WEBSITE "Masturbation Techiques"... One headline i just saw is "where to spew your goo" and too bad there isn't a fleshlight out in the market (local) that has a mold of a escort/SP vagina... It would be good for a lil teaser before you actually go visit the escort/SP itself, well would it or it would not? Then again I can just wait till the next SP encounter, she knows how to work me off and wack me off really good. Seriously...
 

chuckanut

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20. if u sit on ur hands for 30 mins first, it's like u're doing it with a stranger.

-chuck
 

hang5507

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21. They will do what ever you ask. ( With in reason of course! ) lol

Regards

H
 
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