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    New Pics at...

    Well thanks boys ;) There will be more to come (pictures that is) Figuring some new festive holiday ones come next month would be a nice Christmas present for all of you.
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    penthouse website

    Re: Ditto for me ... Ahhh they are fond memories I have to agree Trawler ;) However I hate to say it but considering I knew every curve of Nikita's body her and Natalia are nothing alike. Where Nikky was curvy in all the right places Natalia is toned, and just all together amazing. I hate...
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    Who was YOUR first!

    *Nikita* Trawler you know who I'm talking about ;) Next to Ariel that girl was my biggest influence in the sp world. First sp I ever had and she showed me a world of feel good tactics for my clients and for myself.
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    Penthouse website now up & running!!!!!!!

    I did say that! However I really hoped I wouldn't have to mean it ;)
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    Penthouse website now up & running!!!!!!!

    I know they are pretty bad, but I am working on some new ones, my bodies changed so much with this training that looking at the way I used to look is kind of depressing. So here's where I shall recruit a little help I'm looking for some different and original ideas for my pics, every girl...
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    Gina @ Penthousemassage.ca

    Congrats Mikey! I'm so glad what I said stuck not that I'm on the anti-drug war path it's just life is lived so much better when not in a state of haze. Besides you helped me too I am now a 3-day non-smoker WOOT! As well a special thanks to Trawler for the motivational book to help stop the...
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    Which Re-Incarnated Being Are You?

    In my next life as MD aka Melonhead I will be returning as a human female For my given name I'm going to be a Goddess.
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    What's Your Sexual Battlecry?

    Re: FUCK ME ??? lol what do I know I'm in the same boat as you :p
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    Emergency Peeing!!!!

    Tall grass (for women of course) provides great coverage of all your areas by passing cars and for a bonus the grass kinda tickles ;)
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    Doubling up?

    Some prefer it, me I think it's big no no as the friction between the two latexes can cause them both to break. However I have come across a few clients where this has been an issue. For a simple solution just add a little drop of lubricant into the first condom (extra fun for the boy if it has...
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    Braille t-shirts

    Tom my good friend and blind neighbour thinks it's an amazing idea and can't wait for me to get one to model. I swear it must be a gene even blind men are perverted ;)
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    If I had a million dollars....

    If I had a million dollars I would buy boobies, beer and a new bike :D
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    Which Evil Criminal Are You?

    As am I :cool:
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    Oh nursey where are u?

    Re: And Melanie has a nurses outfit made of this stuff??? Actually it's not heavy at all, pretty much has the consistency of latex just most latex outfits you have to roll on and off wear as this stuff is little bit more versatile and easier to wear. It has all the same benefits as latex easy...
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    Oh nursey where are u?

    Re: Do it Goldenpig And of course only you would catch that :p
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    Oh nursey where are u?

    Re: Melanie Dawn, you sneeker ... Well for one you never asked. All these little outfits just gathering dust what's a girl to do?? A dress-up day sounds like a wonderful idea your going to have to float that one by the boss yourself though I just couldn't bring myself to take credit for that :D
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    Air Conditioning at Penthouse ;)

    LOL had to laugh, cause more then likely if I was on shift today I'd get my kicks outta putting on a window show ;) Fortunately Penthouse is already conditioned but the front of the building is getting a bit of a facelift. The two front rooms tend to let in just a little bit too much light for...
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    Trisha @ Penthouse

    We all need to start somewhere Sorry Joeblo for your experience but most of the perberts are correct. This girl is very young, very new, and inexperienced. It sucks but we all have to learn somewhere. She has many good things going for her though she is hot, she's smart and she's more then...
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    The Crappy Little Elf Name Generator

    Marehand Merryweather for my given name. For my sp name I'm Shetland Granitebottom.
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    Oh nursey where are u?

    Well I think I could help you out Golden I have a pvc nurse uniform complete with stockings, and all the other bells and whistles. If role-playing costumes are your thing I also have a naughty officer, go-go dancer and of course the ever popular school girl. Hope that helps, Mel
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