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    Miss Freyja, Fantasy and Fetish Facilitation! North Vancouver.

    Happy 2011! May this year be fruitfully full of hot sex, beautiful breasts, sexy ass, and dripping wet pussy. :p I am 5'10, blonde and blue. Call me Voluptuous or Amazonian, but I am no wallflower. I am starting the year off with new sexy outfits, tons of new toys, equipment, and 4 points...
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    Miss Freyja, Fantasy and Fetish Facilitation! North Vancouver.

    Happy 2011! May your year be fruitfully full of hot sex, hard members, beautiful breasts, sexy ass, and dripping wet pussy. :p I am 5'10, blonde and blue. Call me Voluptuous or Amazonian, but I am no wallflower. I am starting the year off with new sexy outfits, tons of new toys, equipment...
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    Ode to Garbage Men.

    I felt inspired by the other garbage/condom/flooding thread. I suppose the title should read 'Ode to Plumbers' also. And no, this thread is but a figment of your imagination...... Cuteangie, that's awful but really funny!!!
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    these are the drunken/stoned ramblings on one who ought to know better....

    OMG....your escapades never fail to amuse me. I bet you are feeling a little under the weather today! Call me:)-
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    Ode to Garbage Men.

    So, we women say we love our men in uniform! I don't know how much a hot unified uniform would proliferate the same feelings in us women if it was all stinky. Sorry you guys get the short end of the stick on those matters of lust. However, you boys are REALLY fast. I'm amazed at how quick of...
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    condoms flooding the washroom

    The only thing worse than an overflowing toilet is the STENCH that arises from a day-old-ish-cum-full-condom in your wastebasket. I have a plunger handy. My garbage truck comes once a week.....
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    Should the Dark Knight Stay?

    Stick around.....see what happens next! Don't go anywhere.
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    New Year's resolutions—still worth making?

    I agree wholeheartedly, and now must resolve to making tangible choices to influence such decisions. Mostly, one at a time. Those of us with instant gratification complexes must push against our comforts!
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    Have I dropped off the planet, or lived to tell of Alien Abduction....

    Punt, you are simply such good peeps that I even have a box in my livingroom with your name on it. You can thank Eddie for giving me the respondent answer of whom might be deserving of such a box. Doesn't mean I agree.... I suppose it's all in goodwill, but I still enjoy propogating and/or...
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    New Year's resolutions—still worth making?

    In 2011, I resolve to make no resolves, and actually make shit happen. PS: To anyone remotely interested.....I have 4 points in my ceiling, .....hoist may or may not follow.
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    This Needs to be Said, Thank You Fred Zed!

    I would like to reply, and take full responsibility for making any Mods cry. I feel honored to make anyone sniffle. Happy New Year, Fred, Mods, and Perbies!!!!!!!!
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    This Needs to be Said, Thank You Fred Zed!

    I agree that you can celebrate in a prosperous year. We want to see you succeed. And your humble response is sweet. Thanks, Fred!!! And. always, thanks to Mods.
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    Shrill reviews are the new advertising?

    New form of advertising?:D PS: Minus the 'r.'
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    You people make me sick

    Harmony rocks. Always a competent good point. I love you longtime. Note:* I just wanted to point out that pissedoffwife works with the acronym of POW. War? And you choose to fight, right? Prisoner of War? Don't tell me that you didn't recognize the significance. Girl....(girl?)......take...
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    Computer accessories?

    I've always jumped some years, in terms of my compatibility with men. Not that I can't appeal to younger taste-buds, just that I prefer to be aged wine....seeking a connaisseur. And, I do get better. I had wisdom when I was younger. I have even more now, and still a long way to go! PS: I'm 30...
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    Computer accessories?

    Ditto, Al. haha You might be older than me, but ditto on the teasing part, Al. :p
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