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    Langley - Aqua Wellness Spa

    Had a 4 hand massage there. Neither were aunties. I'm terrible with names but Yo Yo was cute, but massage was just light touching and very little english, the other was actually a decent massage (forget her name but is was odd as it was a Russian name for an asian girl.. Plenty of teasing with...
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    Mortgage rates

    I would be terrified buying a home now, in this area now. Just helped a client "budget" for their new home. Mortgage will be $1.4 million. Mortgage payment is totally insane IMO. On paper I could afford the payments too, but it would drive me bonkers knowing how much I am paying every day just...
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    Mortgage rates

    MIC's. there are a few local ( Vancouver) that lend on Vancouver & Toronto real estate, average loan value $80,000 and target TOTAL debt to equity approx 55%. Homeowner doesn't pay, they foreclose. The one I'm in has been doing really well since their inception in 1969 ( going from memory on...
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    Buying a used car

    As 80watts mentioned, consider leasing a Civic or Corolla even a Mazda 3. You get full warranty, you only pay for the car you use, you are guaranteed a residual value at the end, lease rates are often as cheap as financing a pre owned car, if you love it in 3 - years you can buy it out, you only...
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    SP's with strapons

    Reminds me of a comedian ( I think that's where I heard this), about him saying that pretty much every man must have a % interested in other guys to some degree. If in doubt as your homophobic buddy if he watches porn. If ( when) he says yes, tell him he must only watch girl on girl porn. He...
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    Mortgage rates

    Not totally mortgage rate related, but my comment on those huge houses. I've had this talk with friends too, and when you build these monster homes, unless you are looking to flip, your value is still in the dirt, not the house. SO if you plan on holding it for 20 years, very likely the person...
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    Best massages with teasing but without release?

    https://www.leolist.cc/services/therapeutic/metro-vancouver/delta_surrey_langley_superhands_chinese_meridian_massage-3724828
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    Best massages with teasing but without release?

    Implied as she leaves the room. "Take your time", "tissues are on the shelf" Also has a shower as needed Don't be jerking in front of her. I have never pushed for a HE, but others here have received one during the prostate massage
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    Best massages with teasing but without release?

    Jennifer ( Superhands Massage). You will leave rock hard, she's not shy about getting close. I would say she "accidentally or incidentally" touched Jr 100 times during the massage. She will leave you alone after so you can finish yourself. Your nuts will get massaged too, if you opt for the...
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    What are you missing in your sex life?

    Oral, giving & receiving. I was extremely luck to be invited to watch a couple have sex while I sat and watched. An amazing experience. Was also the first time I ever pleasured myself in front of someone. My O was intense and I managed a second one in very short time. I'm no spring chicken any...
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    The evil Bogeyman that is Climate Change

    Based on elevations where water plant & marine fossils are found, I would assume that the water levels were MUCH higher many many years ago. Take the New Mexico are that was underwater at some point in time. So all that water must have come from some place ( ice at the poles melting), and gone...
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    Professional Relaxing Massage 3999

    She is now working in Langley, 56th just off 200th. Street parking is okay around the corner. Like CMS I didn't have much of a physical attraction. As for services, it sounded like everything was on the menu as she asked what I wanted, when I said what is available she did say "what do you...
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    Osoyoos - Oliver 411?

    Looking for a good massage upon my arrival in Osoyoos next weekend. Does anyone know of someone or somewhere I can go. Without CL not as easy to search anymore. Legit or other is okay, will just need to refresh my back after 4 hours in the car. Thanks
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    Why are people in Vancouver complaining about rents and real estate prices?

    Even with the stress test, I am still baffled by how much the banks will lend someone. Yes, on paper, they can "afford" the mortgage, but not much else after that. Just factoring the basics, groceries, phone, insurance, utilities, a vehicle or transit, property taxes, there is not a lot left...
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    Iris Day Spa, not looking so promising...

    This place has been in the news for a while now. I had visited them for "regular" massages for a while as they were decent for the $40. Not sure if they ever registered my name or number, but now that the boys in blue are looking into allegations I wonder if they are digging into their data base...
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    Marchand WTF

    The NHL removed the "Gross Misconduct" penalty about 10 years ago. Not sure why the removed it. This is also BM's second offense of licking a player. BM - Bowel Movement. Wonder why he has issues.
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    Craigslist

    Good eye, you are correct, last ad seems to be May 3, and no personals.
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    Bush or no bush

    Neatly trimmed is fine, shaved below with a light bush( landing strip or V) is ideal, bare is good. Untrimmed and wild, not okay
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    Sedin's Retiring

    This was a good reason I quit watching the NHL. This was the worst reffing I ever saw, so slanted, it reminded me of the NBA of old, ( also why I quit watching that too). WWE on ice was, except only one team was partaking and one receiving. Thanks god I didn't go to Boston to watch games 3 & 4...
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    Funniest thing that ever happened to you at an incall?

    Was getting my regular massage one day, and the house was also being used as an air BnB and this particular day there must have been 10 younger ( 20s) people staying there. No problem, the massage room was off to the side. During the massage my therapist got a call, excused herself to take the...
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