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    I need some ideas to escape the ball and chain

    Everybody needs milk. The line up at walmart was an hour today ... it was busy ... And another line up at the till. And no, I'm not encouraging him, just answering the question because I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
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    Best Only Fans sites?

    Most only fans sites I've seen pale to free porn. A couple have had good BJ and fucking videos which is the only thing that will get me wound, but even then, in 10 seconds I can find something much better for free on pornhub, xnxx or chaturbate. One girl I've seen in and reviewed here...
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    What a Douche

    I think he might have seen his dick about 300 pounds ago.
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    Milking table

    But for the price of that, you could buy a massage table, a Dewalt XR drill, a 6" hole saw, enough padding and upholstery to redo the table, drill the hole, redo the table, hire five BBBJ CIM gals to visit you, and still have the table, the tools and a girl a week for a month, and escape the...
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    Why do some SPs only use email for bookings but then ask you to call a number later?

    Confucious say: "Pooner procuring pussy partake per pussy's process".
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    Choir practice turns fatal. Airborne coronavirus strongly suspected

    Well,hey did say it was a huggy place, and they are church folk after all, maybe there was an orgy.
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    Self-isolation/quarantine - what's your cum receptacle?

    I used to see a gorgeous young lady in Edmonton many years ago who made me do that after I licked her out. I loved it. She'd step on my cock gently with her bedroom stilettos (not the heel). She loved my tongue and I loved her snatch. We did a great threesome with another SP and I'll never...
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    Welcome to Hell

    Now, about those pony tails. I knew a girl in high school had one so long it would reach down her back, between her legs and likely up to her navel. I never had carnal knowledge, but I'm guessing she could do rope a dope with that thing on her privates. If she was willing for a Christmas Eve...
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    Welcome to Hell

    I thought this was about pony tails? On a related note, pigtails might make a girl look too much like Greta (I can't stand her), but can be fun for both if she yells, "pull my hair" in doggy. I don't fancy pony or pig tails as it is hard to run my fingers through her hair in a passionate make...
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    To Fight Virus, Trump Extends Social Distancing Guidelines For 30 More Days

    We've all woken up in an Alfred Hitchcock story, and none of us know how it will end, other than we will likely be out of money before it does.
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    Social Distancing Violence

    For sure. It's amazing though how so many people haven't a clue what 2m looks like, although it may not matter if Covid-19 can linger as an Aerosol.
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    Carleton prof creates plain-language guide for getting government aid

    Thanks for posting. Great initiative by the Prof. There is nothing worse than Government of Canada websites. They are the worst pieces of shit in IT. There's like 350,000 of them working for the federal government and it pisses me off that they can't do something like this right in Morneau's...
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    Amber 0853

    This is the funniest reply to a 411 I've ever read. Well done!
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    What are your greatest fears?

    Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go, Godzilla
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    Stay safe everyone

    I fear you are right. Whether the virus was engineered or a pure product of nature, I also suspect it has been siezed as a convenient opportunity by various forces that were already at work (UN, Saros, climate whacks, Trudeau, select media, etc.) to introduce a new world order that is going to...
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    COVID-19: World’s biggest condom producer warns of global shortage

    I guess if you stretch one over your head you can't catch it. (See what I did there?)
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    Speculation Tax for BC Residents

    Can you park an RV on it?
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    Choose one provider to sit out a quarantine

    I am answering Miss Hunter's question. There's a few who might, but I think Miss Keiko would, and she'd would want sex at least four times a day and each time it would be something new, and even kinkier than the last time. More importantly, she's good company.
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    Cam Providers?

    Unless you need to direct things or comment, chaturbate is free. Personally, I'm finding that xnxx.com has all sorts of free searchable video. Plug Filipina into the search he he. I looked at the ads here. $200/hh for virtual? Yikes. I saw one gal though with an $80/month package that I...
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    Speculation Tax for BC Residents

    If it's going up in value faster than the rate of tax, if you can cash flow the tax, it's a keeper. I'm sure you could find a developer who would front building you a revenue generating rental on it. Take the developer out with a mortgage pnce it's done. Just keep the build price under control...
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