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Just a tip, I don’t think I’ve seen a provider without being stoned in over 10 years. Get to place 20 mins before set time, burn one, drop 1/2 of a V pill and rinse down with hand cleaner. No one knows the difference. So at that point every provider listed or that you want to see is eligible.

You know those things you wash your golf balls with at a golf course? One of those…

CUNT! It’s a military hat and now we aren’t allowed to say it? Aussies throw the word cunt around like it’s going outta style, it’s even dope to call your best mate a good cunt.

I back in now almost always. It’s safer and I have fused vertebrae in my neck so less back and forth. Anyway, had to shake my head yesterday when doofus in his caddy suv left his 2 year old kid in the vehicle while running to go into a store. He came out to find me talking to the cops while...

Age is one thing, maturity is another and both are entirely subjective. I’ve been with 21 year olds that could suck start a Harley and 35 year olds that couldn’t find their asses with both hands and a map. You’re off to a good start here, perb reviews. Take your time, look at websites other...

My current girl FaceTiming my ex while my she was riding my dick. It’s complicated but the satisfaction from hearing my ex say “yea he’s an asshole but you’re right, he does have a great cock.”

You know how dogs kick their hind paws when you scratch a certain spot? That’s them saying “oh yea, that’s the spot”. She found your spot. Try having a prostate orgasm. That’ll ring your bell.

“…grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.” -Perb is a privately owned enterprise, they can run it how they want. I agree with some of what you say, especially the missing posts. But it’s not for me to change. “Courage to change the things I can.” - I avoid “The Lounge” like...

I would crawl through 10 miles of knee deep pig shit on my hands and knees to suck the cock of the last guy to fuck Kasia Bodurka (former weather girl on global news).

Nope, not buying it.

Legal subjects on Perb should be in the same category as medical issues. Clearly you are a person of means if you are bringing a sw along on a trip. Contact a lawyer and be sure. I would trust the Perb community for legal advice in the same way I would trust it regarding advice for my roids.

There are people that couldn’t get a dog to play with them if they tied a pork chop around their necks. Some of those people reside here. Moderators can be a pain in the ass in other forums, they are a necessity in a cesspool of this nature. Tommy boy gets a taste of Mary Jane’s coochie and next...

Oh fun! A survey! Finally something interesting in this thread! -Do you view yourself as superior to men who write reviews? No. -Do you view yourself as superior to men who dont pay for sex? No. -Do you view yourself as superior to other men in general? No. -If you answer yes to any of the...

An “unidentified” woman on the Megan Kelly show makes a claim that the site itself calls fake. So let me get this right? We are supposed to give credibility to an article from a moronic right wing person where it says it may be fake. Why do I visit the Lounge? Why do I spend time reading such...

I love when someone asks for something then criticizes what you give them then says “ha ha chill buddy”. I’m “chill”, you don’t like how I write? Don’t set yourself up to look like a stupid cheap ass.

You are setting yourself up for disappointing results here. You get what you pay for. You will get quality results from Ms. Beatrice, Ms. Hunter or Yuliya who are all in and about the same price range. Consider your ask here. You are asking for what is considered an “extra”, by a professional...

I feel the same way about that as I do about posts like this. Who cares?

You’re in luck! There’s a whole forum, just like this one. https://merb.cc/

With zero judgment, holy fuck that’s a new one on me.