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  1. Swolnmember

    Massage on Broadway

    Haha....thats funny...because I have driven by Dragon Spa every day for years and didn't even notice it...now I need to check it out. Any recommendations on the current sp's?
  2. Swolnmember

    Ella Smiles LL 5421

    Ok already. I took one for the team. $$$/hr. mid 20's. Girl next door looks. Cbj. Pics are accurate. Soft, smallish, natural boobs, maybe 32b's. 5'5" maybe. Fun, bubbly, sweet. Repeat? Not my type really, so no.
  3. Swolnmember

    Ella Smiles LL 5421

    Hey guys, I just wanted to let you all know. I saw her today. She is a sweetheart. Treat her well. Everything is accurate as posted in LL. A gent doesn't disclose what happens behind closed door. All I can say is that I am glad I saw her. 😂😂
  4. Swolnmember

    Any info on Payton Belle 7222?

    Ghosted me after we had set up a session back when she was "Payton." I won't give her a second chance unless I'm in the area. Gas is too expensive to drive for 45 mins to be ghosted when you arrive. She texted me some feeble excuse when I was 5 mins. from home again. Yeah no.
  5. Swolnmember

    Anyone has intel on Lucy 1164

    Still no intel? You are a sorry lot. I need 10 more bags of cans from my gleaning to give it to you str8. Bend over local guy, seems you need a reaming.
  6. Swolnmember

    Anyone has intel on Lucy 1164

    We do? Let's hear it then.
  7. Swolnmember

    Anyone has intel on Lucy 1164

    I like how the wood runs between the marble, I would have run with a mahogany. There's nothing I wouldn't do to be lying on that floor with "Lucy" like that though. Still no feedback on Lucy? Someone TOFFT.
  8. Swolnmember

    Ads with photos that are NOT, or may not, be the SP

    Could not find any info on Sasha so decided to TOFTT. If this is her, these pics are from many years ago. She is short, chubbier, and stevestonish...if you get my meaning. Although she didn't have nowhere near the tight body or the tattoo, she was genuine and was easy to talk to. Not what I was...
  9. Swolnmember

    Lexie Lane

    Yeah I can confirm what you wrote. Great pics, looks hot, I like it when the SP's pics are confirmed by LL. I might have to break open my piggy bank and take one for the team. 😁
  10. Swolnmember

    Beware - Vancouver Pan Pacific hotel!!!

    I am so into reading about scams and appreciative for perb and the forums. I was once very gullible myself...believing everything I heard, sending e-transfers, ending up on floors of buildings with no condos, etc. I even had a SP come to my place and we went straight into the bedroom...I gave...
  11. Swolnmember

    If You Won the Lottery, Would You Tell Anyone?

    I'd have a professional theatrical artist change my appearance...fake beard, mustache, long blonde hair...maybe even warts/veins on my nose, fake ears, rubber face...with a plane ticket and passport in my pocket and then pick up the novelty cheque, head for the washroom and lose the...
  12. Swolnmember

    How do you guys last longer?

    I have the opposite problem and don't have any advice. I'd give my right nut to be able to pop within the hour. Definitely msog is the way to go and just enjoy your time "dining at the "Y" until you are ready to go again.
  13. Swolnmember

    Ann - Korean mixed Dutch 0701

    There is a certain address starting with 6638 in Bby in which I have noticed the SP does not match the pics in the LL ad. Its a typical bait and switch operation where they advertise "similar" looking pics to "bait" you and although the SP does look similar, is usually of Asian decent and older...
  14. Swolnmember

    Burnt out. Need a change.

    You sound like you would be perfect to offer rickshaw services from Vancouver to Whistler...
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    Not sure what to make of a first bad experience

    I like how you call it a hobby....hahaha....6 in 6 years...is that hobby worthy? Which really brings up the question...Is this a hobby? a lifestyle? an addiction? Definitely an addiction in my case....😈😈
  16. Swolnmember

    Richmond - PDC No More?

    Not sure but I may have been there last week. If it was the same place, it might be on a short term rental.
  17. Swolnmember

    Vitaliya 3371 Burnaby

    Bait and switch. I saw her and although similar in appearance her "asian" ukrainian showed through. :p I was thinking with the wrong head and went for it anyways.
  18. Swolnmember

    Masks and Sex

    OUCH...that's gotta hurt....
  19. Swolnmember

    Anyone remember ICQ?

    It was so cool to see someone backtrack to fix their cybersex errors.
  20. Swolnmember

    What's so bad about using texting apps with SP's? What am I missing?

    Text apps show location as somewhere not in the lower mainland. By informing you of my location in the lower mainland gives me "some" credibility. Maybe enough to at least get a reply. Thats what I meant in questioning. We are talking about discretion and safety. There are absolutely no...
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