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    Do SP's pay taxes?

    girls taxation ... Wow - this thread seems to be much more about our prurient interest in money (seems to outweigh the interest in sex - a measure of the Canadian psyche / thrust?). The deafening silence from most of our dear SP's would indicate to me that you originatiors (of this thread)...
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    Pam Anderson's January 2007 Playboy

    It's the environment, stupid! Hmmmmmmm - thanks for this - I think? Replacement or no - all that (remaining) silicone could pose an environmental hazard, is all I'm thinkin'.
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    Review - Dana Delight

    Saw this girl last week - she lives up to her namesake - a real delight. You can find her contacts on http://escorts-canada.com. Dana has an incall - beltline neighbourhood - that I was welcomed to (OK - I had been '"pre-screened" on a previous date). So - you already know the answer - would...
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    Jodie visits Edmonton!!

    Lucky Edmonton !!! ... ... or more to the point - Edmontonians. To use an overworked phrase - "treat Jodie well" - and you'll be rewarded!
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    Why do we poon?

    A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year. "The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last...
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    Saturday Night @ The VSO

    What's the problem, Maury ??? $4 weekend evg rate at Pacific Ctr, loads of spaces avail, 1 block walk .......
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    Anna Nicole Smith - this just in ...

    Well, is she one smart chick or what? The US Supreme court gave a final ruling today - in her favour (or should that be favor?). She gets to keep the $ 90 million estate that her deceased hubby's family won in a lower court ruling. Pretty good return on a 14 month marriage to a 90-something...
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    Check out my breasts (well, not MINE ;-)

    What could be serious for the girls - but fun for the boys? checkout ...... www.checkoutmybreasts.com
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    How to be sure you've found the perfect ass ...

    I'm serious! (but note who paid for the study - at the "bottom" of the article) ;) Research for posteriors' sake - Psychologist devises formula for perfect bottom - Misty Harris, CanWest News Service - Published: Tuesday, April 18 A British researcher has published two scientific formulas for...
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    you always wanted to know this: Shoe Size - Penis Size conversion table

    10 per cent I'm 10 per cent greater - can't complain, can I? Nor can my girl friends, I trust ???
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    Brokeback Forum

    In Respect? of Brokeback ...... A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush.....you have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc...
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    Prostitution - !!!

    Hi Boys and Girls - National Post has been running articles and letters, partly to educate their readers about the "hobby". Some of you will find this letter of interest ...... National Post - Published: Saturday, March 18, 2006 Re: Legalize Prostitution, editorial, March 4. I can...
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    Should I buy Quick Tax??

    U-file ... I'm with Zoe and AzCanuck - U-file is better and cheaper - as painless as tax prep could ever be!
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    Help with Reviews - BOOBS

    In alphabetical order ... just a couple: - Bazookas - Maguppies (dating myself)
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    #11 is for HiTrack !!!

    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal...
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    Vic2Van - Elise - gone from web site

    If you're desperate ... ... you might want to schedule a trip over the Straight. Elise in Vancouver is Dana - at Seductions Unlimited - in Victoria. Photo is still up!
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    Windows Messenger - WTF ???

    Happy New Year to all. Would really appreciate it if one of you tech-savvy perberts could PM me for a consult re scary shit (compromising my discretion) that Windows Messenger is "doing" to me - well, to my computer, actually. THANKS (in advance) ...............
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    SP in Vegas ??

    OK Buddy, here you go (you owe me BTW!) $500 …… A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The...
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    R.I.P. - Mike Hawk

    Oh Yeah? So - this is PERB, right? That means we have to have a dissenting opinion (MH wouldn't have it any other way, now would he?). I for one am GLAD he's gone. A slagger at the drop of a hat, in the most gratuitous way (check the word out in a good dictionary, Mike - like other words...
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    Happy Birthday mmMegan!!

    Hey Mmmegan (or is that Synn) My very best birthday wishes!!! Looking forward to your next visit to Lotus Land ..................................
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