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  1. laurel love

    An ASSet like this is wonderful to bump into...come feel the curve!

    Hello Gents, Do you get hard at the sight of a nice round derriere and a small firm waist? How about small, firm breasts, with very pointy nipples, in a sweet dusty rose colour? Or, long well shaped legs that are strong enough to squeeze until you are red in the face? I am a mature blond fox...
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    Laurel Lovegood in Vancouver this weekend: pre-booking now....

    Hello again, It is time for another city adventure. I really enjoyed my last weekend in Vancouver, and, thought "Hey, maybe someone would like more than a chocolate bunny for Easter!" I can melt in your mouth, and, you can melt in mine! This smooth and creamy blond likes to melt slowly...
  3. laurel love

    ...the breakfast buffet...mmmmmmm

    MMMMM.......I just wanted a croissant and a good cup of tea; that is what I said as I walked into the hotel restaurant this morning. But, there it was: "The Breakfast Buffet" (musical notes to follow) And it was sooooo nice! So, I thought, “Hey, I will just put sensible things on my plate...
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    ****Sweet Honey blond with a creamy center***Laurel is in Vancouver!

    A mature cougar is prowling around Vancouver this weekend and I have some time this evening before 9pm... I am a hungry cat and I need to slake (yes slake, cool word eh?) my lust... I am a pretty, and shapely gal, but, seeing is believing. Whether you are interested in a passionate quicky, or...
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    ------------A Smooth and Creamy Blond in Van for 2 nights only_________________

    Luscious Laurel Lovegood is coming in to Vancouver Friday evening and all day and evening Saturday. I am looking forward to 'knowing' the sweet gents with whom I have had the pleasure of many thoughtful pms. For those of you with whom I haven't yet had the pleasure of an introductory pm: I...
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    The scent of a pussy

    I was surfing around the net with question: Where is the scent of a pussy produced? Which glands are responsible etc? I have always had the same flowery, creamy scent until recently and I was puzzled as to what had happened. The doctor ruled out STDS and other things, but, I was on drugs...
  7. laurel love

    Sweet blond with a creamy center, pairs well with senior gent with time to kill

    Are you finding you have a little ache, a hungry yearning, which cannot be satisfied by voyeurism? Would you like a hands on experience with a saucy and sweet, pretty blond? I understand what going through a 'dry spell' is all about and I have a few tricks up my sleeve just for you! This kind...
  8. laurel love

    7 things we say when assembling Ikea furniture (and faucets)

    This week I have been replacing my vintage sink and faucet. I chose Ikea because they have cool looking sinks. They don't supply the adapter so it can hook up to our water outlets and the water lines don't actually fit the threads on the faucet the were included with. I have to go back to the...
  9. laurel love

    An old fashioned cure

    ]I have been fighting a cold for weeks and then this week it turned into a big flu with headache and fever and really bad congestion and all that. so a really dear friend drove around and brought me a bottle of whiskey and two liters of milk and made me a hot toddy. This was yesterday around...
  10. laurel love

    Risky business

    I bumped into this information and thought I'd share. I have read some of these facts about HPV before, but, the throat cancer and the spreading through kissing and sharing water is a new one, for me anyway. I wonder if the higher risk at ages 60-70 is a reflection of a lowered immune system...
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    Thought provoking facts

    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance...
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    Question from a computer illiterate blond

    OK, that is better than dumb blond eh? So, when I do a 'capture print' where do the pictures go? Ya know, I am viewing a video and I want a still picture of a particular scene so I press control PrtSc and the little square thing shows around my play button for a couple of secs and...
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