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Incorrigible! The two of you! I had to laugh about the leather-new truck association. I could see it myself, if I wasn`t feeling so associative with leather and sex. I love the trucks. I would drive a truck if I needed it in my life. A sexy, high-sitting, loud Peaches music blaring, hot...

(Sidenote: I am NOT a Doctor. I can BE a Doctor, but I am NOT a Doctor. My advice is not to be taken without consulting your Physician.) Really! It is only painful if there is a stricture in the urethra, which can be an indicator of having gonorrhea at some point in your life. Or, it would be...

Hee hee...Hubbs is in twouble!!!!

LMAO....that`s what I meant.

Very dangerous, though. Breath-play is always risky business.

I`ve yet to tour to Winnipeg, but I really enjoy combining KINK and GFE. I may tour there soon with Vanessa Kelly, also.!

I am available this evening with pre-booking this afternoon. I am available thurs, fri, sat, sun, and into next week. Boink boink! Until then...

LMAO....did I really write traditional? I meant the lovely ladies that are strictly GFE, or don`t have the equipment, hardware, leather, etc in their playroom. No disrespect, ladies!!!!! PS: I am available this evening with pre-booking, and over the weekend.

Or a really good orgasm.....

Bwa ha ha!

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This is terribly amusing! I love the title, Miss Bijou! haha I read about one serial killer that inserted more than 30 sewing needles into his groin, that were found upon autopsy. Supposedly, he short-circuited the electric chair. Albert Fish, I believe? Yes, and it is not painful at all...

Ball squishing? I just got a fun squisher board thingie.

MOTHERF*****! I wish I could change the handle, but methinks it easier to accept than bitch. I will suffer in quiet dignity and silent resolution that upon meeting, I might go straight for the nuts. KIDDING!!!!! I've been kicking boys in the nuts for over 20 years. That's my new...

I look forward to new memories with people already familiar and comfortable with me, and also new experiences for those yet to meet me. I'm a smart, non-pretentious, self-aware, accepting, kind, loving, and trustworthy person. My outer shell is kinda pretty too, though outer beauty is always...

I look forward to new memories with people already familiar and comfortable with me, and also new experiences for those yet to meet me. I'm a smart, non-pretentious, self-aware, accepting, kind, loving, and trustworthy person. My outer shell is kinda pretty too, though outer beauty is always...

The hamster in a wheel.....a busy mind, essentially. I do kinda have my own language, or so I try. Proper grammar reminds me of my horrid first-semester English prof. I used to purposely argue with her, cuz I had actually read the literature, and didn't agree with her synopsis.

You best be making your way to it! It's top-secret, but next to the seabus(east). Parking is the shits. I would love to host in north van, but then people start bitching about bridges........

Bad Santa, I would like to apply for Head Mistress of the Elves. Doesn't mean that I will ever boss you around, but also doesn't mean I can't or won't. Santa is head cheese, not the Mistress behind the scenes. Sorry about the diversion and hijack. (hamster in it's wheel analogy. mental...

Likewise, but backwards. The social Network is interesting from the point of view of watching a Bill Gates rise to fortune. Clever mind, but he was completely depicted as socially inept, even as a sociopath. I will have to check out the King's Speech. I am not familiar at all. Requires a...