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Carli Kloss (spelling?) is a model who's created a nonprofit foundation that runs camp programs to teach young women & girls to code! You're right in another way...the number of young women right here on PERB who show off not only their amazing figures in lingerie in their advertising, but also...

Available tonight after 7 until late, with notice!

"easy! Just don't lead 'em as much!"

Omg omg I was THIS CLOSE to including this quote... Coincidentally enough both screenplays were written by the same author, William Goldman! I have a PASSION for mid to late 20th Century movies: John Wayne, James Stewart, Clint, and of course...Paul, Robert, & Steve. James Garner too. Classic...

Love this movie!

Hi guys! I would love to see you in South Surrey this week, and now that MY head has stopped spinning, why don't we see if I can make YOURS spin a little, hmmm??

Monday night with a long time lover things got so wild, I fell out of bed & hit my head! :LOL: :LOL: So I am giving myself another day off to let the concussion symptoms subside...but that doesn't mean you can't plan ahead! I absolutely love the gentleman who can plan & book ahead in order to...

When I stayed at the Sandman on Riverside. I had no problem having guests meet me just outside where the smoking area is & just have my friends follow me in!

The PERBerts Have Spoken...Your Favourite Older Woman! And I couldn't be more thrilled to hear it! I'm delighted to hear that so many fine fellas think so highly of me, that I'm going to give you all a break! Until the end of November when I celebrate my birthday by raising my Vancouver...

Might I suggest the bodacious & exotic Emele Devine?

What sort of deviance could we get up to today/tonight? For those that miss some of Vancouver's legendary kinky curvy mature sensual sluts? Come see why I have been compared to some of the best!

I have never had an issue with a hotel except once: I was on my way to Nanaimo & got an inquiry that said "Hi Erica I read on PERB that you will be in Nanaimo this weekend! Can I ask where you will be offering in call when you get here?" I respond with "I am staying at the 'XYZ hotel' on '123...

Hello Lovers! Your favourite cute & curvaceous mature provider is at home in South Surrey again today! Wanna start the weekend with a bang? Call me or text me at 778-580-8705, or email me at akaephoenix@gmail.com! Hoping to have a new website & new pictures up for you soon, but for now you can...

Come catch a curvy cougar!

You are most welcome! I am a reader...I usually read my favourite novels at least once a year...And I think I loaned out YET ANOTHER copy of "American Gods" to someone that no longer speaks to me...ahh well. Maybe my mom will find me another copy. Last time I was home, she told me she's seen...

Coal Harbour tomorrow 9 am -11 am & 3 pm to 7pm! Out calls available too...let's book a classy hotel & do some really raunchy things! If you've been bemoaning the lack of a thick mature PSE provider, come see what I really mean when I say I only look like a lady. Book now to avoid both of us...

Tattoos? Hair colour/style? Distinguishing features? Accent? Bodytype? This is Vancouver: yoga pics in and of themselves aren't particularly definitive! Good luck!

Woke up today & decided that I felt like staying home & snuggling up with the cat...wanna join us?

Yup. "Expecially" & "irregardless" are like nails on a chalkboard every time.

This is one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE Neil Gaiman novels, written in conjunction with the late great Terry Pratchett. If you are a Duscworld fan? A Monty Python fan? You'll love it. It is as though the Book of Revelations were written by the Pythons, in fact. As an added bonus, it features as one...