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    Minimum age

    I had a very young man contact me recently to ask if I would take his virginity. He told me he was 16. I told him to call back in 4 years. For me, 25 is where I feel comfortable drawing the line, but I have made a few exceptions to that rule over the past 5 years for younger men. It's a matter...
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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    Don't miss out! Take advantage of the advance booking specials & let's make some memories!
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    Important change to the rules!

    Bravo! As it should be.
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    "sorry im late i was masturbating"

    A woman walked into a tattoo appointment & she told the artist she wanted a realistic rendition of a turkey dinner on her right inner thigh, and a realistic rendition of a baked ham on her left inner thigh. The artist agreed, but he asked the woman the reason for her request. She replied, "My...
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    "sorry im late i was masturbating"

    Actually, it has nothing to do with sexwork. I'd suggest it has more to do with her sense of humour than anything else. I like her already. It's a quote from the movie "The Invention of Lying" by Ricky Gervais. The entire premise of the movie is that no one in the history of humanity has ever...
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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    But I won't! Hello lovers! In case you hadn't heard, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cougar Call Girl has relocated to Vancouver Island! Never fear though: I'm not planning to retire any time soon, & I can't stay away from the bright lights of the big city for long. Some of the brightest can be...
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    What is Your Cultural and National Heritage?

    There are a lot of traits that may show up, like "Viking disease"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dupuytren%27s_contracture that signify Scandinavian heritage even if your family tree doesn't show any! Finding out my dad had it (it was interfering with his golf grip!) was my first indication of...
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    Couple Advice?

    I don't think any of your questions are stupid, and I think it's great that you can be open with your friend. I also commend you for seeking out a pro rather than trying to pick up a bar star. Having been down that route a long time ago in civvie life, it never works well... As for...
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    Twentienth Century FoXXX: AKA Erica Phoenix

    Not so much a rebrand as a reinvigoration of a brand...because there's no one else quite like me! I am no Baby Boomer, but neither am I a Millenial: I'm Erica Phoenix, a Twentieth Century Fox! I'm a woman who came of age in the 80s, & in some ways I've never left it. I prefer to stick with...
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    What is Your Cultural and National Heritage?

    I would say that I'm Caucasian: my ethnic background is Irish/Scots/Scandinavian, but my cultural identity would be western Canadian. I was raised on CBC: not just Sesame Street & Mr Rogers, but Both of my parents were born here. Three of my four grandparents were born in Canada, and at least 3...
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    SP Recommendations

    Thanks for the mention doll!
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    VPD vice posting underage SP ads on escort sites/social media confirmed

    The moniker "jailbait" is just so appropriate here.
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    VPD vice posting underage SP ads on escort sites/social media confirmed

    They absolutely were on Leolist, & this is the review board they were monitoring. As I just posted on Twitter, this is how stings OUGHT to work regarding sex work in Canada. Clamp down on those who are looking to exploit minors or trafficked individuals.
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    VPD vice posting underage SP ads on escort sites/social media confirmed

    47 arrested & 7 charged so far I think.
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    Your Over 50 Favourite! In Langley Monday Jan 21-Thurs Jan 24

    Not much time left to catch me this trip...don't moan about missing me! Come & make me moan instead!
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    Your Over 50 Favourite! In Langley Monday Jan 21-Thurs Jan 24

    Today is $149 day! Come spend a half hour in the company of PERB's fun fat over 50 favourite!
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    Thoughts on sleeping with married women

    I have slept with a few married women...
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    Are Duo's worth it in Nanaimo or at all?

    I would say what makes it worth it is compatibility sensuality & professionalism. I have thoroughly enjoyed ALMOST every duo I have ever done because I have been lucky enough to have some wonderful partners.
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    Your Over 50 Favourite! In Langley Monday Jan 21-Thurs Jan 24

    So excited to see some returning friends & make some new ones!
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