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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    We arrive at noon gents: I have availability after 6 pm this evening, after 7 tomorrow, & all day Sunday. Please text me for the fastest reply!
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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    It's Almost Time, Vancouver! Hold the presses folks!!! I have a VERY exciting duo partner joining me this weekend!! Starla Rayne & Erica Phoenix! Can you handle TWO kinky redheads? (Wanna find out???) Talk about opposites attracting. Starla is a fit/athletic vegan; I, clearly, am not...
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    Perb's over 50 favourite has come to nanaimo!

    Hello lovers!!! My only playday in Nanaimo this week is TODAY! Life is short: don't miss out on the good stuff I would love it if you would come & join my beautiful friend Lady Vanessa & I at her acclaimed waterfront location. What have you got to lose, except that frown on your face & that...
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    What are you bragging about this week?

    Ahhhh but you see, I was on my way down the Malahat yesterday afternoon! I did my shoe shopping in Victoria, which gives me something ELSE to brag about! I bought 2 pairs of NEW SHOES yesterday for under $60! So I celebrated with some new lingerie!
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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    Wow! Thanks for all the enthusiasm fellas! My time is booking up quickly, but I can certainly squeeze in one or two more extra special guests!!
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    shower rant

    Works for me..
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    I lost my dream apartment because of my job

    That licks sweaty asscrack, for serial!! I am sure you'll be fine, & have lots of support, but remember: serenity, acceptance, & courage! No apartment, no matter how dreamy, is worth throwing your hard won sobriety over...
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    shower rant

    Uh huh...cuz a real cowgirl can handle a stick. And a cowboy. Or two.
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    shower rant

    I like being in the middle best anyway!
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    What are you bragging about this week?

    I bought BRAND NEW TIRES for my Big Green Beast & wow...it drives like a brand new truck!! Better yet: it only cost me $870 ALL IN...taxes, installed, balanced, etc! My budget was $1200...so I'm going shoe shopping!
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    Waterbed

    I've heard they're making a comeback...
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    **YOU** May Have Missed the Boat...

    Mine arrives Friday! Hello lovers! I am breezing into town Friday at noon to see a VIP Guest, so I added a day to either side of my trip for the benefit of all the rest of you! I can entertain at one of Vancouver's premier hotels & EVERY appointment can include hot soapy shower for two first...
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    Perb's over 50 favourite has come to nanaimo!

    After 4 PM today until late...come see what the fuss is all about!
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    Perb's over 50 favourite has come to nanaimo!

    As legit as it gets...come get some!
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    shower rant

    Do you let them know ahead of time you want that or do you you speing it last minute? There is only so much one can do to avoid that issue when you wait until you arrive to ask about DATO or Greek...
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    What are you bragging about this week?

    This is worth bragging about for sure!
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    Perb's over 50 favourite has come to nanaimo!

    HELLO LOVERS! Back in Nanaimo to play the grey away! Our gracious Miss Lady Vanessa's lovenest is where I'm hangin' my sexiest heels these days, & if we ask her really nicely, we might even persuade her to join us! Would you like that? I know I would! Maybe instead of chocolate covered ginger...
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    Ever felt sad about losing a regular girl?

    Right there with you, Ms Dawson.
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    Stassie K

    Are we as sex workers not supposed to have relationships or families? Weird...
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    Help me pick my next roleplay

    I can't pay my ad fees for another 12 hours, but I promise if you don't delete my ad, I'll be so good to you baby..
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