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I have extended my stay overnight! That means you still have time to treat yourself to the Oral Only Experience for the next 23 hours or so!!! If you have the time, why not come stay awhile? There's wine, there's weed, there is a wet wanton woman! Offering great rates for longer in call dates...

You are correct. It is considered "rape by deception" & in some jurisdictions there have been successful prosecutions resulting in jail time. Unfortunately, if the Burnaby RCMP are not willing to pursue, there isn't much that can be done, legally speaking. I'm just happy that Katey is being...

Your Flirty Filthy Over 50 Favourite Returns! Seems that SOMEONE has been missing what I've got, so I will be returning to LANGLEY for the weekend. I arrive this afternoon & plan to stay until Saturday morning, unless someone wants to persuade me to stay longer! My availability will be limited...

LOL yes Stella looks wonderful but I am looking for someone that can legitimately provide an Asian style deep tissue & therapeutic massage to help with the neck/shoulder issues that arise from too much doggy & not enough cowgirl!!!

Exactly. Oepidus kills his own father to marry his mother. However, the tragedy of the play is that the entire reason Oedipus is abandoned to the elements is the prophecy that foretells the murder and the marriage. When he returns to Thebes, he has no idea he is the king's son. When all is...

Developmental psych would argue that, as do all males, you experienced an Oedipal phase where your mother represented all that was perfection in womanhood. All females go through an "Electra" phase too where Daddy is the ultimate Male. Some of us enjoy playing out the psychodrama from.time to...

I looked at a cordless rechargeable vibrator yesterday that has some impressive features but weighs less than a pound, & is maybe a quarter of the size of a Magic Wand. So while it does not double as a club in case a recalcitrant needs to be dissuaded from trying something stupid, but it is...

Hello lovers! Available at home with notice until 5 pm every day this week: available after 7 pm with notice at Lady Vanessa's lovely spot. Come see me at your leisure & see for yourself what I do best!

Let's Get Reaquainted: By Request Only Hello Vancouver Lovers! Until cruise ship season ends, I'm going to be available in Vancouver by request only: as much as I enjoy my trips to the city, economics decrees that my visits be profitable, & not just slutty vacations to lovely hotels! :laugh...

That's awesome! A reverse massage appointment starts at $230/hr! :wink:

And sometimes a cigar is just a smoke ..shit happens. While I was on tour in Calgary, I had a client encounter difficulties with the buzzer because he COULD NOT grasp the "Please wait until the computer voice says PLEASE ENTER: don't pull on the door handles!" instructions. On my way down to...

Planning a return engagement in Calgary MAY 14-18!

Who feels like sinning on a Sunday? Come confess all your naughtiest secrets & fantasies! I'm not a Catholic girl, but I discovered all my favourite vices at Catholic School!

What I really need is some deep tissue work on my neck & shoulders, as well as lymphatic drainage. It's easy to find great inexpensive Chinese massage places on the mainland, but I don't go there much anymore! I'm looking for something close to home, so that I can keep myself in tiptop shape*...

Well Calgary; you sure know how to show a bad woman a good time! I am back on Vancouver Island now, but I promise to be back soon!

No happy ending requiredthanks, but I would love a recommendation for a really great Chinese or Thai massage place! Not interested in an RMT as I find that the Asian style massage is better for my needs! If it has a nice steam shower, it would be a bonus. Thanks in advance!

LOL well you can always come see me at my home. Edited to ad: I still only smoke the wacky tobaccy though...

Who's ready for some delicious debauchery? Welcoming all returning guests & more than happy to meet lovely new people that make polite respectful inquiries!

I stopped shaving my bush because a severely infected ingrown hair on the back of my arm almost killed me. I got anxious & panicky every time I got one. It's also why I stubbornly refuse to shave my legs more than once a day! It just wasn't worth it to me. Periodically, I trim, but I would never...

Whereas I have no issue with it at all, because I have no kids/stepkids/means of having kids...but even if I did, I wouldn't fuck THEM! It's a fantasy roleplay.