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    "I'm Ready for My Closeup!

    I always feel pretty in purple...This is what over 40 looks like!
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    Monday Morning: A Fresh Face & a Bare Bum!

    For those who prefer a selfie to a studio pic...Here I am, fresh faced first thing for a Monday morning...
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    Your Favourite Sweet Mature Treat!

    Hello, my darlings! I am delighted to be able to offer you the chance to come see a lady in comfort & luxury in downtown Vancouver, in Central Surrey, & now in White Rock! I have three lush & lavish locations in which I can host, gentlemen! While I prefer to split my time between White Rock &...
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    Rip rafe mair

    Politics aside, I remember Rafe Mair as a talk radio personality on CKNW, which was usually on in the car, or in my ex-mother-in-law's kitchen! A voice on the soundtrack of my youth.
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    Professor Phoenix Presents...

    The Phoenix Academy of the Seductive & Erotic Arts Join me for an adventure not to be missed, & not for the limited of imagination! Extraordinary duos are now available with some of the city's most beautiful & alluring women, including myself of course! For the next 4 weeks, I will be...
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    Pretty Priya's Next Lesson with Professor Phoenix

    Once upon a dreary February day, an adventurous young provider in Nanaimo made a post about how she wanted to improve her skills at eating pussy. Like the dedicated teacher I used to be, I volunteered my time & my juicy honeypot, as well as my talented tongue. The rest is history...a highlight...
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    Duos for Deviants: Erica & Elsi TOMORROW

    At last, I have found my ideal duo partner; a tall, dark, curvy, kinky kitten for this cougar to tame...I've said it before & I will say it again: I only LOOK like a lady. And Elsi Dawson? She is a filthy slut who needs to be taken firmly in hand! Yours, or mine, or both...We play nicely...
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    A Beautiful New Location, An Acclaimed Mature Provider: Ms Erica Phoenix!

    That's right boys: I have got a beautiful new playplace downtown, & I can't wait to share it with all of my lovers, fans & admirers! I'll have some new photos soon to showcase what a gorgeous sensual oasis can be created between lovers. From an early morning tryst with coffee & pastries to a...
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    Food For Thought: Coach Lulay?

    Occurred to me, watching Lulay on the bench with his tablet. Once Jennings is secure in his role & there's a secure back up in place, Coach Brillo goes back to the GM's office & Lulay steps in as the next great CFL player-to-coach story? If Kent Austin, Henry Burris, Mike Clemens, Mike Reilly...
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    Whirlwind Trip....Very LIMITED AVAILABILITY!

    Want a taste of this? I will be on the Island tomorrow for a quick visit with family & friends...wanna be my friend? Lady Vanessa is my friend...would you like a little chocolate covered ginger? Call or text!
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    Coming Soon! A Brand New Incall!

    Available August 1: a beautiful brand new & fully stocked in call conveniently located downtown! Looking for one or possibly two responsible, established & mature providers with untarnished reputations! Amazing views, beautifully furnished, with absolutely no room or tolerance for drama. You...
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    Delightfully Deviant Duos DOWNTOWN All Week Long!

    Did that get your blood flowing? This week, I am teaming up with two of Vancouver's hottest providers, both of whom offer a distinct contrast to my thick luscious curves & mature beauty. HE is a hung muscular blond: we can fulfill your cuckold fantasies, your best friend's mom fantasies, &...
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    By Popular Demand!

    You asked for it, you got it! Your Favourite Cougar Call Girl will return to beautiful Vancouver Island next week! I will be available for booked engagements in a lovely setting in downtown Victoria on May 28th & Monday May 29th, bringing my favourite heels, sexy lingerie & things that go...
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    By Popular Demand Nanaimo!

    You asked for it, you got it! Your Favourite Cougar Call Girl will return to beautiful Vancouver Island next week! I will be available for booked engagements in a lovely setting in downtown Victoria on May 28th & Monday May 29th, bringing my favourite heels, sexy lingerie & things that go...
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    Catch Me Downtown or Miss Me Til Next Time!

    I'm going to be downtown tomorrow afternoon and evening gentlemen, so eat your Wheaties, take your vitamins & prepare for the ride of your life! I'm not a tiny little crotch rocket sports bike, nor am I your wife's SUV... I'm like a classic 70s muscle car: lotta power in that phat back...
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    Two Twenty Tuesday!

    That's right. Catch me at home today for a really great rate! $220/hr for the WOMAN YOU'LL NEVER FORGET EXPERIENCE! Please quote this ad to receive this rate & to inquire about availability & restrictions.I look forward to riding you like a rented mule...I mean, making your discreet acquaintance!
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    Since You Asked So Nicely, Nanaimo....May 9-12

    I'll be back soon! Yes, your favourite Cougar Call Girl is returning to Nanaimo next week! If you missed me last time, now is your chance...I will be entertaining in comfortable luxury near the waterfront. I would love to reunite with former guests & I welcome those who haven't yet taken the...
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    Tuesday's A Treat!

    Tomorrow I will be downtown & available for company as early as 10 AM tomorrow! I will be entertaining in funky elegance at the edge of the West End, and I've got a special treat for you! The Oral Only Offer will be available for PERB members only at a discounted rate of $130. That's right...
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    Hello Coach...

    Peyton Alexander gets her wish, & the Canuck hire Travis Green! Discuss.. edited: it seems I hallucinated the conversation where she told me he was her pick! Now back to the discussion...
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    Let Ms Erica Make YOUR Monday!

    You've heard the stories: Come meet the legend that inspired them! My Sunday plans fell through, so I'm going to offer the Oral Only Meet & Greet starting tomorrow at 9:30! You can enjoy 30 minutes of what I do best with my mouth. We can enjoy a little chat, maybe a glass of bubbles, & then I...
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