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This is an actual product you can buy - a bicycle seat with built-in vibrator. Makes a great Valentines Day gift.

Don't worry, he won't use the really big H-bombs. Just a few teeny-weeny tactical nukes. With luck, the effects will not be felt outside of Iran's borders. ;)

Assless chaps?

I walked in 45 minutes before closing time. Taking into account my shower time before and after the massage, the actual time on the table was about 30 minutes. Maybe she was only charging me the half hour rate? Also, I’m an old geezer and I dress low-class. Maybe they didn’t bother to try to...

NASA is at it again, faking another moon mission. There not foolin’ me - it’s all movie sets and AI generated content. And a manned moon base? Give me a break. Dagnabbit, wheres my tinfoil hat?

Yes, the $130 included the room fee. In my past experience visiting AMPs, the most common procedure is to pay the room fee (usually $80/hour) at the front desk. Once inside the massage room, you negotiate and pay the girl separately for the “extras” that you want. In my case, I was taken...

Last weekend, I went to Canna Massage for the first time. I went in the front door and was greeted by a petite Asian woman with dyed blonde hair. I asked for a 45 minute massage. She told me LaLa was available and took me to a massage room. In the massage room LaLa told me it was $180 for full...

How about a third option - CIA (Cum in Ass). :D

In hindsight, I guess I’m lucky that she ghosted me.

Wow. I tried to see her tonight and the exact same thing happened to me. Earlier in the evening we had agreed on 10 pm, and she texted “hsc” when I asked for the general area. Texting with her is a bit odd. She replies with one word answers, no conversation at all. At 9:50pm I texted her...

Not so stealthy I guess . . .

Borat: How dare you make hand party over Pamela!

Well said, comrade.

Close but no cigar. The Mexican Air Force has never flown Mig-17 fighter jets. However, they do have several Russian made Mil Mi-17 utility helicopters.

And I thought multi-tasking was a good thing.

If your “side chick” is also in a relationship with someone else, that makes you a “side dick”. :geek:

Check out this thread: https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-art-of-approaching-women.397362/ Also, there are lots of instructional YouTube videos on how to be an awesome PUA. Guaranteed that you will be drowning in pussy. (y)

No thanks. I don’t want to see myself naked.

This gets me every time: