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Every time I see some guy in a big truck or a Tesla all I can think is "dude, you're gonna have to pay for a blow job now anyways ... and probably pay double for being an asshole!"

Yup ... got a friend going through a separation after a few years and it's cost him more than double what I figure I've spent over the same time frame. He could have hired a cleaner and a meal service on top of it and still come out ahead!

I do enjoy some regulars but also enjoy the spark of someone new -- as I'm sure SPs do as well. And yes, I do have some feels for the regulars, but realize reciprocation is about as realistic as Santa Claus bringing me that pony I've always wanted. So I just acknowledge what I might be feeling...

Same ... except in 3 years.

Basically Maverick on wheels. I thought Maverick was one of the best 'movies' I've ever watched ... but the moment I sat back to think about any part of it, it basically destroyed the whole premise and became one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. You can either enjoy a movie for being a...

Just be up-front and be willing to be the first or last session of her day. If first, she can skip the make up until you leave. If last, she can remove it before you arrive. But if you're looking for a session in the middle of her day, it would likely help to give her a hefty tip to...

And vice versa. I have had some incredible, wonderful, exciting, interesting and indeed, horrible, times with SPs. Yet the best time I ever had with a woman was with someone who I had known for years, didn't know she was interested (turns out she had a massive crush on me) and we hooked up...

No one ever is.

Happens to the best of us ... https://youtube.com/shorts/DiXTeZZOjP4?si=v53BkosjibRnCXi- If you don't want to watch the short clip, here's part of the story (and Jamie Foxx tells it way better) So Jamie is standing outside this club and errrrch ... these girls pull up. "Jamie Foxx, Jamie...

I wonder if an 'auto-lock' feature exists so that once a thread has reached 6 months of non-activity it would automatically get locked. If it can be universally and retroactively applied it would basically end necro-posting as every thread six months old or older would be locked thereby...

With an attitude like that you will be "by myself like with hj" for ever.

Someone did a bit of a dive into teams that did 'proper rebuilds' and their success rate isn't exactly stellar. How long were the Oilers total shit before managing some playoff success? Where is Detroit these days? Or San Jose, Anaheim or how did Phoenix do with perennial 'rebuilds'? And...

Lexx at IF ... she's consistent with her work name there and at Black Orchid.

Depending on where you're located, there is both a 411 forum plus a Massage review forum that would likely answer your questions better than posting here.

Should have rebuilt this team a decade ago, and instead pandered to the Sedins and kept trying to be competitive when they were basically 'old and stale'. Basically doing the same thing now -- pandering to Hughes who will likely walk in two years no matter what this team does right now. And...

When you absolutely live up to your name.

Get one of these!

IF has two waiting rooms so they will put you in one or the other or shuffle you from one to the other. I usually head straight for the shower (they make sure the coast is clear!) and then your SP will meet you outside the bathroom. Yes, they have towels, robes etc.