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Know who she is, want to feel her up.

God, what a pleasure to read a review that actually makes sense, creates an image and mood, and doesn't sound like it was written by her pimp ('treat her nice guys' etc). What I remember about Karlee is that she gave off a bit of a Lily James vibe (no, she is NOT Lily James' twin), but if you...

I signed up for a night school class. When I arrived for the first class I noticed there were some attractive women present. Wasn't sure where to sit, when I noticed a blonde leaning over her desk prominently displaying her tramp stamp and ass crack. Got to know both very well over the time...

If I don't know the SP then I just bring extra cash. If I know her but we're not regulars, then I just bring extra cash. If we are 'regulars' then I might find something she likes, but typically just extra cash. If you're unsure, just bring cash.

Education: something conservatives can't pronounce, spell or complete.

Probably in the running for the weirdest, but some women who have eaten something with garlic in it, can have a really intoxicating scent. But only for some women. For many women, it's as bad as it sounds -- garlic breath! But for those few whose body chemistry does something erotic with...

When you absolutely need to troll a cybertruck driver:

What's the point? Once you have sex with them they're no longer virgins. And how low does your self-esteem have to be, to be so concerned about their 'past' to need a 'virgin'? Many women I've talked to didn't have memorable 'first' experiences beyond that person being their first. Many...

Yes and no. It's like asking if there is a difference between any provider -- they all provide the same services but some do a better job and others, not so much. What are you really expecting from this question?

I have seen over 50 SPs in the past 3 years (with lots of repeats), and I can count on one hand the number of times that an SP was not as good looking as 'advertised' when I met her. Maybe I'm getting old and everyone young is better looking than I remember, but fuck me I have been ... um ...

Followed by someone posting a rant saying "Stop being meme to me!"

I only remember Chuck from his one cross-over hit. Never really got into his music. May need to revisit it. John Mayall basically spawned Cream (Clapton and Jack Bruce); Fleetwood Mac (Mick Fleetwood, Peter Green, John McVie) and influenced one of the best iterations of the Stones with Mick...

Is there a meme for "memes are interfering with my mindless rants"?

You're giving humans too much credit. We shouldn't be aiming to make technology 'think' like humans, but to actually make better decisions than most humans make.

Let me know when you find a pirate's booty!

What incels imagine people who have had sex talk like ...

What song would they be?

Lots of great salads mentioned already, so I'll add: coleslaw ... if fresh. Nothing worse that that watery, limp crap that's served too often. carrot/beet salad -- again, needs just the right amount of marinating to be crispy but flavourful. cucumber salad ... when fresh it can really slap...

Real story: was her brother.

this ... ... and no one owes anyone any closure or explanation or even honesty. Just suck it up and move on.