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Squirty Man I had to invest in a set of rubber sheets.

And that’s why I never pursued a career as a Farrier

Something tells me you may need ear plugs…… but that’s just an educated guess.

Oh!…..so it’s not just me. I get that feeling every time the adopted Dutton brother opens his mouth on Yellowstone.

She can flow off my tongue…. anytime she pleases.

Then stop doing tequila shooters with all the aunties

You my good man are a freaking genius

The problem is…..the farmland has become to valuable. when a farmer thinks of retirement, and applies to the agricultural land commission to remove the farm from the ALR, if they succeeded in doing so ,it tacks on millions to the price tag, securing their retirement funds, and the land owner is...

Sometimes we cowboys get into the mood……for a little “strange”

Look at you being very helpful. planning a quick trip to Vancouver, and you never know, a cowboy just might get lucky, and the old pick up isn’t very clean right now.

Well…..you can’t take to heart the words of a man who tucks his pants inside of his boots

I’ve always enjoyed a target rich environment ……I’m drawn towards the name “Amber”

The older the violin The sweeter the music…

they always do, until someone finds them and introduces them to a short rope, tied to a tall tree

And they have monkey bars

He failed to see the humour in it……I couldn’t drive through that town without getting pulled over for months

Yeah ….that’s when you plant your ass against the window to get rid of the gawker. works for me every time, unless it’s a small town, he has a badge, and he catches you with his niece true story BTW

Any gravel road North of Hope

…or what I like to call “the assgasm”

There’s a big difference between prices going up due to inflationary reasons….and gouging. I see it in the food production industry all the time. what I get per pound of beef , doesn’t reflect the 28 dollars a pound for steak. The suppliers of quality goods and services are just making the...