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Hi guys !!!!! I was away and am back now. Hope you all are doing great !! My phone has been turned back on and am Accepting calls and texts. Thank you kindly , Yasmine Love

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of...

If you treat her like a working girl, expect to be treated like a John. What comes around goes around

Kissing under the mistletoe Jennifer was a pretty 18 year old girl. In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the curtain counter, and was trying to decide which of the many types of tinsel she would buy. Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the...

I don't mind Setting something up like this but it would require participation from locals and willingness of guests to dish out some $$. I'll keep y'all posted

Come see my updated website ! http://yasminelove.com Thursday 9- 11 am and 3 pm to midnight Friday Noon to midnight Saturday 10 am to 10 pm Limited availability - advance booking always recommended

They are bringing back the verified option for advertisers on leolist. Now you can IGNORE the non verified ads to avoid being scammed by fake photos. This will definitely eliminate the false advertising

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the...

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two...

The missus asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip, do you think about me?" Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer. _________________________________ Thanks for the PERB member whom sent me all his jokes. More to come ...

A man goes to a bar and meets an escort... ... after talking to her for a bit, he asks her, "Alright. Enough talk. How much is it gonna cost me for a handjob?" "$50," She says. "$50 for a handjob? You've got to be kidding me!" He replies. "Come over here," She says. "See that car outside?" She...

Well said :whoo:

Ain't that the ugly truth !!

Freedom of speech - it's a constitutional right. I stand behind the protest. I commend bravery. Side note : When you are allowing a rapist to receive a sentencing of 6 months (which is outright ridiculous) and being released after 3 months for good behaviour you can't begin to point...

I wonder if a receptionist has ever used the term, "Thanks For coming," at a sperm bank. :rapture:

A lesbian is trying to convince her straight best friend to have sex with her, she says, "but i am straight." So the lesbian replies back, "so is spaghetti, until it gets wet". Have a great week :bump:

Hi guys I am prebooking for this upcoming weekend. Have a great day :love:

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench feeding the birds. A man comes along and flashes them all. The first two little old ladies have a stroke but the third little lady couldn't quite reach. Happy Tuesday !!

Exciting news .... Giving my website a makeover. Looking forward to Launching it this month ! Stay tuned ... Available upon request. Advanced bookings recommended to ensure availability! Have a great week :thumb:

Hi Guys !! I'm available to meet. Availability upon request