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Not gay but hell yes to fucking a monkey!

I feel the same way about you baby

Oh how I've longed to meet up with you Dicks. I'm a sweet girl from Van here in hopes to find me a man. You wanna be mine too honey? Then you know the drill bring me your c@ck and bring me your money. Im actually a horny slut with only two restrictions, no putting it in my butt or doing a...

Your one ugly tranny my friend, although the cleaning lady told me she thought you were hot! Honestly tho thank you baby for the good times and the reviews your a sweetheart. Check out my Twitter @SP_aka_SexPro your cock made his internet debut

Only about $50,000 can be attributed to China money the rest was good old cock sucking skill money. I'm $350h here but when I travel I'm $400+ and there's nothing to do in the prairies except fuck hookers so sleepovers and movie n popcorn nights are a nightly occurrence. Nothing like getting...

More along the lines of 1800 dicks I've estimated. I have some clients with China money that helped a bit

I was just short of $800,000 in 1 year... I've got the bank account and the beef curtains to prove it! My signature don't lie baby... In fact I almost lost it the other day when I only saw 4 dudes... I thought my Buisness was over :( Worst day ever!!! I didn't know what to do with myself...

My place it is then... When?

lets do it at my place!!!!

BE A MAN (oriental voice)

If anyone of asian decent or birth is offended and upset with me. My apologizes and

Alix this is what i got out of it ,its like he took the words outta my mouth

Touché baby

Most sentences that come outta my mouth are derogatory, rascist, ignorant, sexist, politically incorrect, basically I touchdown on all the funny shit you guys are thinking but just don't have the balls to say.

Some if not most of my humor is lost on you eh! Don't take things so literal because I don't pimp out Perbites (Bill C-36) inbox me if you want to make some money though

My male ho's ain't cheap tho.. So as long as your paying they'll be playing... We gotta hire hornygandalof so this bromance you two got going on can come to fruition

Dirty Uncle Jimmy teaches young niece how family members show love for one another while parents are asleep in the master bedroom. I'm uncle jimmy tho

I've done my fair share of dinner dates, overnights and a couple 3-7 day dates, mainly when I'm on tour in Alberta tho. I eat more than just cocks you know. The funny this is no one wants to write about the chicken we ate, the wine we shared, or the walk we went on. Why? Because it's a forum...

Has someone tried it after you've already busted a nut and your semi limp?

I appreciate Dick... period!