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    When you get the bait and switch

    Well, he's probably hiding in the bathroom waiting to pounce.
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    2023 Canadian Political Thread

    So...you mean when I started contributing to CPP at 15 and take it at 65 (getting a whopping $1,600.00/mo after 50 years of payments btw) that makes me a moocher? I'll be working until I'm 70, not because I love my work so much, but because I can't afford to retire at 65. I can't afford to...
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    How far are you willing to travel for Sex?

    The living room. I watch a lot of porn.
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    Do you have a confidant?

    Nice try.
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    Lavender Spa

    Any place that offers prostrate massage is probably going to offer other services as well. I doubt a Registered Massage Therapy location would offer this, unless there's something ICBC isn't telling us.
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    Condo Investment - Thoughts?

    No investment experience yet, but would 8-10% be enough with the fees? "Common mutual fund shareholder fees: Sales charge or load Deferred sales charge or load Redemption fee Exchange fee Account fee Purchase fee In addition, there are several fees associated with an annual fund’s operating...
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    Being called daddy in bed?

    First of all, I'd be glad she didn't call me GRAND daddy. I think we'd have to have a conversation and determine if she were a) letting me know that I'm in charge and is comfortable being "tossed around" a bit, or b) into a role play scenario. Your regulars are homely? 🤨
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    What Is Your 'Mutation'?

    I have a vestigial toenail on the outside edge of my right little toe. I know it's time to cut it when it begins to snag on my socks as I put them on. Over the years I have found I can painlessly pull it off with a pair of tweezers. . . . . but it always grows back. I call it Logan.
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    Cutting back due to the economy?

    I haven't been "active" since late 2019 (COVID and all). I've noticed quite an improvement in my savings, so I'm very reluctant to return to spending what I was before. With the price of life in general spiking, I'm paying more attention to where/how I'll be living when I can no longer work.
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    Let’s play!

    More stuffing?
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    What do you guys do with your pubes?

    I start with my Phillips trimmer. Always have a guard at lowest stting, you can get a nasty cut without it. Trimmings are bagged, labeled with the date and time stamp; weighed and pinned to the wall with the rest (you'd be surprised how the colour of your pubes can change with the seasons and...
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    Hello from Vancouver

    nuqneH Translation: The word 'nuqneH' is used to say hello in Klingon, however the literal translation is 'what do you want?'.
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    Only losers pay for sex?

    Non sequitur An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it. In law or logic, an inference or a conclusion which does not follow from the premises.
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    Guys, seriously. Porn is not real life

    A 2018 study of university students found that over 69(giggity)% of female students who took guys home to their dorm room from frat parties to hook up, reported the guys not having the standard 9" penis and were unable to perform in various positions for hours while providing the women with the...
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    2023 Canadian Political Thread

    Pretty much sums up politics for the las 200 or so years.
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    2023 Canadian Political Thread

    From 4 montha ago. Time stamp 6:00-7:02 Just shows how the "standards" are arbitrarily applied.
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    How To Tell If A Photo In An Ad Is Real

    https://fotoforensics.com/
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    US "Police" = Bloodthirsty Lunatics

    Americans have guns because they are afraid of Americans who have guns.
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