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When my ex was in the hospital and taken off all drugs the only thing he missed was coffee...he annoyed the hell out of the nurses for a cup of coffee. So he was cold turkey from pot, cigarettes and cocaine. but...he would've killed for a cup...of coffee

Good job harmony, and well said! When, as a musician, I received my first 'pay for play' I was considered professional and not allowed to compete in certain competitions where awards were handed out. I did study music at the college level. I studied biology and psychology at the university...

Great idea, but, it won't help the guy who loses his erection upon seeing a condom

A course in personal communications: Sexy mature fox is looking for some dedicated students for an extensive tutorial on the oral skills. No matter what your level of proficiency you can always benefit from a little night school course.... This teacher likes a hands on approach. Be...

She is an adult. You are an adult. We don't have control over when people pop on and off this planet, and, some great people I have met are far outside my age range. One of my favourites is over forty years older than I am, but, we get along very, very well, and I stopped caring what other...

So far it's been a blast, thank you Vancouver!

I have some incall time available too!! Why waste a perfectly good blond...

I agree! Not so much out in the valley, but, downtown is just rrrrriddled with beautiful men and women of all ages. Every time I ride the seabus I find myself trying not to stare. ODETTE, YOUR PICTURE IS SO HOT!!! YOU LOOK FABULOUS!!

I love this thread! I like to read it when I need to know there are people out there who think. Deeply

Hello! Want to meet a very enthusiastic, naughty, mature woman? I am elegant and poised in the workplace and wild and crazy in the 'bad' room I have a very, very pretty face and a super body: perky Bcups with very erect nipples, small waist and full, firm derriere! I am: blond/blue eyes 40...

I have planned on going all week! Where else can I wear that red dress?

Oh, MF, you are just suffering under the burden of all those charity projects you are always working for. Once we get all the 'nappies for newborns' sewn up, and finish the 'elocution classes for women with not much else to think about' you may have more free time to peruse perb. Hmmmm...I...

Hello Gents, I am available for outcall in the Vancouver area this weekend (Saturday - Sunday) I am a lovely, creamy blond with a very nicely shaped body and a great personality. I am pretty too! If you enjoy being teased and stroked, and ridden until you are absolutely drained, then give me...

My ex loved the flight attendants on West Jet.

I was raised to understand that one shouldn't put the burden of too much knowledge on another person. A person may be very proud of their own particular sexual talent, but, the population at large may not be as amused, especially, if it resulted in loss of sleep. I have been in the bedroom...

Well, Lillith, you have the satisfaction of knowing that in 40 years your breasts will look exactly the same as they do now. One of the 'perks' in being small!

Never trust a study published in a newspaper, seriously. Facts and stats are manipulated to generate readership: they will tell you what they think you want to hear, but, shy away from hard facts. I am with you Mikey: bullshit I like men who smile! All those teeth! mmmmmm.....maybe a nibble...

...I will be staying at a very nice and fully functional :) incall this weekend

Hello Gents, Do you love: slick, smooth, skin, wet, warm, wild, wanton women? Getting lost in a fever of passion? I will be in North Vancouver this weekend: Friday, late afternoon, until Sunday night. I am a lovely, mature fox, capable of rocking your socks off! And I will enjoy myself...

Hey Baby! Why are you so blue?