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    You know you are a Pooner when.....

    You know you are a Pooner when.... Ethnic girls are not nearly as mysterious as the were at one time. You have white envelopes stashed in all your vehicles... You have lively teasing text exchanges with a couple of girls everyday, even on non Pooning days.... You feel very comfortable...
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    You know you are a Pooner when.....

    You know you are a Pooner when... The " To do List" on your phone is longer, much longer ,than your"To do Lis" at work. :) You know you are a Pooner when: You missed typed a digit on a phone number and asked some random guy for rates and availabilties. :pound:
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    Delayed ejaculation?

    SSRI antidrepressants have a well know side effect of delaying or preventing ejaculation. When I was younger I happened to be on one and I called it my porn star drug, I could get it up but it took a great deal of effort to bring myself off. could bang forever and a day.Explained it to the doc...
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    You know you are a Pooner when.....

    You know you are a Pooner when..... Your apartment neighbors comment on how many nice looking nieces you have, and how ethnically diverse your family is.....:pound: You know you are a Pooner when..... A visitor from out of town asks you for hotel recommendations and your mind automatically...
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    Camry@obsessions and sometimes Jaileys...Birthday Boy up to his ears in Pussy..Again!

    Well, even though my birthday was on Wednesday, I saved a prezzy for today. I have known Camry for sometime but never indulged, well now it was my turn to follow where others have gone before. The old money back guarantee in hand from my bros, I was really looking forward to finally tangling...
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    Happy Birthday to Me! My Adventure with the Beautiful Ciara!

    Well birthdays come once a year and although they are to be celebrated as another year on the sunny side of the dirt, we in the pooning brother/sisterhood view it yet another opportunity to celebrate our ability to enjoy the fun side of life. :clap2: It was with great interest that I read about...
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    victori new girl in Edmonton

    Victori is now an advertiser on the other board, as of today (Monday Feb 23/15).
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    victori new girl in Edmonton

    While cruising the "other" board I ran across new girl victori. I pm'ed her and later in the day she responded. Well let the texting begin! My natural horniness prevailed and I soon was darkening the doorway to her luxurious abode. Well I must say this girl is sexuality personified. Voluptuous...
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    utube. hitler parodies.

    Absolutely spot on priceless!!!
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    The Shaving Thread

    Yes she was working on me to buy and learn how to use a straight razor. Any you guys try these weapons?
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    The Shaving Thread

    My ex girlfriend ( who was a part time sp btw, but that is another story) used to shave me in the bathtub. that was a very intimate experience, I loved it! Plus she got the closeness she desired as she liked my face baby bottom soft. She turned me on to Aveeno positively smooth ( light blue cap)...
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    Princess RiRi, aka Christine....Resistance is Futile! Back for Seconds!

    I couldn't resist! I found myself drawn again to her doorway, scheduling an after work session with Christine yesterday afternoon. Slow day because of the snow and all, allowed us to have a bit of social time together which is always welcome and never expected and was a nice added treat as she...
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    The Shaving Thread

    i tried the new Gillette Fusion Power razor. The adverts say you could possibly get a month of shaves from a blade. ha ha ha, ( I guess to justify the exorbitant cost of the blades ) well for me maybe 3 or 4? I would say possibly a month, if you still are growing peach fuzz yes but not any guy...
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    50 Shades of Grey - tie-ins?

    Read the book, what a waste of time and paper. The characters unbelievable, the whole situation unbelievable, can't believe the author actually got paid for this ridiculous piece of poor writing. If I want a titillating read, this site and sites like it, on occasion, provide much better reads.
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    Christine Exquisite just exquisite!!!!‏

    As I sit here watching the Superbowl tasting Christine lingering on my grateful and appreciative lips. I wonder if I should ever wash this visage again instead choosing instead to carry her taste and scent with me for as long as I can. My original plans did not work out so, I was just happen...
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    4th runnerup miss universe 2015

    I agree Miss Jamaica should have won big time. The amount of booing by the crowd as they voiced there displeasure at her lowly 4th place ranking, was unprecedented in pagent history. I couldn't believe it, I thought she had a lock on 1st or 2nd for sure.
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    Sweet Serena...Just what I needed.

    Trying to keep from Pooning even though your finances are saying no, is a difficult task. Eventually the call of nature wins and you start casting about for likely targets to slake your thirst for pussy. Today was such a day. Selena has been on my radar for quite sometime. Her reviews on the...
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    Top Three Porn Stars you'd poon...

    Nikki Sixx Nessa Devil Tera Patrick
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    What's the Story Behind Your PERB Handle?

    pro-boner An obvious pun. Says it all. lol.
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    What is your favourite place on earth?

    It matters little where you are but everything who you are with.
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